A.N.: Part two, version two. Enjoy!
Word Count: 257.
Warning's. Crack, naturally. Sad Jirou. Atobe's ego, I suppose. Possible OOC-ness. Fluff, I guess. I think that's it.
ato.ji.xx.ato.ji.
Atobe was very, very thankful for his quick-working mind. He came up with responses--albeit ones he didn't like--but they were responses just the same, and better than staring at Jirou in shock.
"Does Jirou ask simply because he wants a baby?"
Jirou's grin wore off of his face, and he looked upset. "No... I love Keigo-chan, and Keigo-chan said I should worry about marrying before I worry about children and now I want to marry the man I love..."
Atobe's brain wasn't quick-working enough, apparently. Upon hearing the reasoning, it kind of shut off on him, his inner Romantic squealing like his many fan-girls.
"Does Keigo-chan not want to marry me?" Jirou asked, pouting. "Does Keigo-chan not love me?" At that, tears rushed to Jirou's eyes and threatened to spill out.
"That's silly," Atobe said, struggling to speak coherently. "Of course I love you, Jirou."
Jirou's spirits greatly rose as he exclaimed, "So Keigo-chan will marry me?"
"No," Atobe said. Jirou looked as though death were staring him in the face. "Ore-sama will not be the bride; Jirou will be the bride. Jirou will have to marry Ore-sama!"
Jirou grinned wildly at his–fiancé? "Of course I'll marry you, Keigo-chan!"
For a while, it returned to quiet. Atobe was thankful. He himself started dozing off as he assumed Jirou had, to share some fantastic dream of a wedding to make history.
"So, does this mean we can have a baby someday, Keigo-chan?"
Atobe Keigo did not believe he would be able to sleep for a long, long time.
ato.ji.xx.ato.ji.
A.N.: Not multi-chaptered, but with alternate endings! Woo, I feel special. I hope you enjoyed. Please review with anything you want to say (that includes words, as I got a puzzling review of what I assume was a face...) be it criticism, flames, requests, jibberish, whatever.
Actually, I may add on to this–tell me if I should write a companion fic about Jirou's struggle to have a baby or not. Also, if you have any ideas you're welcome to tell me. Oh, and a wedding might help. Ideas are now flowing, so tell me what you'd like!