I'm still from Brazil, so my English isn't perfect, I tried my hardest to get rid of all the grammatical errors, but if some persist please ignore (^.^)

TIME SKIP

It was a three days after Sasuke's and Hinata's wedding, everything went alright, well almost everything, their honeymoon, till now has been totally and utterly boring, and the main reason was because of Hinata's new unfounded insecurity, which Sasuke didn't know where it came from, he had did everything by the book on his first attempt on taking her, acting all lovey-dovey and romantic, carrying her to their extremely expensive seven stars hotel room, with an marvelous view to the beach of white sands and a ocean of crystal clear waters behind it, courtesy of Hiashi Hyuuga, if he had to pay for it, he had to make it memorable too, ( Hinata had won the bet, remember? And yes Hanabi kept her end of the bargain) and it seemed like it was really going to happen, until the newest bride in the block asked him to stop, she had this really worried expression on her face and the way she was looking at him, almost as if she was afraid, no need to say that her husband was starting to get a little concerned about her behavior, so he gave her a sweet peck on her left cheek and said that it was alright and if she wanted to wait a little longer he was ok with it, he then rolled to her side, trying not to touch her in any way possible, as not to distress her even more, which was a futile attempt since Hinata snuggle up to his chest, where she found an comfortable position and fell into a not so peaceful slumber, she was feeling a little bad for the way she was treating Sasuke, he was her husband, not being able to give herself to him was clearly sending a bad impression to the man.

So here he is now, on the beach watching his most beloved person of the opposite gender ( ha! how he wanted to rub it on the face of the people who thought that he was gay, which was half of the male population of Konoha and some other villages. ) take a swim in this endless ocean in front of him, he couldn't stop thinking how beautiful she looked on her bikini, that was Hanabi's gift for her new brother-in-law, he was very pleased. Sasuke couldn't explain it's color very well, it just resembles the color of Hinata's eyes, not exactly the same thing though, it was darker, so not allow anything private get in display, something he also was pleased with.

Sasuke saw his wife emerge from the ocean's water.

"I just hope that Sasuke-kun doesn't get mad at me." Hinata whispers to herself while taking a look at the extension of the sea spreading in front of her, something shiny gets her attention, a wedding ring, her ring, the one Sasuke gave to her. She smiles cutely. ( I've got to get over this pretty soon . ) she then remembers the way she fells when Sasuke is about to seal the deal ( Ma-maybe not tonight , perhaps tomorrow? ) she simply can't help it, but she knows that this can't last forever, and she is better to get over her doubts before the end of their honeymoon, which was scheduled for two weeks, meaning that she has only eleven more days to pierce through the fog of uncertainty that plagued her mind.

On the beach a pair of vigilant eyes notices that a band of ruffians is starting to surround his lovely lady, said man gets up from his sitting position and slowly starts walking in the direction of the calm waters that are about to turn wild, he takes his time, he knows that Hinata is no damsel in distress, at least not anymore, she can take care of those bastards, the only reason why he is going there is to make sure that things don't get out of hand, he can't be one hundred percent sure that all of them are weaklings and they have the numeric advantage, so you'd better be cautious.

"Stupid pricks, don't know what they're getting into." Sasuke comments rather loudly, resembling the way how Shikamaru complaints about something being troublesome.

"Hey there! Wanna have some fun?" anonymous prick number one asks rudely, Hinata doesn't respond, she's too engrossed in the process of scrutinizing the simple golden ring around her slender finger.

"Are you deaf? We're talking to you!" anonymous blonde prick number two shouts, not just rudely but irritating too, breaking her focus .

"Did you said something?" Hinata asks politely, raising her head to the uneducated crowd that had gathered around her, saving the blonde's jaw as well. Sasuke by now was really pissed off ( How dare that fool talk to her like that ! ) he was so aggravated that he wasn't even being competent in the cursing subject and that is saying something.

"Ah! Look at that. Or little bird here is married. What kind of jerk would let such an beautiful flower alone?" said anonymous prick number three, trying to sound romantic, Hinata didn't even bothered to fake a flattered look.

"He didn't." was her simple reply, still keeping her natural politeness.

"Now really, just because your husband is a mean bastard, it doesn't mean that all men are like that." number three said clearly unaltered .

"My husband is a mean bastard…" she agreed "…so you do best to stop acting so friendly, before he shows up." she frankly warned them, she just forgot to mention that if Sasuke didn't beat the crap out of' them she would.

"Don't be like that girl, we're nice guys and it would be real nice if you came with us." a fourth anonymous prick had the guts to pronounce such vileness to Hinata's virgin ears, since she was raised in a very strict environment Hinata didn't get his depravity and presumed that the other guys were laughing from his mistake ( you know utilizing the wrong verbal period…I guess. ) and just how many pricks are there? They just keep coming. ( No funny thoughts here people! )

Sasuke had had enough, time to go barging in…like a kamikaze.

He walked pass the pricks, directly to Hinata, not worrying about the many pair of eyes he took her in his arms and gave her quite a passionate kiss, at first she was startled, but when she noticed that it was Sasuke that was kissing her she immediately melted in the kiss as well.

"Hey! What the hell are you doing!" asked number two, the irritating one.

Sasuke broke the kiss "What? Can't I kiss my own wife?" he snapped at the guy, more amused than anything else, while the girl in his arms held this beautiful blush across her cheeks.

"So you're the mean husband?" inquired number three, the worse of them, in Hinata's opinion, with his shameless flirting, he reminded her of someone…but who?

"Mean…no, I'd say caring husband, but that's just my opinion." was his answer, the woman in his embrace blushed a little more (Oh…) it seemed like she had just realized something.

"It was your pretty wife who said that." number one made his comment.

"Did she say to whom?" Sasuke questioned with a smirk plastered in his face.

The group of idiots easily caught his drift, and they all started to stiffen up, they analyzed their odds if they started a fight. Like the brainless fools that they are, they made wrong assumptions, seeing Sasuke's slender form and Hinata's fragile built, they instantly believed they had the advantage.

"You know, if I were you I wouldn't be so cocky." said number four who seemed to be the most violent one "Unless you want to get your ass beaten, now do you?" the most violent indeed .

Sasuke smirked, finally some entertainment, even if it wasn't the one he is looking for. Not being oblivious to Sasuke's body language Hinata intervened before he could do anything.

"No, no Sasuke-kun, it's my fault that we have come to this, I'll deal with it." she declared to him, he accepted a little annoyed, but on the other hand, it might still be fun to watch these idiots getting their ass whooped by a girl, his girl no less.

"Fine then, but don't go too hard on them, I don't want to carry any one of these pricks to the hospital." was his only warning.

"Ok, I'll just beat some sense into their thick heads." she said turning around to face her opponents , if you could call them that .

"Man, I don't want to hit a girl." whined number three "Even if she deserves it." he said in a husky tone, Hinata had to narrow her eyes to such comment.

"Don't worry man, I bet that she'll run before we even have the chance." number two was being very cocky.

"You know what they say…" the Uchiha lady started "…dogs that bark don't bite." she stated, number two growled, Hinata smirked, acting this way is so amusing ( No wonder Sasuke-kun is always mocking everyone, but I really don't think I could do this all the time. ) she ponders.

"Fine, we'll just have to prove her wrong!" number four shouted before charging against her .

The guy threw the most childish punch the woman had ever seen, she easily blocked it and using this fluid motion of her arms and body she took the energy of the guy's running to propel him upwards, effectively sending him flying in direction of the beach, where he fell face first in the sand.

"What the fuck!" number one incredulously yelled, never ceasing the rudeness.

Number two and three, after gathering enough courage, charged as well, number three launched a rotating kick, which Hinata avoided by slightly ducking, number two tried to use this opportunity to finally land at least a smack on the woman, what he didn't know was that this was merely a ploy, when the guy got closer, making two targets at her attack range, she used one of the Hyuugas techniques, the Kaiten, she barely used enough chakra to send the guys flying, but this time she couldn't control the exact direction they would go, so one went and fell besides number one and the other besides Sasuke, only because he moved aside, if not the guy would fall on top of him, and no ones wants that.

"Be careful will ya!" he complained .

"Oops…my bad." the clumsy girl apologized.

"What the…" number one, the last one standing, muttered, Hinata narrowed her eyes, expecting the guy to use the "F" word once more "…I'm out of here!"

Seeing the guy running away like a frightened chicken made both Uchihas break into a fit of laughter, well taking their nature in consideration, I was more like some heated chuckles.

After regaining their composure, they decided it was time to eat something, they were already making their orders when they heard the screaming and shouting of people.

"Don't worry, it's probably some tourist getting drowned." The cooker in the small food booth reassured his female client.

Her eyes widened in even more concern.

"For Kami's sake, the lifeguards can handle it Hinata..." Sasuke tried to calm her down too.

"Yeah! Just enjoy my delicious cooking!" Cheered the old looking chef.

Hinata didn't seemed too pleased with their way of dealing with this situation.

"What if the person dies, huh!" she countered a bit agitated "How will you live with yourself knowing that you could have done something, huh!"

"Wow, where did that come from?" Sasuke chuckled.

"It seems like they are fine." Said some passerby.

"What kind of fool would get drowned so close to the shoreline, the water didn't even get to the chest!" Another one taunted.

"Fools, there were two of them." the first one corrected.

"There, happy now, they are fine." raven boy teased.

"Saying it like that, it almost sounds like you wanted them to die." she bickered.

"Its not like that, its just that you worry too much." he reasoned.

"And you don't worry at all!" pale eyes almost shouted.

"Come now, lets not fight over this, its over now." worried cook appeased.

After realizing the scene they caused, both started eating their food quietly.

THIRD NIGHT 7 STARS HOTEL ROOM

"Hey, Hinata where are you?" Sasuke called out for his wife.

"In the shower." came the muffled answer.

The man smirked. Trying his hardest not to jump the girl, Sasuke entered the bathroom, undressing himself he slowly made his way towards his unsuspecting victim, grabbing the woman in his arms without turning her around, he embraced her tenderly, at first she struggled, but in the end she settled down, relinquishing in the warmth their bodies emanated, the warm water also helped.

Sasuke commenced his ministrations, slowly kissing and sucking at her exposed neck, his hand touching and exploring her body, hands that painfully, in a pleasurable way of course, dragged themselves to ever more sensitive and private areas until they finally reached her core, Hinata's reaction was absolutely vivid.

"What the hell!" Sasuke cryed, one hand at his sore cheek.

"Sorrysorrysorrysorrysorry..." she desperately apologized.

She tried to sooth him by rubbing his abused face, but it only made things worse since Sasuke assumed that she was going to slap him once again, he dodged and ran, picking his clothes as fast as he could he left a flabbergasted Hinata behind.

The woman after taking what she just did in consideration left the bathroom, after getting dressed in a robe, she found Sasuke sitting in their bed with his elbows resting on his knees, one hand enveloping the other, his chin resting on his knuckles, clearly he was thinking some absurd reason to explain her reaction.

"I'm so sorry Sasu-kun, I didn't mean to, I got scared" she said softly, embracing him in her loving arms. (If I keep this up, I might as well castrate him.) Hinata thought bitterly.

ENDING RESULTS: ACHIEVIMENTS COUNT

No wife taken

No cherry popped

No happy ending

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Some of you actually asked for more, so after ages I decided to oblige your request, in fact I am thinking of making at least one more chapter, maybe two, I'll decide that later. Now, for release dates, there are none, it will be out someday that's all I can say for now lol.