A/N: I have to admit, I never thought I'd get reviews so soon. Oh well, the madness has to begin sometime right?
Gr: I'm gonna be calling mysel Gr from now on. Like it Sora?
Sora: Yeah, yeah, Just get on with it, I can't wait.
Gr: To get tortured? Okay, Let's start it then. Here we have some dares from JakDaxPeaceMaker and he says:
Sup Names Jak and before I do my truth or dare, I'm inviting someone here "Checks Watch" He should be here right abou-
"BOOM" Door exploded and someone in a robot walker comes into the studio.
?: Why hello specimens of great power, Allow me to introduce myself "Throws hood off and revealing Emperor Tachyone, My master from The cragmite homeworld".
Tachyon: I am Emperor Percival Tachyon, Crown prince of the cragmits, conquerer of space and time, and ruler of the universe.
Me: Didn't you say this To Ratchet and Clank at Metroplis before he escaped and broke your Robot Walker which cost millions to repair, embrassing "Laughs"
Tachyon: "Glares"
Me: "Sweatdrop" Anyway, Aren't forgetting something
Tachyon: Oh, That reminds me, TROOOPERS!
Suddenly the entire studio is filled with cragmite soliders and is aiming at the Kingdom hearts Gang with their high tech guns.
Tachyon: Now then "Walks over to Author" This is a gift from us to you the cragmite soldiers, If one of these pitful specimens "Points at Kingdom hearts gang" Try to escape or Try to kill us or you, THEY WILL BE SHOT TO A MILLION PIECES HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH "Cough" Now then "walk towards me" Shall we begin
Me: "Smirks" Certainly my lord
Sora: You are a stupid child with no knowledge of the keyblades true power, Riku should have this keyblade, He his a fine specimen unlike you stupid inferior child.
Princess Mansex(that's right my goal in life is to piss you off)you must make me part of organization 13 or kingdom hearts gets it!
xigbar:dude you are DA MAN!anyways shoot axel with this weapon i have devised.(hands xiggy gun)
xaldin:go jump in a volcano. That's an order!
vexen:i am starting to like you a little so i spare your ,DESTROY YOUR LAB!
lexaeus:lend me your tomohawk.
zexion:I think you are awesome and deserve more respect and reading a $200 certificate to Barnes and Noble and you get to whack axel in the head whenever you want.(gives a hug that makes him smile)also nice breakdancing moves!(it is from a story)
saix:i keel you!
axel:up until zexion's death i liked you but now...eat water!(squirts with a water gun then throws him in a pool then throws him in a lake then throws him in atlantica)but you are kinda funny.
demyx:i dare you to be my older brother!you to zexion and axel!
luxord:I WILL BEAT YOU AT POKER!
marluxia:you must also be my brother!(hugs the awesome flower man)
larxene:you are awesome!you have to act like zexion for 2 whole chapters.
roxas:no comment.
Aqua: Kiss Vanitas on the lips
Terra: Punch vanitas and give him a black eye
Axel: Drink water from a dirty toilet with a bendy straw
Saix: Chew your own toe nails...slowly in front of everyone
Hayner: Have you notice that you can pass down as Sarah Jessica Parker's gay son
Olette: Did you notice Fuu breaking into your house taking a piss on your clothes that your wearing "Starts laughing". Plus I have it on tape "Shows the video to everyone".
Pence: Eat dead rats in front of everyone and eat garbage and dog's poop.
Tachyon: Now my other set of questions
Everyone except author and jak: You will bow to me
Baby Mansex or Princess Queen Mansex: Shave your hair and dress up as a princess and dance around and call yourself princess mansex "Starts laughing and so does tachyon and the cragmite soliders"
Vanitas: You will become my servant or else "Points at the cragmites soliders torture room"
Xion: I feel your suffering, BURN DOWN MANSEX'S HOUSE
Axel: Be stuck in a room filled with axel fangirls
Xigbar: Destroy Larxene's room and shave her head bald while she's asleep and blame it on mansex. "Snickers"
Tachyon: "Looks through paper" Well I'm finished "Looks at me" You may begin your question jak.
Me: Thank you my lord.
My Questions
Author: Have you heard of a story called "The horribly bloody death of kairi"
Sora: Give kairi a black eyes and burn her house down, money, and clothes.
Roxas: Shave your hair, wear unremovable girly makeup, wear a short mini skirt and wear a woman's bra and eat dog poop and drink a gallon of oil.
Mansex: Did you hire a heroiron addicted prostitue to pose as your mother
Fuzzface: Xaldin shave your sideburns and try to kill mansex with your lances
Zexion: Flip off mansex and kick him in the balls and slap olette and kairi's faces and give them black eyes
Luxord: Get drunk and tell Hayner he needs to wear womens clothing to school forever
Xion: I love you xion "Runs up to her kisses her in front of Roxas
Roxas: No comment, you are annoying
Well that's all for now and "Looks at Author" We will have a surpirse for you outside for the next chapter so see ya.
P.S These questions (Or dares) are super funny.
Gr: You heard it, Sora let's...wait a sec. Didn't I see those question on another T&H fic?
Sora: Does it matter? I think it's pretty common if it's happening.
Gr: Yeah, you're right. Now give it to Riku.
Sora: Give him what?
Gr: Your Keyblade, idiot. You have to do the dare.
Sora: *crosses arms* what if I don't?
Gr: Hmm good question. Okay everybody, listen up. From now on whoever decides NOT to do their dares will be fed to my pet Hydra.
Demyx: Aww, Hydras are cute.
Gr: Oh, not this one. *summons a portal to the world of Hydras*
Everyone: *silently shakes in their boots while looking at a Hydra eating a man alive*
Gr: So, are we clear?
Everyone: *nods in agreement*
Gr: Okay. Sora. Do it.
Sora: Fine. But I have to warn you Riku...
Riku: I don't care. Gimme your Keyblade! *snatches Kingdom Key away*
Sora: Meh. *summons Star Seeker*
Riku: What the...?
Sora: What? You never said I had to give him all of my Keyblades.
Riku: *pouts*
Gr: Okay, Mansex! Your turn.
Xemnas: DAMN YOU SUARE ENIX FOR GIVING ME THIS NAME!
Larxene: Well build a bridge and get over it.
Xemnas: *sighs* Whatever. Let's do this.
JakDaxPeaceMaker: *comes in* Have you decided?
Xemnas: Yes. Welcome to the Organization.
JakDaxPeaceMaker: cool. *sits cooly besides Kairi* hi.
Kairi: *waves back then moves away*
Gr: Okay...? Xigbar, you're up.
Xigbar: Do I have to?
Gr: I don't know, do you? I mean your dare is sort of to your benefit, so do you?
Xigbar: *looka at his dare and smiles* Oh my birthday came a month early. I'll do it.
Gr: Okay. *smiles*
Xigbar: *summons Sharpshooter and shoots Axel in the foot.
Axel: OW! When's my dare comin' up?
Gr: You really don't get it do you? Alright, Xaldin?
Xaldin: Fine *jumps into random volcano then comes out unharmed inside a ball of air*
Gr: The hell?
Xaldin: You never said I couldn't * sits back in his seat*
Gr: Okay, Vexen.
Vexen: Okay *looks at dare. smiles when he sees the "Like you" part* Oh, finally someone recognises my worth. *finishes reading then frowns* You hate me.
Axel: Hey, if you can't do it someone has to. *blows up Vexen's Lab*
Vexen: *faints*
Lexaeus: *gives JakDaxPeaceMaker his tomahawk*
JakDaxPeaceMaker: Sweet.
Zexion: Thanks. *takes certificate* And Axel *hits Axel in the head. Hard*
Axel: OW!
Zexion: That's for all the times you called me Emo! *whacks him again*
Gr: Okay, Saix?
Saix: Don't bother. *summons Lunatic and stabs self*
Gr: Saix?
Saix: *dead*
Gr: Okay then? Axel, you're up.
Axel: sweet. *smile disappears when he gets pushed into a portal to Atlantica*
Gr: Moving on. Demyx!
Demyx: Welcome to the family! *hugs JDPM hard* Axel, Zexy, join in.
Axel and Zexion: *joins in hug*
JDPM: *wheezing* can't breathe
Demyx: sorry *lets JDPM go*
Gr: Luxord.
Luxord: Bring it on
x-after a game of poker-x
Luxord: but how is it possible? I always win! ALWAYS!
JDPM: Tough luck.
Marluxia: *smiles* I love you too *hugs JDPM back*
Larxene: What? I have to act like Zexion? Fine. *sits beide Zexion in the emo corner*
Roxas: *smiles*
Gr: Aqua...Aqua? Where's Aqua?
Terra: *taps Gr on the shoulder* look there.
Gr: *looks there and sees Aqua and Vanitas passionately kissing each other* no comment. Terra?
Terra: Oh, I've been wanting to do this for a long time. *punches Vanitas hard - hard as in breaking buildings with a single trike hard - on the face*
Vanitas: *falls back and faints with a black eye*
Gr: That was fun. Okay next is...Axel?
Axel: *comes back into room dripping wet* I get another one?
Gr: Just read it. *hands Axel the dare*
Axel: *reads dare* This is just sad.
Gr: So...you'd prefer the Hydras?
Axel: No. I'll do it. *walks into random bathroom and puts a bendy straw in the loo*
Gr: Slurp it.
Axel: *slurps and immidiately gags and throws up on the toilet seat*
Gr: Okay...Saix?
Saix: *dead*
Gr: I guess this just wasn't supposed to happen. Hayner?
Hayner: Yes, yes I have noticed that. Thank you. *looks pissed off*
Olette: *breaks down crying after watching tape*
Gr: There there...
Olette: *glares at Gr*
Gr: Okay, Pence?
Pence: Bring it!
Gr: *summons dead rats, a garbage truck and two dogs* Eat up.
Pence: *eats dead rats* Yummy, although I would like some chilli sauce with it. *eats everything on the back of the truck* I'm almost full. *Two dogs poo in front of him and he eats it* Have some more?
Everyone alse in the room: *throws up*
Tachyon: Now bow to me!
Everyone except me and Jak: *bows* All hail Tachyon.
Tachyon: Good. Now do your dares.
Xemnas: *summons random razor and shaves head* Happy?
Tachyon: NO!
Vanitas: Fine, fine, I'll be your slave...on one condition. Do you have cookies?
Tachyon: Yes.
Vanitas: Ok. I'm your slave. *bends down and lets Tachyon use him as a leg rest8
Xion: Finally! *Casts Firaga at a random house with the numeral I on it andburns it to the ground*
Xemnas: *eye twitching uncontrollably* Kingdom Hearts!
Axel: *comes back from bathroom* I have to what?
(Suddenly random Axel fangirls burst through the door and come in screaming into the room and pushes Axel into the bathroom and locks door)
Xigbar: I'll do that when night comes. *evilly grins*
Larxene: *laughs nervously*
Jak: Yay, more questions from me!
Gr: No I haven't...but I would certainly love to read it. Would you like me to read it Kairi.
Kairi: *on the verge of tears* If it's necessary.
Sora: Okay, my turn. *reads dare and starts tearing up* I'm sorry Kairi.
Kairi: For what?
Sora: For this. *punches Kairi and gives her a black eye*
Kairi: *goes over the verge and bursts into tears*
Sora: And this. *Casts Firaga on Kairi's house and burns it down*
Kairi: *eye twitches* ...You...You...You...
Sora: I'm sorry *starts crying*
Riku: Get over it!
Roxas: Really?
Gr: Yes. *hands Roxas razor*
Roxas: *shaves head* happy? Now I look like Cueball!
Gr: Deal with it. Your dare's not done yet.
Roxas: Let me see that. *snatches dare paper from Gr and frowns* Oh poo.
Gr: Yes, you're right. *Summons random dog who immidiately defacates in front of Roxas*
Roxas: ...
Gr: Where's your dress?
Olette: Right here. *rushes to Roxas and puts a pink dress on him. Then begins applying make-up to his face*
Gr: Eat up!
Roxas: *smells the poo and faints beside it*
Gr: LOL. Xemnas?
Xemnas: How did he know...Yes I did.
Gr: ...Okay? Fuzzface, you're up. *waves razor at Xaldin*
Xaldin: Fine. *takes razor from Gr and shaves off sideburns*
Luxord: *drunk* Man, who let this *hic* guy in here?
Zexion: *grins evilly* I don't know why you like me so much, Jak, but I thank you nonetheless. *kicks Xemnas in the nuts*
Xemnas: *writhes in pain*
Zexion: *bitchslaps Kairi and Olette a hundred times until they get blackeyes* Fun.
Luxord: *drunk* who's Weiner.
Hayner: It's Hayner!
Luxord: Shut up Weiner, go to school!
Hayner: You're not my dad.
Luxord: How do you know? I your mom the one with the curly hair?
Hayner: Sonuva...
Luxord: Do it, son. * laughs then hics*
Hayner: ...
Xion: *kisses Jak back* Your lips taste like tacos.
Roxas: *glares at Jak*
Gr: And that's all from Jak.
Everyone: We're freed!
Gr: Not quite. Now we have some dares from T . J . Nightshade and she says:
Hey! I'm here to also have fun with the Kh characters! And torture some of them! ;D Let's get started!
Xemnas: Go die in a hole. I don't like you.
Xigbar: Shoot Riku in the foot five times, then dress up as Barbossa.
Xaldin: Go in a room with a ticked off Deady. (Deady is a teady bear that is possessed by an evil spirit.)
Vexen: Let Axel loose in your labs. Then, go and stab yourself 554 times with an icicle.
Lexaeus: Uhh... talk more often? I can't think of anything for you.
Zexion: Give your Lexicon to Axel, then cut your hair so we can see both of your eyes.
Saix: Act like a puppy! XP
Axel: Punch someone important, then have as many cookies as you want! :P
Demyx: Burn Arpeggio, then shave your mullet.
Luxord: Don't get drunk for 3 chapters.
Marluxia: Boil ALL of your flowers, then eat them!
Larxene: Die in a hole and go to Hades. You deserve it!
Roxas: Have as many cookies as you want, then have 13 sea salt ice creams! :D
Xion: Stab yourself with the Kingdom Key.
Sora: Same as Roxy.
Kairi: Why is it that you just won't die?
Riku: Dress up as a monkey, then go in a room filled with your rabid fan girls. Good luck, you're gonna need it.
Terra: You know that your name means dirt, right? And why do you wear a skirt?
Aqua: Go out on a date with Zack, you promised him it.
Ventus: Eh, same as Sora.
Vanitas: Wear a pink frilly dress, and you can't wear your mask!
Xehanort: Wear a dress like Vanitas' except way more frilly.
Ienzo: You don't deserve a parent like Even, I'm taking you home with me! XD
And, I believe that's it! Have fun!
Gr: You heard the lady, get moving!
Xemnas: If i'm dead, who's gonna run the Organization?
Gr: Nexark will.
Xemnas: who-
Gr: DIE! *Makes an abyss on the floor right underneath Xemnas and it sucks him in*
Xemnas: *screams bloody mureder as he falls to his demise*
Gr: Next!
Xigbar: *summons Sharpshooter and shoots Riku in the foot 15 times*
Riku: OW! I thought T.J said 5!
Xigbar: *laughs* I couldn't resist. Now...who or what is a Barbossa.
(T.J comes in and shows him a picture of Barbossa)
Xigbar: Oh Okay...No.
Gr: Really? Then you'd choose the Hydra?
Xigbar: No, but-
Gr: DIE! *summons a portal and pushes Xigbar in* next!
Xaldin: Okay. *goes into room and closes door. five seconds later screams come out of the room*
Gr: Vexen?
Vexen: What have I done to deserve this? *stabs self 554 times* ...and I'm still alive?
T.J: Nope. *pushes Vexen with a finger and he falls down dead*
Gr: highfive! *high-fives T.J.*next!
Lexaeus: What do you want me to talk about?
Gr: I've heard enough. Shut up.
Lexaeus: *looks away offended*
Zexion: *sighs and gives Lexicon to Axel*
Axel: YAY, I have a dictionary!
Zexion: It's a Lexicon!
Axel: I'ma call it whatever I want. Got it memorized?
Zexion: Whatever. Are yiu sure you wanna see my other eye?
Everyone: YES!
Zexion: *Moves hair to the side to show a small portal sucking it air slowly* You wanna look at that al through the chapter?
Everyone: *shakes head*
Zexion: Good. Then My dare is cancelled.
Gr: Fine with me. Saix?
Saix: wuff.
Gr: Show some enthusiasm, man.
Saix: *rougher* wuff!
Axel: Let me handle this. *shows Saix a ball*
Saix: *instantly sits on the floor like a puppy with a lagging tongue*
Axel: *puts ball away*
Saix: *normal* What happened?
Gr: nothing, nothing at all. Axel?
Axel: Who do you want me to punch?
T.J and Gr: Obama.
Axel: Sure. *makes a portal to the Whitehouse, punches Obama in the face, and comes back.* Where are my cookies?
Gr: Over there *points to a mountain of cookies behind him*
Axel: Sweet! *starts stuffing himself with cookies*
Gr: Demyx?
Demyx: *starts crying* I have to burn Peggie?
Gr: Unfortunately, yes. Axel?
Axel: *snaps finger and Arpeggio bursts into flames*
Demyx: NOOOOO! *shaves mullet off* Happy? *runs away crying*
Gr: That was sad. moving on...
Luxord: *drunk* what?
Gr: You fail *summons a portal to a world where Xigbar is riding Hydra and pushes Luxord in* Wait, was that...?
T.J: Yep. Xigbar was riding Fluffly.
Gr: Oh Poo. Marluxia?
Marluxia: *reads dare and looks at Gr bewildered* You want me to eat my babies? NEVER! I'd rather die.
Gr: Your choice mate. *pushes Marluxia in after Luxord*
Larxene: Whatever losers *Takes a portal to The Underworld and gasps*
Gr: Yeah, we'll miss you. NOT. Roxas?
Roxas: Sweet! *starts eating cookies with Axel* Hey Axel, wanna grab some sea salt ice cream?
Axel: Sure. *Walks away with Roxas*
Xion: But what did I do wrong?
Gr: Dunno. But a dare is a dare.
Xion: *stabs self with Kingdom Key* OWCH!
Gr: Tough luck Xion. Go rest.
Xion: *falls asleep on floor*
Sora: Yay! *starts eating cookies with Axel and Roxas and then eats 13 lollies*
Kairi: It's because Square Enix wanted to make me a Mary Sue but failed miserably, so...yeah.
Riku: I have fangirls?
Naruto: Believe it!
Gr: Wait, where'd he come from? *pushes Naruto into a portal to the Hydra world*
Riku: *dresses up in a monkey suit and heads into room with rabid fangirls* OH HELL NO! *fangirls lock door. Riku is heard screaming*
Gr: Moving on...
Terra: Yes, I know that. And it's not a skirt it's a tunic.
T.J: Looks like a skirt to me.
Terra: Well it's not, okay?
T.J: Whatever. Next!
Aqua: What, you still remember that?
Zack: *appears out of nowhere* Yep. Leg's go, babe.
Aqua: *Walks off with Zack*
Gr: Ventus?
Ventus: YAY! *jumps into mountain of cookies then follows Sora, Roxas and Axel to eat sea salt ice cream*
Vanitas: Make me!
Tachyon: Ahem!
Vanitas: Yes Master! *dresses in a frilly dress and takes off mask*
Kairi: *drools when she looks at his face* Wow...
Xehanort: What is the meanig of this? *Tacyon makes him wear a frilly dress* Oh hell.
Ienzo: Does that mean I'm adopted now?
T.J: No, silly! It means you're my new baby brother!
Ienzo: but...but...but I'm emo. People don't like emo kids.
T.J: Nonsense! *Hugs Ienzo and makes him cry*
Gr:Anyway that's all for today. We hope to see you again next chapter!
T.J: Yeah what he said. Ta!
Gr: Hey T.J. Wanna co-host?
T.J: I don't know, what about all the people that died?
Gr: The one's who died will be revived with these *shows T.J a revival leaf* and the ones in the Hydra realm will be here for the next chapter.
T.J: Alright guys, get reviewing!
Gr: *whines* That's my line. LOL.
x-and the curtains fall-x