Sai x Ino
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Sai flinched as a loud, ear-ringing shriek sounded through the entire house. Undeniably, it came from the bathroom, the one room Ino spent the most time in.
"She probably broke a nail or something..."
"SAI!" Ino screamed at the top of her lungs.
Said man flinched, This wasn't good...what had he done?, he asked himself, panicking slightly. It was never good to piss off his girlfriend...she was worse than any fury! He should probably escape as soon as possible...
Unfortunately, there was no time for an escape. Ino stomped into the room, her face twisted in anger and planted herself in front of him, hands on her hips. Her voice, though, was remarkably calm when she spoke. "Sai...what exactly did I tell you about putting the toilet seat down?"
Oh shit!
"Uhm..."
"If you don't do it next time", Ino announced sweetly, so sweetly it made him shiver, "I will personally force you to sit when peeing."
"But only dickless people to that", Sai protested.
"That's it!", Ino screamed, charging at him. "You are so going to be dickless soon!"
That, Sai figured, was the best moment to jump through the window.
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2. Once you have fallen into a toilet, you will understand why we ask you to put the seat down.
A/N.: Damn, after reading this and "Shisui and the spider", everyone will think I am obsessed with toilets...which I am not! *lol*
Thanks to waveangel, simplyme26, and Anonymous for the reviews! The update will come...well, pretty soon, since I got a writing flow all of a sudden yesterday and finished all of the 10 One-Shots - I shocked myself here...
See ya,
Dustland-Fairytales