Hey guys! Sorry it's been like forever since I updated. I just got bored with this story and just 2 days ago I got inspired again.
Disclaimer: I don't own Mario, Nintendo does.
Hope you enjoy it.
The Unwanted BBGame
Chapter 2: Waluigi and Maple
Last time:
Mario met Maple and fell in love with her. So Princess Peach got mad and beat Mario up. She also broke up with him.
And now with the story!
After Waluigi lost sight of Mario, he sighed.
"How can Mario do this?" He knelt down and started to cry.
"Why Mario!? Why?!" Then he ran to the back of a small bush and started to sob.
"He thinks he can have any girl he wants! Argh! I hate him. He's worse than Wario!" Then he started to cry uncontrollably. But then, just to make things worse, an unexpected person walked up to him.
"Aww, Waluigi is crying!" he said in a pathetic voice. Then he stopped crying instantly.
"Shut up...Wario" He spoke like he was not in the mood for anything.
"Why are you crying anyway?" Wario asked in a more serious voice. Then Waluigi replied,
"How would you feel if Mona left you?"
"Oooh"
"Yeah"
"So Maple left you for another man?"
"Yep" Waluigi knodded sadly.
"Who?"
Then he paused.
"Mario" he said in a dreadful voice with an angry face.
"Oh! I can take care of him ea-si-ly!" Wario said with an evil smile while cracking his knuckles. Then Waluigi thought about it for a second. he looked up at Wario, smiled evilly, and replied,
"Sure! Go ahead!" And with that, Wario nodded and left.
With Maple...
Maple laid there on her bed and tried not to cry, but it was too hard for her to handle. She laid there for another 10 minutes holding in her tears, but then she couldn't hold them in anymore. So she started sobbing uncontrollably. After crying there for five minutes, her sister came into the room.
"Maple what's wrong?" Plum asked with a shocked look.
"I did the stupidest thing in the world two days ago!" Maple cried.
"What?"
"I...fell in... ...love...with... ... ... ...--"
"With who? Just spit it out."
"Mario!" Then Plum's jaw dropped to the ground, and her eyes opened as widely as possible.
"MARIO!?"
"Yep" Maple nodded.
"Oh my gosh! He's probably gonna die soon!...For real! We gotta help him!" Plum warned.
"I told you it was the stupidest thing ever." she mumbled.
"Well yeah...but Mario's a nice guy. A lot of girls like him. You just got lucky cause he likes you back."
"Yeah good point."
"So let's go help him now." And with that, Maple and Plum left to go help Mario.
With Mario and Luigi...
Mario walks into his house, with all his cuts, bruises, and burns on him, to Luigi looking just fine watching tv on his couch. he turned to see his brother and freaked out.
"Aaahh! It's a moster of the dead!"
"Luigi! It's me you idiot!" Mario glared.
"Oh...sorry bro. But seriously, what happend to you?"
"It's kind of a long story."
"Ok, then tell me a summary of it."
"Alright... here goes. I was playing a game of golf when I saw this beautiful girl named Maple, and I immediately fell in love with her. So yeah, Peach and Waluigi some how heard of that. Peach did most of this, and Waluigi only gave me a punch in the back of my head. That's what happend."
Luigi nodded and said, "I see."
"So what am I gonna do about this?"
"I don't know. You gotta face your own problems on your own."
"Yeah you're right bro. But if I really need help will you help me?"
"yeah sure!"
"Alright thanks!"
"No problem bro! Now let's go to bed. It's late." And with that, Mario and Luigi went to their rooms.
With Wario and Walugi...
"There they go. Into their beds about to fall asleep." Wario started.
"Yeah! Only complete dorks go to bed at 1 o' clock in the morning!" Waluigi added.
"I know right. That's way too early to go to sleep!" Wario sarcastically said "...considering it's only 4 am right now."
"It is?...Oh" Waluigi looked down to his watch and noticed that he didn't even have one.
"Crap...I gotta buy a watch for me someday."
"sigh...Anyway" Wario sighed and shook his head.
"So... What are we gonna do to him?"
"Don't worry. I got this all planned out." Then Waluigi looked at him funny.
"You do?"
"No actually I don't, but I had heard something: He hates basketball. If we can beat him. I can get Maple back for you."
"Wow Wario! You really do have a plan! But why are we here anyway?"
"Oh I just want to do something to him, something I've been wanting to do to him for years." He smiled evily.
"Alright, do you want me to open the window for you?"
"Sure go ahead." Then wario pulled out some beans in a can and started to eat them. And he ate, and ate, and ate untill he couldn't eat anymore. Then Waluigi came back and said, "I got the window open."
"Muawahahaha! Taste this Mario!" Then he put his butt in fornt of Mario's face and blew the bigest blow anyone has ever seen. Waluigi stood there with an excited face. Then he smelt it and turned his face to a disgusted look.
"Eww! That smells! Even from over here!"
"Shut up! You're gonna wake him up!"
"Well yeah, but he's not gonna smell it by the time he does wake up."
"Oh yes he will. This smell is gonna lst for a whole week...at the least! Now let's get out of here."
With Maple and Plum...
"Oh my gosh! That smells like crap!" Maple complained.
"Heck yeah!"
"That's gross! Poor Mario."
"I know right. I feel sorry for him."
"If it smells this bad over here, imagine how it's smelling inside!"
"Oooh! That's nasty!"
"Let's go Plum. We now know what Wario and Waluigi are gonna do to Mario. So we gotta come up with a plan to stop them. "
"Yup, we gotta find some people who can play basketball."
"Well we can play basketball, but Peach isn't gonna help. So who else can play?"
"Hmm..." They thought for a while, and a while, and a while, and a while...they thought for a very long time. Then all of a sudden, they saw Mario sleep talking. He said, "Basketball is stupid!" Then a few seconds later, "Huh? W-wait! Oww! Daisy stop! That hurts...ugh."
Maple and Plum slowly turned to each other with a smirk.
"Daisy" They both said. Then they ran back to somewhere.
End of Chapter 2
Lol! That last part came from my old story "The Adventures of Green and Yellow". I just had to use that. Well yeah, I don't remember the last time I wrote chapter 1 but here's 2! I got inspired just a day ago and wrote chapter two. Hope you liked it! Oh and please review. I will put chapter 3 up soon. I promise. Just give me by the end of this week and it will be up. Well see ya later peeps!
Sirena-Golad
