Hi, guys! I'm back! I tried to hold back and update this tomorrow, but oh well! I was too anxious, and I had some pretty good stuff. The two awesome friends mentioned in the last chapter? They're like my co-workers now. XD
Me: And we're back! I got a lot more stuff here! One of my friends wouldn't leave any glory for the reviewers… She wrote more stuff for me…
Jay: Ooh! What friend?
Zane: I sense the wacko one.
Me: ZANE! How could you say that about my best friend?
Zane: -shrug-
Me: Anyway, this is from the same one who demanded that Skales almost kill himself by laying an egg. She says, I dare Zane to mix up the Lego heads with different Lego bodies!
Zane: What? I do not understand.
Me: -rests hand on Zane's shoulder- Ah, neither do I. –hands him a Zane ZX, Cole ZX, Kai ZX, and a Jay ZX minifigure along with other random ones from brother's collection- Go on, don't be shy. They won't bite you!
Zane: But that's just—
Me: Switch the body parts!
Zane: Wha—
Me: -surrounded by sudden dark aura- Now!
Zane: -switches parts around- There. Happy?
Me: …They look demented.
Zane: Yep! ^_^
Me: And you're proud of that fact, aren't you?
Zane: Yep! ^_^
Jay: -takes look at his minifigure- What did you do to me?!
Pythor: -glances over Jay's shoulder- Bwahahaha!
Me: -opens folded paper- Ooookay. All right, here's one from NatIsNotOnFire (for some reason it didn't show up in the reviews. Don't blame me, I'm still new to this place!) Dares: To Kai: Dye your hair pink with permanent hair dye. To Jay: Dance to the song, "Electric Avenue" with eight-inch heels. To Cole: Audition to "Ninjago's Got Talent". To Zane: Act like an eight year old for the rest of the chapter. To Sensei and Garmadon: Act like one another for the rest of the chapter. Truths: To Misako: What in the world did you see in Garmadon? To Falcon: Are you upset that you don't have a name? To Lloyd: Are you happy about getting older?
Cole: Wow! That's a lot.
SW: Yeah… I sense this will be a very long chapter!
LG: Let's go on with the show, shall we?
Me: OK, good plan, Garmadon. –mutters under breath: Can't believe I was just saying that.- Kai, the one with the pink paint… Go paint your hair with it.
Kai: That can't be what it REALLY said, can it?! –takes paper- Grr… Be right back. –storms into bathroom-
Me: Jay, apparently you have to dance to "Electric Avenue" in high heels. –snickers-
Nya: -throws her shoes at Jay- Here, catch!
Jay: Wha- -catches and puts on-
Me: I've never heard of the song… -plays it-
Jay: -does lousy chicken dance-
Everyone but Jay and Kai: Boo! Boo! –tosses tomatoes-
Jay: HEY! I'm doing my best here!
Me: Cole, you have to try out for Ninjago's Got Talent. Now, don't do as suckish as Jay over there is doing.
Cole: Don't worry about me, I'll win this thing! –drives away to TV station-
Zane: -turns on TV- Wonder how he will do?
Me: -snickers- Zane, turn your humor switch on.
Zane: Why?
Me: -ahem- That's the dare. You have to act like an eight year old for the rest of this chapter…
Zane: O_O Fine… -turns switch on- HEY GUYS, LOOK! GARMADON HAS BOOGERS!
Me: XD –cracks up-
LG: -self-consciously wipes nose- I do NOT!
Zane: -runs around making airplane noises-
Kai: I'm back! Where's Cole?
LG: Pink isn't your color. Consider wearing a pink suit every once in a while if you want to keep that look. I mean—That's ridiculous!
Zane: -rolls over laughing- Kai looks so girly!
Kai: Shut up, Tin-Man!
Zane: TORTOISES!
Kai: -dark stare- It's so turtles. Tortoises are turtles in Kai World.
Zane: Well, Kai World is dumb!
-they fight-
Me: GO ZANE! TORTOISES RULE! I mean—Next, can we have Lousy Germadon and Sensei Woohoo over here?
LG: You're terrible at nicknames, by the way.
Me: -ignores- Guys, act like each other! Oh, and… -sprays LG with Lysol can- There! Now you're just Lousy.
LG: Students! That is totally inappropriate!
SW: Who cares? You deserved it! Bwahaha!
Me: -facepalm- What did I just do…
Zane: I LIKE PIE!
Me: I guess we should add Misako to the list of characters?
SW and LG: Please do!
-UPDATE! Misako is now on the list of characters. And why not Darreth?-
Misako: Hi, boys. –walks over to the brothers-
LG: Oh, dear wife, what did you see in me?
SW: Bah! Why did you marry HIM instead of ME?
Misako: …What has gotten into you two?
Me: -whispers dare in her ear-
Misako: Oh. Well, at the time, I thought that Garmadon was just playing bad-boy and hard to get.
Me: Makes perfect sense to me!
Zane: Bleh! All this love stuff makes me want to hurl! Besides, girls are so weird…
Me: Don't. Even. Think about it.
Zane: -backs away-
Me: All right, Falcon. Your turn! Zane, come here.
Zane: Why should I listen to YOU?
Me: I stole your pink apron! –holds it up-
Zane: GIVE IT BACK!
Kai: Hah! Revenge!
Zane: FINE! Falcon, are you upset that you don't have a name? –snatches apron-
Falcon: -tweet tweet?-
Zane: He's upset with me. Oh yeah, FEATHER HEAD?
Falcon: -tweet!-
Zane: I don't care! Fine! I'll just name you… PIE.
Falcon: -annoyed, flies away-
Me: Where did Lloyd go?
Lloyd: I'm over here, watching Cole on TV.
Me: How is he doing?
Lloyd: He's failing! –laughs- He's doing Jay's chicken dance!
Me: On a completely unrelated topic, do you like being older?
Lloyd: Yeah! It rocks! It just means I'm closer to dying, though.
LG: Then, dear son, we can go back to the Underworld (Yeah, yeah, I've seen literally every episode, and I know that he doesn't go to the Underworld anymore, but ah well) together!
SW: Back off, bro! He's staying with us!
Zane: Underworld from Greek mythology or your garden?
LG: -almost gets angry but remembers dare- No, silly. Underground Underworld.
Zane: -tilts head and raises eyebrow- I'll pretend I know what you mean, all right?
LG: -rolls eyes- In accent: Does anyone have tea?
SW: I do NOT sound like that!
LG: Uh, yeah, you kind of do.
Me: -sighs- Call Cole back. It's time for our next reviewer.
Everyone but Cole and me: Another?
Me: Yeah! Get ready. This is from Silver-Ninja-RAWR. …Here are some dares! Zane and LG to be locked in a room for the chapter. Cole to do a little dance for everyone. In a tutu. XD When Jay comes back, he steals Sensei's tea stash (Wouldn't he have one?). Hah! These are some good ones! See, LG and Zane are under some personality changes still… We all know that Cole has that pretty tutu of his, so once he comes back—
Cole: -crying from joy- GUYS! I WON!
Pythor and Skales: Unacceptable! We snakes were much better than you puny ninjas!
Jay: So my chicken dance came in handy?
Cole: Yes!
Me: Lousy, Zane, closet. Now.
LG: OK.
Zane: AW, with HIM? But he's BORING!
Me: Deal with it, Zany-poo.
Zane: …What?
Me: Nothing!
-in closet-
Zane: I really don't like you.
LG: We still have to keep our dares, don't we?
Zane: I guess.
LG: This wouldn't be as frustrating if you were just your behaved self and I could let myself relax from the pressure of being kind.
Zane: Agreed.
Me: HEY! I don't hear anything different in there!
Zane: SO, do you like boogers?
LG: No! I like tea.
Zane: -picks booger- Got one! –stuffs finger in LG's mouth-
LG: Auugh!
Zane: TASTE THE POWER OF THE NINJA BOOGER!
Everyone but LG and Zane: O_O'
Cole: -ties tut on and does Jay's chicken dance- YAY! I'm a little ballerina! I should belong in LG's lair! Lalala!
Me: Wow. You can stop now.
Jay: -nudges Nya and me- C'mon, and me admit that we all wanted to see Cole do that.
Me: Yeah, I guess. Wait, where's Jay?
Nya: To go make LG some tea…?
-in kitchen-
Jay: Hmm… Where does Sensei keep his tea... Oh! –stuffs tea pouches in pockets-
SW: What are you doing?
Jay: Oh! Uh, haha, nothing! :D
SW: -glares- You took my tea, didn't you?
Jay: -gulp- Me? Naw.
SW: -smacks upside the head with bow-staff- I should be acting like my brother right now, but no one touches my tea. –raises bow-staff, about to smack Jay again-
Sorry this chapter was so long. So many good ideas! DX I've seen this excuse used before, so I'll use it: If you want Jay to live to see tomorrow, review! Whew, 7 pages on my Word Document…