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Broken Tools
Chapter 2: Mistakes shall be made
(7 Years Later)
A beautiful melody filled the air throughout the base, originating from a young girl's flute. Sitting in a cross legged position on the floor in her room, the red haired musician continued to play, enjoying the calm, mellow atmosphere that she was creating. She really deserved this relaxation period due to the chaos she constantly had to deal with.
"Psssst. Tayuya. Wanna help me murder Naruto?"
And the tranquility has packed it's bags and left the building.
Looking behind her at the door where the voice originated from, she spied the source of the voice to be one of her team members, "Why would I want to do that Kidomaru? The little shit hasn't done anything to me in a while." She then took notice of the whipped cream present on the six armed boy's face, before coming to the conclusion that he was yet again a victim of the runt's habitual pranking sprees.
Trying, yet failing miserably in her endeavors to not laugh at her ally's misfortune, she looked at the brown skinned fellow's outfit, noticing that in addition to his face, his clothes were also targeted. Having orange words that read "I suck ass" covering his sleeveless brown tunic, the victim was clearly not in a good mood.
"You want to help me, I know you do. I can't nab him by myself, since Kimimaro is always trying to be his bodyguard and because of his inhuman speed. Those two freaks of nature need to be brought down a peg, especially the smaller one. Look at me, for crying out loud!" He then proceeded to highlight all of the areas the little devil was successful in targeting.
This was ridiculous, how did that little fucker even get a hold of orange paint in the first place? It wasn't like the base that they were in contained large amounts of vibrant colors, seeing as the aesthetic for anyone living there consisted of shades of brown, grey, or purple. It was highly unlikely that he went out and got it, considering the fact that Orochimaru never let him leave the base. At all.
Magically appearing paint aside, one thing was clear.
He wanted that maniac's head on a pike as compensation for this latest stunt.
Still snickering, Tayuya spoke up in between giggles, "Before I decide to act, there is one question that needs to be answered."
"I know your question already, I still lose sleep over wondering where all the orange paint comes from too. I swear, it has to be Orochimaru playing favorites, it's the only logical explanation."
Tayuya deadpanned at him, before asking the million dollar question, "No dumbass, that's not what I was thinking. What I was thinking is how did he manage to have enough time to write that all over your clothes and cover your face in whipped cream? I know you guys are all pretty fucking dumb, but not that dumb to let a seven year old go to town on your threads." The questioned party had the decency to clam up, rubbing the back of his head sheepishly while mumbling under his breath.
"Speak up dumbass, I didn't catch that."
Face becoming flustered, he decided to change the subject, "Never mind, it's not that important anymore. You do realize what today is though, right?" Smooth topic change, man.
No need to lose anymore face with the only female member of the team.
Searching through the canals of her memory, Tayuya recognized what he was referring to. The event that would determine where they all stood in the pecking order under Orochimaru...
Shit, that wasn't good news.
Mainly due to the fact that the two most dangerous people in the base that weren't Orochimaru were also participating today. Kidomaru was already a victim without being harmed, now he and the rest of them had to deal with the tall task of combating the two monsters known as Naruto and Kimimaro. Despite being seven years old and just a tad bit smaller than Tayuya herself, Naruto was arguably the strongest person that frequents the base on a daily basis.
She wasn't even going to count Kimimaro, Kabuto, or Orochimaru. Those three were the people she tried to avoid fighting, disrespecting, or pissing off at all times due to various reasons.
Kimimaro, despite being a quiet, shy type, had a nasty temper with the power to back it up, and wasn't afraid to try to murder anyone that irritated him, unless Orochimaru or Naruto talked him out of it.
Kabuto was the head doctor whenever he was around, so pissing off the sadistic medic that you had to report to whenever you were injured was not a good idea for anybody.
Orochimaru... S ranked ninja.
Nuff said.
"Shit, why does that have to be today?! All I wanted to do was to train, eat, and sleep, not fight for my life! Fuck!" The nine year old potty mouth exclaimed, flailing around dramatically. If the fact that they were probably being sent to the slaughter today wasn't on the forefront of his mind, Kidomaru would've probably laughed at her cute dramatics. Hell, he probably would've joined her in complaining if the voice from behind him send a chill down his spine before making him see red.
"Hi guys, are you ready to have fun today?"
Kidomaru turned around immediately, hands quickly shooting through the air to deprive a child of oxygen that was no longer standing there. After several seconds of searching the hallway for the source of his misery of the morning, Kidomaru then rotated back to the doorway, instantly spotting his grinning target. With a downright dastardly smile, the spider like shinobi in training covered the distance in between them in his attempt to murder the boy. Shooting past Tayuya, he honed in on his target, determined to see the little Shit in pain for what he did to him. He could see the future right now. He could see that asshole lying on the ground, rolling around in agony...
What he should've seen coming was the black boot that deposited itself into his unsuspecting mouth. The kick stopped the offender dead in his tracks, his head cocking back with an audible crack.
"Good morning to you too Kidomaru, how's it hanging?"
Damn it, he hated that kid as much as Tayuya loved swearing. It was basically second nature to despise him with every fiber of his being.
Watching his attacker drop to the floor clutching his face, Naruto Uzumaki continued to rock his shit eating grin while lowering his leg. Walking over to who he thought was his best friend in the whole world, Naruto stopped before him, crouching down to check on his pal, "You gotta get better at finding me Kidomaru, I got so bored of hiding that I decided to come find you and destroy you instead! That wasn't a part of the plan. Oh well. That was a pretty fun game of hide and destroy, don't you think?"
"I HATE YOU! WHY DO YOU THINK THAT WE'RE FRIENDS? MY ASPIRATIONS IN LIFE INCLUDE BEATING YOUR HEAD IN UNTIL THE WHITE MEAT SHOWS!"
"Aww that sounds fun! We definitely have to try that next game! Tayuya-chan, wanna play with us?"
"DON'T TAYUYA, HE'S A FUCKING DEMON IN HUMAN SKIN! HE DOESN'T KNOW RIGHT FROM WRONG! HE WILL PROBABLY SCAR YOU FOR LIFE!"
"I wouldn't hurt Tayuya-chan the way I hurt you buddy, she doesn't deserve that."
"WHY DO I DESERVE IT?"
"Simple, I just like hurting you. Its always funny to see you get like this when you're in pain."
A sadistic seven year old that relishes in other people's pain and suffering that he caused?
If there was any doubt that Orochimaru wasn't a good influence on the youth before, it should be dead and buried deep within the ground now.
Ignoring the boy with the ponytail still clutching his face while screaming at the top of his lungs, Tayuya turned her attention to Naruto, who got out of his crouching position and turned to face her, grinning expression still in play.
"As funny as I find it to watch him squirm around in pain, I wan-"
"AWW SHIT, YOU TOO TAYUYA?! WHY IS EVERYONE ENJOYING MY PAIN?!"
Naruto silenced the miserable boy with a precise kick to the head, effectively rendering him unconscious.
"You were saying?"
"How is the plan for today supposed to go down? You should know, since you're Orochimaru's little favorite." It was obvious that Naruto was the golden egg in Orochimaru's eyes, due to the fact that ever since Naruto underwent the experiment and learned how to walk, Orochimaru declared that anyone who attempts to harm him would have to answer to him.
This of course caused everyone to avoid Naruto like he was the human plague, which led to his tendencies to harass any and everybody just to have some interaction with people besides Orochimaru and Kimimaro.
Kidomaru had to blame Orochimaru for his misery. If only that decree wasn't in place, he probably wouldn't be the target of the demonspawn.
Naruto tilted his head at the assumption that he knew how things worked around here simply because of his importance to the Sannin. Finding it funny, he decided to inform the red head of how wrong she was, "C'mon now, you really think I know how things are gonna go today? Why would I know, I mean look at me! I'm only seven years old, how would that make him look with a seven year old knowing how all of his plans are gonna turn out?"
Shit, he had a point.
"Me personally, I'd just be prepared for anything. You know how twisted that evil man could be."
Tayuya noticed the underlying animosity in his voice when he mentioned Orochimaru, which surprised her greatly. She figured he'd be the first one to hold him in the highest regard possible, however that seemed to be the opposite.
"Where'd that hostility in your voice come from? Shouldn't you be practically praising the ground that he walks on since he raised you from birth?" Tayuya asked, clearly curious about this sudden development.
Naruto stiffened up at the question, showing visible discomfort now that the topic of conversation changed. He lost his previous smile, opting to change it to a pronounced frown. Tayuya knew that initial views on the boy's relationship with the Sannin that the general public shared were not as they seemed.
"Me and Orochimaru... let's just say we aren't as close or on good terms as everyone thinks. He's not my idol or savior, if that's what you're thinking." He clarified, recalling all of his previous interactions with the snake that shaped his views on the man.
Especially the earliest one that brought Naruto to the conclusion that he would leave at a moments notice, provided he got the chance to.
X.X.X.
(Flashback, 3 Years Ago)
Orochimaru was a happy man as of late. It seemed like everything was going perfectly fine for him, which made it impossible for anyone to dampen his mood. Well, except for those brain dead idiots among his forces.
All of those however were dealt with as soon as they presented themselves in order to prevent their highly contagious diseases known as various forms of stupid from spreading.
The reason why he was happy was standing right in front of him. Wearing a black pair of slightly loose pants as his only article of clothing, Naruto gazed up at the man that he viewed as his father figure. If anybody were to walk in the massive, purple colored room, one would ask why a grown man was standing beside a bespectacled teenager, both eyeballing the shirtless blond with obvious glee in their eyes.
It was safe to say that Naruto had a questionable childhood under Orochimaru.
Turning to his side, Orochimaru began to ask the lad a series of questions pertaining to the smallest one in the room, "Alright Kabuto-kun, how is our friend here adjusting to his kekkei genkai? Are there any complications or problems that need my attention?"
"Based on my last tests involving Naruto, I noticed that there are no problems whatsoever. His vitals are healthy, all organs are functioning properly, plus his immune system seems to be extremely strong. I'd hazard a guess to say that it may be impossible for him to become ill with any disease. He also shows a high resistance to any forms of poisons."
He should know, he's been poisoning the child ever since he was able to walk in an attempt to test his healing factor. Thankfully, any poison that found its way into his system found itself immediately destroyed within a time span of thirty seconds to an hour.
"However, there are several things I find of the highest importance to inform you of, if you would like to know."
"Of course I would like to know, proceed."
"As you wish. It has been brought to my attention that his two separate healing factors we've expected him to have combined together and vastly surpassed our expectations. After an unfortunate accident one day, I noticed that his wounds rapidly mend themselves. His left shoulder was dislocated, until that fixed itself as well." The more and more he heard, the more twisted happiness radiated throughout the chamber.
"Also, it seems that his Uzumaki heritage and jinchuuriki status also boosts his kekkei genkai abilities immensely. Comparing the two, I noticed that Kimimaro's bones are produced faster than Naruto's, yet Naruto's seem to be of higher quality as of late. Durability tests provide evidence that Naruto's are naturally harder than Kimimaro's while also having a subtle amount of biju chakra circulating through them."
"This is absolutely fantastic! Kukukuku, he's already shaping up to be a prime vessel for me. Kabuto-kun, I'd like to run a test at the moment in order to witness your evidence firsthand." He then walked forward towards Naruto, shedding his abnormal aura in favor of a more fatherly aura.
Well, as fatherly as Orochimaru could get.
Lowering himself to a knee, Orochimaru looked at his kidnapped- I mean adopted son, reaching a hand out to him, "Naruto-kun, would you be a dear for me and allow me to see your arm?" He flashed a warm, charismatic smile at the boy, setting him at ease and allowing him to trust the snake.
His first mistake in life was already made.
Never trust a snake, especially one that licks his lips every time he looks at you.
Going along with the man's request, Naruto flashed a smile of his own, full of admiration for the person in front of him that he perceived to be a father figure, before raising his arm and allowing Orochimaru to grasp it.
Snap. Crunch. Cue blood curdling scream.
Kabuto recoiled at the actions of his master, as he watched the man break the poor child's arm in two different places, casting an indifferent gaze at the boy's screams of anguish. He could honestly say that while he expected some kind of twisted test, this was not what he was expecting at all.
Seemingly finished with his actions, Orochimaru stood back up to full height, listening to the wails of pain that came from the boy.
Naruto looked up at the Sannin in fear, holding his broken limb before backing up slowly. Not wanting to stick around in case of anymore potential harm befalling him, he turned around and attempted to leap away.
Too bad the snake grabbed his ankle before his escape could completely commence.
With disturbing ease, Orochimaru slammed the crippled child into the floor hard enough to form a crater. Letting go of his ankle, which he also snapped mid slam to prevent running, he leapt into the crater as well, flashing a cruel smirk at the boy. He leaned down to Naruto's face, "Don't take this personal my boy, I simply wanted to test how durable your body is at the moment. Your health is a very important topic to me."
Anyone in their right mind would call bullshit after that shocking display of child abuse. Even Kabuto did.
As he leapt out of the crater, satisfied at the fact that the boy remained conscious throughout his test, he failed to notice Naruto's facial expression change from a fearful one to one of betrayal and anger. Feeling his bones fix themselves, he arrived at the conclusion that the Sannin was not to be trusted under no circumstances. He also instinctively knew that at the first chance he got to leave, he'd take it with no hesitation.
X.X.X.
(End Flashback)
Tayuya winced. Hearing about how brutal Orochimaru was to Naruto at a young age made her feel physically sick.
You'd think he'd be more gentle when dealing with his prized possession.
Naruto took note of her reaction, and nodded, "Yeah, he's an asshole of the highest degree. But enough about my past, let's get ready for this test we gotta deal with today."
Tayuya nodded in agreeance, and kept the new information she learned today in the back of her mind.
If he could treat Naruto like that, and he liked him the most, who knows how much worse his treatment of everyone else could be?
X.X.X.
(Three Months Later, Somewhere in Hi no Kuni)
"Why do I have to be in the front of the formation again? I'm a long range specialist!"
"Because we all know that you'd probably try to kill Naruto if his back is turned to you."
"... No I wouldn't."
"I'm pretty sure Kidomaru wouldn't try to kill me you guys, he's like an older brother to me. He loves me and would never try to kill me, right pal?"
Kidomaru spoke through gritted teeth, "R-Right you are, Naruto. Haha, there's no way I could ever think of trying to put several arrows through your brain at all."
His strained tone wasn't fooling anybody present.
The Sound Five, well six if you counted Naruto, leapt through the canopy of the oversized trees found in the Land of Fire, moving stealthily and together as a cohesive unit. After the test three months ago, which turned out to be a giant death match to determine who had the drive to survive, Orochimaru placed all of them together as one group. Shortly after, he gave them all curse marks, with the exception of Naruto, as a reward for their performance. The three months that followed that event saw them finally being sent outside of their base on various missions, ranging from simple gatherings of resources the Sannin needed, to combat heavy hostile takeovers of neighbouring bandit camps and towns. Today however, marked their first excursion outside of Oto no Kuni. Orochimaru sent them to the border of Hi no Kuni in search of random shinobi that held potential. Their prerogative was to capture the shinobi alive, and transport them back to the base in order to increase the number of test subjects that Orochimaru would own.
The whole group was greatly relieved to be away from the snake, with the exception of Kimimaro. The others in the group, namely Kidomaru, Tayuya, and Naruto, were the most vocal in expressing their happiness, while the androgynous Sakon and burly Jirobo chose to silently express their excitement.
Leading the formation, Kidomaru brought everyone to a stop once they reached a settlement about thirty meters in front of them. They all landed on a branch to survey the area, taking note of all the visible bodies moving around.
Sakon looked down at the makeshift camp while flicking his silver hair out of the way, eyes showcasing his boredom with the stop already, "Tell me why we stopped again? We're looking for shinobi, not bandit camps."
Kidomaru prepared to speak up, but Jirobo beat him to the punch, "It isn't uncommon for a rouge shinobi to be in charge of a bandit camp, we might as well give it a look." Kimimaro and Naruto nodded in agreement, while formulating a plan to take the camp by surprise.
"Tayuya will play a melody from up here in order to place them all in a genjutsu. While they are under the genjutsu, Naruto, Kimimaro, and Sakon and I will corral them all into a specific area so that Jirobo can capture them in his Doton Kekkai: Dorō Dōmu (Earth Release Barrier: Earth Prison of Magnificent Nothingness)." Kimimaro stated his plan, a plan that everybody readily accepted. Although it was accepted, Naruto still had a question, "If our mission is to find shinobi, how will we find out who's a ninja if they're all trapped in the dome?"
Jirobo looked down at Naruto and smiled politely while answering his question, "We can determine if there are any ninja within the dome by paying attention to who has the highest level of chakra."
Ahh, smart plan.
With the plan settled, everyone got in position to act out their plan. The bandit camp stood no chance against their coordinated assault. Too bad that they didn't notice the large mane of shaggy white hair in the distance belonging to a man that stared at Naruto the moment he caught a glimpse of that blond hair.
"That can't be who I think it is... I'll have to stick around to make sure."
X.X.X.
(An Hour Later, Nighttime)
Sitting on a branch recuperating, Kidomaru gazed up into the nighttime sky, observing the stars twinkle in the distance. Their plan went without a hitch, and their assumptions that a ninja would be present in the camp were proven correct. The chakra sucking dome kept the rouge from causing any problems.
It was a good day for him.
Landing down beside him, Kimimaro looked at the stars with his arachnid ally, before asking a question, "Kidomaru, where is Naruto? Nobody seems to know where he is."
Face shriveling up in disgust, Kidomaru scoffed at the inquiry before responding, "I have no idea. Maybe somebody finally killed the little bastard and took him, at least he's out of my ha-"
He then found himself pinned up against the trunk of the tree that they were on by the throat with the business end of an ivory sword composed of solid bone pressed against his abdomen. Shit.
"If you had a hand in his disappearance, I will strike you down where you stand, trash."
Visibly sweating bullets, Kidomaru tried to save his ass, "I seriously don't know! I haven't seen the runt since we captured the ninja! I swear! Move that sword before you accidentally stab me!"
It wouldn't be an accident.
"Damn it Kimimaro, you ruined the prank! I was gonna drop paint on his head!"
Well at least they knew that he wasn't missing.
Hanging from a higher branch above the potential homicide, Naruto looked down at the two while Tayuya sat beside him, playfully pouting at the interference with his plans. Tayuya laughed at the blond's misfortune, before laughing even harder once she got a load of the terrified visage of Kidomaru. Entertainment like this was the highlight of the day.
Seeing that Naruto was alive and well, Kimimaro relinquished his hold on the poor boy's throat, removing his organic sword as well.
Glad to finally be in charge of his breathing again, Kidomaru then turned a glare onto Kimimaro, before glaring with twice as much intensity at the reason why he almost died. Shaking his fist while frothing at the mouth from all of the built up rage, Kidomaru blasted Naruto with all of his killing intent before yelling at the top of his lungs, "I SWEAR TO KAMI, I WILL KILL YOU ONE DAY! YOU ALMOST GOT ME KILLED YOU PIECE OF SHIT! MARK MY WORDS AND HEAR ME CLEARLY, I HATE YOU NARUTOOOOO!"
Aww, that was his special way of expressing his care for Naruto. It made the jinchuuriki feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
The anger fueled screams were put on hold as a powerful presence made itself known to the group. A tall man landed on the branch in front of the group, staring directly at Naruto.
"Blond hair, blue eyes, distinctive whisker marks. It's gotta be him."
The newcomer spoke up, directly addressing the whisker marked lad, "Naruto, I know this is sudden and you don't know me, but you have to come with me. I'm under a mission to bring you with me to your real home should I ever see you, so please make this easy for me."
Kimimaro instantly hopped in front of the large man, bones already protruding out of his body at irregular angles, "State your name, trash, so that I may know who the fool is that has the mission to take Orochimaru-sama's prime vessel."
The man casted a sharp glare on the albino child with the dangerous kekkei genkai, "Those bones sticking out of him, this boy must have the Shikotsumyaku (Dead Bone Pulse) kekkei genkai... and it seems like he isn't willing to let Naruto go without a fight. I'd hate to smack all of these kids around, but Naruto is coming with me one way or another." The man thought to himself, before deciding to humor the bonehead with his name, "My boy, you are looking at the number one, sexy, manly, terrifying shinobi in the world! Armies bow and tremble before my battle prowess! Women swoon and offer themselves to me because of my manly charms! Introducing, the one and only, Jiriya of the Sannin!" He finished his overly dramatic introduction with a mighty spin, while dancing on top of a toad's head that nobody noticed until now.
What the hell, where did that toad come from?
And shit, this guy was a Sannin? Just like the overpowered bastard that they work for. Definitely not a good thing.
Naruto glanced at the theatrical man, spying a form of opportunity. If this guy was willing to take him from Orochimaru, then he might as well take a chance and go with him, even if he dressed funny.
Seriously, a red vest, green long sleeved shirt and pants and clunky geta sandals? That's just a weird combination. At least he had a cool horned headband on.
"Kimimaro, can I go with him?"
"No Naruto, Orochimaru has plans of greatness involving you in the future."
"But Orochimaru is a terrible person!"
"Watch your mouth."
"Shit, I agree."
"Same here."
Kimimaro glared at Tayuya and Kidomaru, making a mental note to beat some respect into those two in the future after he dealt with this. With no prior warning, he slipped a long sword of bone into his hand and leapt at the Sannin, intent on striking the down the fool who would dare to take something of Orochimaru.
Too bad that the skill level between the two, despite the dangerous kekkei genkai, was ridiculously far apart. With almost childish ease, Jiriya smacked the appendage to the side, before slamming a ball of chakra into the boy's stomach, sending him flying through the forest in the opposite direction, knocking down trees and all during his first class flight.
All of that happened before Kimimaro could even blink.
Watching who they perceived to be the strongest out of them all get disposed of in such a nonchalant manner, everyone on that tree immediately realized that this man was the real deal. Tayuya and Kidomaru were visibly sweating bullets in fear that this man was coming after them, while Naruto...
Well, he was a different story.
"Did you guys see that?! He made Kimimaro look like he sucked at fighting easily! If I come with you can you teach me that?"
Jiriya smirked at that, as he knew that the boy was down to leave the snake. He would've felt bad at hitting the albino with a Rasengan, but that kekkei genkai instantly informed Jiriya that he'd have to put that boy down a little harder than the other two kids he dealt with. He was pretty sure that he could take it anyway.
Kidomaru was frozen with fear, as the man standing before them was somebody that Kidomaru knew could dispose of him easily. Knowing that Tayuya shared the same sentiments, he interrogated the Sannin, "Where's our other two members?"
"The chubby one with the orange mohawk is inside of the stomach of a fire toad, the effeminate one is lying unconscious around here somewhere."
"How did you take them out without us noticing? We would've heard you."
"I'm a Sannin kid, and my title is not just for show."
Point made.
"Now Naruto, get off of the branch and come with me. I'll make you a deal, you can even bring the little cutie beside you with us if you come." Jiraiya looked up at the boy, waiting on his response.
To his surprise, Tayuya hopped down first directly in front of him. She looked up at the man hopefully, wanting nothing more than to leave Orochimaru's rule.
"I-I can really come with you? I won't have to deal with that fucking monster anymore?" Jiraiya noticed the tremble in her voice when she asked him, and gave her a charming smile.
"Yes, little lady. You can come with us. I promise you won't be treated the same way that you were treated with him." Who knows what sick shit that snake has done to these kids?
While Tayuya was beaming with joy at the fact that there was now an alternative to being under Orochimaru, she was unaware of the arrow with her name on it being notched up, and aimed at her. Kidomaru gritted his teeth as he attempted to strike down the traitor, already trembling at the fact that he was about to kill somebody that he felt close to.
"Dammit Tayuya, why'd you have to do this?"
He really shouldn't have aimed at her.
An ivory dagger with a jagged edge severed one of his arms off that held the bow at the elbow, causing massive amounts of bleeding while causing him to drop his bow. Following that, he immediately registered the sensation of more jagged daggers sliding into his body, mainly all of his joints. They pinned him against the trunk behind him, immobilizing him.
Tayuya and Jiraiya turned their attention behind them, noticing the crouched form of Naruto in front of his handiwork. He rose up from his position and turned around to face the two, smiling like he didn't just brutally render Kidomaru immobile in the most asshole way possible.
Jiraiya's eyes almost bugged out of his sockets, alarmed at the new information that he was witnessing. First thing he was doing once they got to Konoha was taking this boy straight to Hiruzen. He had to know about this.
"He was trying to kill you Tayuya-chan, luckily I stopped him. We can go now Jiraiya." With this said, he swan dived off of the branch, impressing the two with his smooth transition.
Fighting through the pain, Kidomaru managed to get out a couple of statements before Tayuya left, "You know he's gonna come after you two Tayuya, he's going to probably kill you. Don't leave me here to bleed out, please! Don't do this to me, man!"
Tayuya gazed upon the injured boy. Knowing that bleeding out was not a fun way to die, Tayuya prepared to go at least put the boy put of his misery before she was interrupted by yet another flying dagger making its way towards the guy's temple. It struck true, ringing out with a wet crunch sound, effectively rendering the boy dead.
Well, that took care of that.
"C'mon Tayuya, it's time to go to our new home! I can't wait to get there!"
...
"Where are we going again?"
X.X.X
And chapter 2 is finallly out. The background stuff will probably over within the next two chapters or so, I had to set things up before enabling the badassery and humor to commence.
As you can see, characters, both good and bad, will die in my story, since having a rainbow filled sunshine fic where everybody lives doesn't seem realistic to me.
Leave a review, let me know what you guys think. I'm keeping the pairings a secret as of now, since the focus of my story is primarily making Naruto a badass.
Expect maybe two more chapters by the end of the week, I'm out.