Star: Hey! Star here! Before we start, damn you people (I still lurve you)! You have no idea how difficult it is to come up with an embarrassing secret for like twelve teenagers! This chapter will be going through the character's thoughts a lot. I don't think a lot of stories express the character's thoughts as much. Do you guys have any idea how much paper this story takes? A lot. But it's better than looking through my PMs like an idiot.

Mindy: You're already a natural idiot.

Star: -_- I remember when you used to be nice. Now you're just another Lilly.

Mindy: -gasps-

Ringy: We don't own the concept of Total Drama. I just happen to own in my little world a book called How to Deal with Teenage Girls. It's not helping. O.O!

Star & Mindy: Grrrrrr!

Ringy: -hides under a mattress- May the odd be ever in your favor, contestants! Wait...


"Last time on Total Drama Prison, we got sixteen contestants to participate in this reality show," Chris stood in front of the school," we now have two teams of the Bright Fireflies and the Wise Owls. Our prisoners- I mean students were forced to go past Chef's wrath, into the forest for fish, back through Chef's wrath, and to unlock our special cells that caused a bit of claustrophobia. the end, Pepper got the key for the Wise Owls, and Creepy Vikki got the boot! Now, who will win this challenge? Find out on. Total. Drama. Prison!"


In the Bright Fireflies' Cabin

The girls were awoken with loud noises. So were the boys. It was currently 4AM, and it was a bit chilly with the Summer morning air.

"EEEEEEP!" scream Christina," Is it thunder?!" She was hiding under the covers.

"No, you dumbass," Ruby groaned and put her crappy pillow over her own face.

"Sorry," Christina sighed and sat up in her creaky bunk bed that she was sharing with Marisol," I am scared of thunder. Say does anyone know what time it-"

"SHUT UP, McLean!" Ruby groaned and threw one of Lydia's shoes at her. Why? Lydia's shoes happened to have lightning bolts on the side. Christina glared at her and laid back. There were only four girls on their team. They had three bunks, but they all decided to keep the other bed for their stuff. Ruby was sharing the bunk with Lydia, and Ruby had the bottom while Lydia had the top. Marisol had the top bunk, and Christina had the bottom.

Ruby was a bit ticked off. Christina would ask (very loudly) questions in the middle of the night, Lydia would snore (not loudly but it was still annoying), and Marisol... actually. Marisol was the only one she could stand. She was too nice sometimes, but she was tolerable. Ruby was happy Victoriana left yesterday. She probably would have ended up leaving to the boy's side if necessary. She could care less about Aleck and Alex. She couldn't stand Oliver one bit. He would stare at her a lot during dinner.

Lydia was happy with her team. Oliver was cool. Aleck stayed out of people's business, and he's pretty quiet. Alex was goofy once you tried to talk to him. Marisol and her got along since they were both cheerful. Marisol looked like she never had many friends, so Lydia was just plain nice to her. She was okay with Christy. She seemed to change moods a lot. Like she could be happy, then depressed, and then she suddenly has anger issues. She's most likely bi-polar. Well... she is related to Chris. Then there was Ruby. Ruby was nice if you looked deeper. Lydia guessed Ruby had problems opening up to people.

Christina was just a nervous wreck. She had a whole bunch of mental illness, and she couldn't control it. Ruby wasn't helping. Seriously. How dare she throw a shoe at her? Marisol was really nice, and she was a bit socially awkward like Christy was herself. Lydia was a strong but nice competitor. Oliver was pretty rad, and Aleck was shy. Alex was pretty cute. Hey, she had a thing for tall and skinny guys.

Marisol was nervous. She grew up in a gated community, and she was raised with a bit of friends. Lydia was really nice, and Christy was cool. She was a lot nicer than Chris, that's for sure. Marisol wasn't exactly fond of Chris. Ruby was hard to talk to, so she just avoided her. It's not like she didn't try to get close to Ruby. Ruby would glare at her with her red eyes every time she spoke. Alex was pretty goofy and a bit shy. Oliver is going to kill himself one day considering the stories of his stunts he's told her. Aleck is pretty shy. Marisol wanted to break him out of his shell. He looks like one of those people that have many words to say.

In the boy's side, they were all just quiet. Except Oliver. Oliver was snoring. Very loudly. There was only three boys on the entire team. Aleck didn't mind. Oliver felt like the girls were soon going to dominate the team. Alex just shrugged it off and was nice to everyone.

Oliver was interested in Ruby. She was albino. The other team and his team looked as if they could care less. But it was quite awesome to see someone different. She didn't seemed impressed by any of his stunt stories, and she would tell him to fuck off. Like that's going to stop him. Christy was definitely bi-polar. He saw her skip, tear up, and then yell at the trash can because it fell over in under an hour. Aleck was... weird. He didn't say much. Alex was pretty cool, and they both got along considering Aleck was quiet. They tried to get Aleck in the conversation, but Aleck would pretend to be asleep. Lydia was probably his only competition on the team considering she was physically fit. Then, there was Marisol. She was just nice, but she did tell him he was going to die on day. Naaah.

Aleck was quite glad there was enough bunks for everyone to get their own. There was even an extra one they used for their things. He over heard that the girls only had three bunks. Aleck was just shy. Trust me, if they talk to him, he could go on forever. His team was okay. They seemed to respect his silent habits. Alex and Oliver were now bros, and Aleck was glad to be out of it. Lydia was nice, and he found it interesting how she had sky blue hair. Christy was okay. He didn't really pay attention to her even though she was Chris' daughter, and he freaking admired Chris. Marisol kept observing him, and he didn't like the looks one bit. Almost as if she's trying to get him to talk. Ruby was... scary. He really didn't like being in Ruby's way.

Alex liked his team. Oliver and him were bros. Aleck was quiet and kept everything to himself. Christina was a bit crazy, but he could handle her. Seriously, if a trash can falls over, you pick it up. Not yell at it. But she was a bit cute. Marisol was nice, and she also kept things to herself. Lydia was sporty and cool. He didn't mind her. Ruby... she was spooky. Like a ghost. He did not want to get in the way of that ghost.


With the Wise Owls

Nicole was sleeping like a baby. The luxury dorm room was great. They had air conditioning, quality beds for each one so no cruddy bunk beds. It was two stories and had three rooms. The boys took one, the girls the other, and the butler had another. Ellie was sleeping peacfully. Alice was snoring lightly, and Avery was dreaming about running off into the sunset with her vampire boyfriend, so -

/+he can die and leave his fortune to her.

Nicole was whatever with her team. She could try to manipulate them. Ellie was sweet and had a bit of wits. Lincoln was cool, and he looked easy to manipulate in her eyes. Avery was flirty as fuck, and Alice was way too nice to be real. Nicole doesn't really know she hardly had any friends back home because she'd prank them all. Ethan was... weird. He seemed dead. Kyle wasn't quiet, but he was nice to everyone. He did lose his temper pretty quickly. Then there was freaking Pepper. She couldn't stand him. He started being a complete asshole after the challenge. Then, he'd have the nerve to glare at her. Nicole didn't like him one bit.

Alice was okay with her team. She'd take them out, but it wouldn't be easy. Pepper was strong, and it looked like Avery was as his feet. Nicole was the toughest girl. Kyle was friends with practically everyone... unless... eh. She'll sabotage him later. Avery was way too flirty. Ethan was creepy...ish. But he was okay. Link (Lincoln) was cute, and he was friendly. Ellie was probably the nicest one of all of them. She spent the night talking about how she dreams about true love. Alice thought it'd be best to strategize more later. Her strategy of being secretly nice was going well.

Ellie was honestly just here for love. Hey, after all those chick flicks, she wanted her own Mac Seffron. Pepper looked mean. Ethan was cute... but something about not showing emotion made her think he couldn't love. What if he's a robot? Haha. Ellie wasn't that dumb. Alice was very nice. Avery was too touchy with guys. Nicole scared her a bit, but she could deal with her. Kyle was plain cool. Lincoln was probably the nicest guy on the team. Ellie just happily dreamed.

Avery's plan was genius. Manipulate the boys with her flirting. She was gorgeous after all. Nicole was touch, but she didn't seem interested in boys. Alice was difficult to read because she was nice to everyone. Ellie was the main problem. She was pretty, but not Avery pretty. She had to go. From the boys, Kyle was okay. Ethan was too serious. Lincoln was cute and nice, so he was an option. The weird thing was that she was two years older than him... eh. Pepper was the one she was trying to get to right now. He was her age, ridiculously good looking, and he was mature. But he didn't seem to fall for her. He'll fall.

In the boys' room, they all got their beds. Link's sheets were pushed to the side, and he was curled up on the side. Pepper was sleeping on his side and snoring. Kyle was sleeping with on leg out of the blanket, and the red head was snoring louder than anyone in the room. The there was Ethan who was sleeping like a dead person. Not that he was did. Chris hoped. Not that Chris watched every contestant sleep. But- forget it.

Pepper was whatever with his team. Ethan was enviable. Avery was clingy. He didn't really interact with Ellie. Kyle's attitude pissed him off. Alice was too nice. Lincoln or Link- whatever his name or nickname was, is just like Ellie. He could care less. Then there was Nicole who had a terrible attitude, but she looked fun to mess around with.

Ethan was okay with his team. Pepper was a bit rude to him, but he didn't care. Alice was seriously nice, and Kyle was also nice. Avery was pretty and flirty. Ellie was adorable in his eyes. Yes, adorable. Link was pretty cool, but he hid from people. Nicole was a bit of a jerk. She tried to trip him during dinner yesterday. Was it seriously that wrong to not show any emotion?

Kyle liked his team. Nicole was a bit of a jerk, and he hoped he wouldn't lose his temper. He has ADHD, and he had a bit of a focus problem. It wasn't the easiest thing to do. Pepper was quite mean about the beds last night He should marry Nicole... wait. Those would be some angry babies. That wouldn't be the best idea. Alice and Avery were really nice. Ellie was pretty sweet. Like in nice, sweet. Ethan gave him the creeps, so basically Link was the only cool guy he could talk with.

Link (Lincoln) had mixed opinions on his team. The only ones he trusted were Ellie, Ethan, Kyle, and Alice. Ellie was nice to everyone, and she was smart. Ethan didn't look like the type of guy that would stab you in the back. Kyle was pretty cool. Alice was really nice. Then there was Nicole who was mean to everyone. He saw when Nicole switched Pepper's fork with a knife. Good thing Pepper wasn't eating anymore. Speaking of Pepper, he was a bit scary and looked mean. Then there was Avery who was... flirty. Too flirty. Too flirty is could scare him.

In the school cafeteria

"Single file line, maggots!" Chef screamed to them all as they lazily got their food. Nicole sighed at Chef's comment before she went to sit down with the cafeteria food. How ironic.

There were two tables in the entire cafeteria, and the empty spaces were... empty. It's like they could actually throw a prom without moving anything. Nicole sat down and started poking around her food since she was the first one at the Wise Owl's tables. They might've gotten the good dorm, but it didn't come with food. Just the showers, beds, and the butler who cleaned everything.

"Morning, Sunshine," Pepper said and took a bite out of his apple.

"What the-," Nicole took a moment to realize that Pepper was talking to his apple. "You're calling your apple-"

"Don't question it," Pepper grumbled," it's hard to get real food around here."

"True," Nicole said before getting Pepper's apple and biting it on the other side. Pepper just glared at her with all his mind. Nicole turned to look at him," You glare like a cheerleader."

"You look like a dead zombie," Pepper said back.

"Ethan," Nicole called out," Pepper is talking about you!"

"What?" Ethan looked up and looked at the two without emotion.

"Nothing," Pepper muttered under his breath and watched Nicole smirk as she finished the apple.

Pepper: I happen to hate it when people steal my food. I happen to hate people. I happen to hate little fifteen year olds. I happen to hate people named Nicole. I happen to like revenge.

On the other side of the table, Ellie was talking about movies with Avery and Alice. They were all honestly into the conversation. They couldn't agree on Shoeless or Queen Girls. If they won the challenge, they were going to watch movies in their room all night.

Link was watching Kyle suffer through his staring contest with Ethan. It was really amusing. After a few minutes, Kyle gave up. Even after the contest, Ethan still didn't blink.

Kyle: -rubbing his eyes- There's like something wrong with that guy. It's like Pepper and Nicole had a kid, they sent him to boarding school, and they forgot that they had a kid. Then, they forgot to pay for his education, and they moved to Tijuana. So then, their kid lived on the streets like a rat with no faith in humanity.

Ethan: I don't blink as much as I used to. I could blink up to three times in under an hour. But after going through Toogle Images, you tend to be scared on the inside. So every time you blink, everything is Zirby on a Xonic body that's humping a Swii.

"Common, guys!" Lydia encouraged her team," We have to win this time. I want luxury beds and a TV. I have to catch up with sports."

"What sports exactly?" Oliver asked her.

"It doesn't matter," Lydia stood up and her sky blue hair bounced," sports are sports, and we have to win."

"We'll try," Christina sighed.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Alex decided to help Lydia.

"WE'RE GONNA WIN!" Christina jumped up from the small scare.


The contestants went through the back that led them to the sports fields from yesterday. Only this time, the place was filled with wood chips and sharpened pencils. The pile was at lest ten to twelve feet tall. Chris was on top of a helicopter, with a megaphone and a smirk.

"First part of the challenge," Chris announced," climb this pile, and go to you designated bleachers. This is a little tribute to the unfinished challenge from Season 4. First team to"

"Wait," Ellie said," you're gonna shove us in a piles of sharp wood?!"

"Pretty much," Chris shrugged.

"How is this school related?!" Kyle yelled.

"It's sort of a jeopardy game with yourself, and there's pencils," Chris laughed before flying away to the middle of the fields where the bleachers and his mini stage and score keeper were.

"Ugh," Avery groaned and started climbing.

"Ouchies," Christy whined as she got poked by a pencil.

"Keep climbing, Christy," Ruby murmured as she climbed," daddy ain't going to save you this time." Christina glared at her before climbing again. Lydia was almost to the top since she was the sporty one out of the group, and Oliver was right behind her.

"Also!" Chris screamed through the megaphone and made a few people lose balance and get cuts," When you get to the top, you have to wait for the rest of your team!"

"Ugh," Lydia groaned as she made it to the top. A few seconds later, Oliver caught up to her.

"Common, Ruby!" Oliver cheered on for the albino girl.

"Don't encourage me," Ruby said in a disgusted tone. Oliver just smiled as Lydia raised an eyebrow at the boy with the grey helmet."

"Oliver, do you ever take off your helmet?" Lydia scratched her head as she asked.

"Nope," Oliver shook his head," not even when I sleep or shower."

"How does your hair stay clean then?"

"Total Drama logic?"

"This isn't a cartoon," Lydia pointed out.

"Then what is it," Oliver laughed sarcastically," fanfiction?"

On the other team, Ethan, Nicole, and Pepper were already on top. Ethan was good with his hands after all that baseball, and Nicole and Pepper were used to ditching school from climbing barbed wired fences that were especially made for them.

"Hurry up," Ethan told the people below as Ellie made it to the top with Kyle. People like Avery and Alice were still trying to get a grip.

Pepper rolled his eyes and decided to give Avery a boost up," Hurry up, Aves." That made Avery start climbing like a champ.

Avery: -filing her nails- He totes digs me.

Nicole rolled her eyes at him, and Pepper noticed. Pepper then proceeded to roll his eyes back. Nicole then glared at him, and he glared back. The two did that without realizing that Ellie was watching the entire time.

"Awe," Ellie gushed, making both of them notice her.

"What?" Pepper glared at the girl. But Ellie wasn't affected by his poisonous glare.

"I ship you two," Ellie said with a smile and skipped away.

"What the fuck does ship mean?" Nicole said.

"Maybe she's gonna throw a ship at us?" Pepper looked as Ellie was pulling Ethan's cheeks.

"I hope it fucking smashes you," Nicole said.

"Cussing is for losers."

"Then you must cuss a lot."

Ellie: It's so obvious. Besides being smart, I can tell when there's some sparks between two people. Now seriously, Ethan. It's like... he can't love. -starts getting emotional- He can't love.

Alex helped the last person in their team up, which was Christina.

"Let's go guys!" Alex said as they started awkwardly running through the wood chips and pencils.

"Ouch," Marisol winced in pain," why did I bring flats?"

"Question your choice in shoes later," Alex said and got her by the hand," we need to make it to the bleachers. The Owls just got their last person up." Marisol nodded as they ran towards the bleachers. The Fireflies were the first to make it since the Owls were behind.

"Ugh!" Kyle groaned loudly as they started sitting on the bleachers. In the top row, Ellie, Ethan, and Link were sitting. In the middle row, it was Kyle and Alice, and on the bottom was Pepper in between Avery and Nicole. On the other bleacher was Ruby and Oliver on top, Christy and Aleck in the middle row, and Marisol, Alex, and Lydia on the bottom.

"Welcome, prisoners!" Chris announced before he pressed a button," Hold on tight!" The teenagers raised an eyebrow before they realized the bleachers were slowly rising a few feet from the wood chips and pencils.

"What the," Alex said as he looked around.

"What is this for?" Aleck asked.

"So when a team doesn't answer," Chris said before he pressed another button," this happens." The Fireflies' bleacher then plunged quickly to the ground, and the contestants practically got wood chips stuck in places wood chips shouldn't be. Chris then laughed as they rose up.

"Daddy!" Christy whined as she tried to get wood chips out of her hair.

"Sorry," Chris shrugged," but not really. You didn't clean your room before we left."

"Yeah I did! I also washed the dishes!" Christina yelled at her dad as the other contestants either watched in amusement or tried to get wood chips and pencils out of their bra. Oliver.

Oliver needed to stop starring at Ruby.

"Nuh-uh,"Chris argued," you did not! The maid did it?"

"What maid? The stripper?" Christina yelled out in anger, which got some snickers from people.

"Okay, okay, we'll talk later," Chris looked at his teenage daughter before looking at the contestants.

"Plants weren't enough?" Kyle laughed at Chris. Chris glared at Kyle, so he could shut up.

"Anyways, today, we're going to be saying some embarrassing things from each of you," Chris smirked," the team with the most confessions in the end, wins."

"What if everyone confesses?" Alex asked him.

"Trust me," Chris laughed," not everyone will. Since the Bright Fireflies won the first part, we'll let the Wise Owls go first."

"Fuck," Nicole murmured under her breath as she made sure her black bangs with green highlights covered her right eye.

"Cussing isn't cool," Pepper laid back in the bleacher.

"Having a name after an ingredient isn't either," Nicole said.

"My now dead mother had problems, okay?" Pepper rolled his eyes. Yeah... his family was dead. Only to him.

"What kind of problems?"

"Problems that aren't your business," Avery snapped at Nicole before Pepper smiled at Nicole.

"Okay," Chris read from a note card the directors gave to him," who from the Wise Owls puked on their date during a scary movie." A few people snickered as Ellie sighed and pressed the button. "Point for the Owls! Ellie, really?"

"The butter made my stomach churn! Plus, it was as clean as Ethan has emotion!" Ellie defended herself. People then nodded in understatement while Ethan shrugged. That was one nasty movie.

"For the Fireflies, who got mistaken as a monster during Halloween. With out a costume. They just had a bad case of acne," Chris asked them and raised an eyebrow at the note card. Ruby pressed the buzzer with an eye roll. "You got off easy, Ruby. Also, DEAR PRODUCERS! I'M GETTING THE SECRETS NEXT TIME!"

"Just get on with the damn show!" Nicole said.

"Alright, alright! Sheesh!" Chris rolled his eyes and pressed the button for the Owls. They all gasped once they came up with wood chips and pencils on them. Ethan's beanie managed to get filled with wood chips that were discovered as he raised his beanie.

"What the fuck was that for!?" Kyle screamed as he tried to get a wood chip out of his ear. The fact that a pencil was stabbing his leg didn't help.

"Fun," Chris shrugged before reading the next note card," okay, let's see. Seriously? SERIOUSLY, PRODUCERS?! Eh ehm, who here cried at their gold fish's funeral when they were thirteen? Avery or Alice. Maybe Link. One of you three."

Ethan simply pressed the buzzer without an expression," It was me." Everyone slowly turned to look at him, and then gasped in shock.

"You do have feelings," Ellie gushed before screaming into the air," he can love, people! He can love!"

Ellie: He can love! Halleluiah!

Ethan: Yes, I can cry. Shocker.

Alex: I'm not on their team, and I'm surprised.

Marisol: You know, people who usually show know emotion actually have all their emotions stored up inside. So when they have an excuse, they'll use it. I understand Ethan. But that seriously tarnished his reputation. The guy can't even smile.

"Fireflies!" Chris announced," Which one of you ripped your skirt during a tennis game in front of the entire school!" Lydia cursed under her breath and hesitantly pressed the buzzer. That made Pepper show a sly smile. "Lydia! I think we all saw that coming, PRODUCERS!"

"Why do you hate them so much?" Marisol asked him.

"Because they gave me the worst secrets, and they let my daughter on this show! You know people, I actually care!"

"Save it, McLean," Christina glared at her dad.

"You and I are gonna have a serious talk. Pip is not allowed," Chris said to his daughter. Christina then gasped. "Fine, he can come." Pip was Christina's skeletal animal that she carried everywhere. She currently had it. "Anyways! Owls, which one of you wet his pants each year on Halloween while watching scary movies? Common! Why aren't these getting better?" Kyle's face turned red as the others looked around. Kyle groaned before pressing the buzzer.

"Not cool, dude," Kyle rolled his eyes at Chris.

"Hey! Blame the producers! I did-" Chris got interrupted.

"We know, we know!" Ruby said," You didn't pick these! On with it!"

"Okay then, Albino! By the way, Oliver, Ruby has a crush on you," Chris glared at Ruby.

"I do not!" Ruby protested.

"Oh really?" Oliver raised an eyebrow at Ruby.

"Not really!" Ruby snapped at Oliver.

Ruby: I DON'T LIKE HELMET BOY! Seriously! Chris only got mad! Gaaah! Mom! I hope you're happy with yourself!

"Fireflies, which one of you jumped off a roof and into a pool at a the only sleepover they've ever been to... naked and drunk. Oh, ho ho, this is getting good," Chris laughed. Everyone looked at Oliver.

"It wasn't me," Oliver put his hands up in defense.

"It was me!" Marisol confessed in a worried tone and pressed the buzzer.

"Dammit," Chris groaned," I wanted to shove you guys in the wood ships. But now, Marisol!?"

Aleck: I didn't see that coming.

Christy: Marisol?! Of all people?

Oliver: Heck, I wouldn't do anything naked! Man, I respect her now.

Lydia: But, But! She's so innocent and frail...ish!

"It was all a dare, okay?" Marisol groaned and shoved her face in her hands.

"Suureee, anyways! Wise Owls! Which one of you had the back of your head shaven when a prank went wrong? Ha."

"Idiots," Nicole muttered as she pressed the buzzer.

"So that's why your hair is so short, and it makes you look like a boy," Pepper mocked her.

"Shut up," Nicole rolled her eyes.

"Christina Anne, my beloved daughter," Chris started as he skimmed over the card. He then nearly died," CHRISTINA ANNE, MY PREGNANT DAUGHTER?! WHAT!?"

"WHAT?!" Christina yelled.

"WHAT?!" everyone else yelled.

"Wait," Chris finished reading the card," STUPID PRODUCERS PLAYED A PRANK ON ME! Gaaah! You guys aren't getting this point!"

"What?!" the Bright Fireflies screamed.

"It's not our fault!" Lydia pouted.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever," Chris stated and got the next note card," I'm going to do two in a row with the Owls since they have more players. Okay... who dressed up as Princess Melda ages nine to thirteen." Link groaned and pressed the buzzer. Everyone but Marisol, Lydia, and Ellie laughed at him. Alice tried to keep the laughter in, but she couldn't. "Seriously, dude? That's lame!"

"It's cosplay!" Link groaned.

"Whatever. Anyways, who burped during a solo in a school musical... ha," Chris smirked. Nobody answered. Alice didn't. "Whoops. Looks like it's the chipper for you guys!" Chris laughed and pressed the button. When the bleachers got pushed back up thanks to the pole, Alice coughed out wood chips.

"Blach," she coughed. Chris rolled his eyes and continued.

"Now, Bright Fireflies which is abbreviated BF... which one of you guys is gay?" Everyone looked over there in curiosity. Nobody spoke up. "Well then. You can come out of the closet when you're ready, but you're not going to get saved from this," Chris smirked before he pressed the button that brought them below to the painful world of wood chips and sharpened pencils.

"Wait... who is it?" Ellie asked.

"Usually, I'd tell ya, but I think this might violate the contracts, so I'll just drown them in wood chips," Chris said as the Bright Fireflies rose up. "The score is Owls-5, Fireflies-3. Now, Owls. Who here used to like the Lucky Amulets cereal as a kid. Before you answer, which one of you guys would be humiliated by this?"

"For the win," Pepper said to himself with his eyes tight shut before he pressed the buzzer. Nicole spit out the remaining of the wood chips she was choking on before laughing louder than anyone else. "Please, Nicole. Go back to choking." Nicole threw the wood chips that she spit out at his face, and he started brushing them off quickly.

Pepper: She is seriously going down.

Nicole: He's gonna die in his sleep one day.

"Seriously, Pepper. You seriously took one for the team," Chris said before turning to the Fireflies," which one of you little light bugs lost his pants at a concert?" Aleck pressed the buzzer since it wasn't that humiliating. "These producers are idiots, I'm running out of time, and Owls! Which one of you is a closet nerd?" Avery gulped. This could tarnish her reputation. Avery didn't press the button. She'd rather lose than tarnish her reputation. Chris rolled his eyes and pressed the button.

Once they came up, Nicole yelled," Which one of you bitches didn't press the damn button!?"

"Chill, Nicole," Chris rolled his eyes," the score is Owls-6, Fireflies-3. Now, Fireflies, which one of you has shaven your legs, armpits, and back, put on a blonde wig, put on a red dress, and gone skateboarding."

Oliver pressed the button with a shrug," It was me! But that was a long time ago."

"You were fourteen," Chris said.

"I know!" Oliver fist bumped the air.

Ruby: He's retarded.

Oliver: I'm awesome!

"Final question for the fireflies, who wet his pants and cried on the first day of basketball practice?" Chris snickered. Alex wasn't going to press the button. No way. Chris then pressed the button, and it sent them on a painful journey. Once they came up, Chris said," Alex, you should've pressed it. It could have tied the teams and avoided pain. Oh well. Wise Owls! You guys win!"

"Oh yeah!" Kyle and Ellie cheered.

"Yay," Ethan quickly and simply said with no emotion.

"You're gonna show emotion whether you like it or not," Ellie told Ethan.

"What makes you think I will?" Ethan said.

"The future," Ellie said.

"What?"

"Can I hug you?"

"Um... sure?" Ethan said at the strange girl before she hugged him tightly. "Okay," Ethan breathed heavily after she let go," no more hugs."

"Nothing," Ellie frowned," I'm going to have to check some things. Link, Alice! You guys want to go to the library after dinner with me?"

"Sure," Link smiled.

"Why not. Maybe we can find some book that were made into films!" Alice smiled.

"Before you guys leave!" Chris said," The Bright Fireflies need to meet me at Detention Hall after lunch!"


"The votes are in," Chris said to the teenagers," if you get a pencil, you stay for a few more days. If you don't, it's the Stupid School Bus for you! Now, Lydia. Christina who needs to meet with me. Marisol, who has clothes. Thank you, Marisol. For the children! Anyways, Ruby and Oliver. You two still have more couple bonding time. Whooo!"

"Shut it, McLean," Ruby glared at him as Oliver smirked at Ruby. Ruby then looked at Oliver," Don't look at me!" Oliver just laughed.

"Aleck! You're saved. So that means, Alex. You are going home."

"What?" Alex stood up and looked at his team.

"You did cost us a tie, buddy," Oliver said.

"Sorry about that," Alex said before heading out the back door with Chris.


As Alex went away, Chris grinned at the camera. "There goes one of our contestants! Bye, Alex! You won't be missed. Now, who will take the next ride? Find out next time on Total. Drama. Prison!"


Alex's Audition Tape

"Ugh," Alex said as he fixed the camera around," Ma showed me how to use this... dammit. Technology hates me... oh, it's on! Hallelujah! Hi," Alex backed out a bit more," I'm Alex, and I'd like to audition for Total Drama... what is it?" Alex started going through his papers," For your show! I'd like to audition for your show!"

"Alex!" a person called," Dinner is ready!"

"I'm coming Ma and Dad!"

"Alex, NOW!"

"Please accept me," Alex said to the camera once more.

"ALEX!"


Star: Bye, Alex! Huh, how funny. He was the first entry I got. Also, THIS ISN'T SUPPOSE TO BE LONG! WHY DO I MAKE THEM SO LONG?! IT'S 1AM! AGAIN! I have school tomorrow! Monday! I hope you guys realize how much I lurve you. Also, some charcaters don't get enough screening time because I have to plan ahead in some things. Don't worry, your character will get the spot light soon. If I'm making Ellie look like an idiot, I'm sorry. Ellie is actually smart, and she's got game. It's just that I have a knack for always having a cute little character, and Ellie is the only one I could use like that considering she's a love obsessed person. Also, MAKE SURE TO VOTE ON THE POLLS! Only 6 of you voted! Not good. I'll go Resetti on ya'll.

Mindy: Snoop around the story, and you can try to find our references for fun. Starting on the next chapter, if you can catch all our references your character will get immunity through one poll.

Ringy: Also, instead of updating only on Sundays, we are going to do behind the scenes things. Like instead of challenges, we just have character interaction. Because if we scram it all on the challenge day, this happens. So yeah, expect some behind the scenes.

Mindy: Yes, they're mandatory read because some characters might hook up or something. Also, instead of PMing reviews, please regularly review unless you're gonna die or something. It makes it easier to see which submitter is reading.

Song recommendation of the day: Royals ~ Lorde

Thing of the day: Wi-Fi.

Workout of the day: Do ten sit ups. Virtual pancakes and waffles if you do!

Question of the day: Who's your favorite TD FEMALE character?

Izzy is practically another me, so I'm really fond of her. She's the best.

General Questions:

How do you feel about the behind the scenes chapters I'm gonna start soon? They're gonna be around 4k-5k words shorter :D:

Ship anything now?:

Favorite character from this chapter besides your own:

Favorite part/moment:

Favorite quote:

CASUAL REMINDER TO VOTE ON THE DAMN POLE!

Any suggestions to the story itself or to adjust your character? It's not the easiest because I do have a lot of catching up with the characters. If you give me specific note, I'll try to adjust around that one note:

~Star out