The Adventures of Emerald and Meow-Meow Tiger
Chapter 2
In case you came in late, Asomboy4, Danysyman, AntVenom, Emerald the cat and Jeffrey the pig slaughtered some Zombies and met a kid called PoopSucker39, whose family was kidnapped, the heroes decided to help him.
"Where to next, PoopSucker?" asked Danysyman. he laughed.
"Gods, you are immature!" said Emerald.
"Ummm... Taiga Biome," said PoopSucker39, "and call me Poopsie."
"I AM ANTVENOM!" said Danysyman.
"NO YOU AREN'T!" said AntVenom.
"SHUT YOUR FACES!" said Asomboy4.
"Okay," said Emerald," We reached the Taiga Biome, but the Forest of AsomTrees is so far..."
"TNT CANNON!" yelled AntVenom. In less than 20 seconds, he built a TNT cannon that could launch 4 people, a pig, a cat and 3 Sheep. He set it off, and they launched past the Forest to The Frozen Sea of AsomIce.
The ice cracked and they fell into freezing water, "I can't swim!" said Emerald.
"It's cold!" said Danysyman.
"With a name like the Frozen Sea of AsomIce, you'd think it's smoking hot!" said Asomboy4.
Emerald encased himself in Emerald, so he wouldn't drown, but he sank to the bottom.
"Hey guys!" He said, "I found a Cave under here!"
They used Potions of Water Breathing and swam into the cave, which was waterproof due to doors and signs.
"Phew..." said Emerald as his Emerald coating burst, "That was close."
"Hey look," said Asomboy4, "a roller coaster!"
They all rode it they went all the way around the world, through Tundra and Taiga, Forest and Desert, eventually they reached a Temple.
"We made it!" said PoopSucker39.
"Where is your family?" asked Danysyman.
"You fools!" yelled PoopSucker39, "I tricked you to protect me so I could find..."
"The Lost Temple of TrailMix-lantis!" said Asomboy4.
PoopSucker39 ran to the Trail Mix, grabbed it and was about to eat it when...
"That'sSsSs SsSsSome nice Trail Mix you got there... It would be a SsSsShame if SsSsSomething were to happen to it..."
"Karma, Thy name is Creeper" Asomboy4.
The Creeper blew up, incinerating PoopSucker39.
"Mwahaha, Mwahaha, Mwahahahaha." said PoopSucker39.
"He's ALIVE!" exclaimed Asomboy4.
"He's Hideous!" exclaimed Danysyman.
"I'm gonna vomit!" Emerald said.
"I have the power of the Trail Mix!" said PoopSucker39.
Asomboy4 threw an egg, knocking away the trail mix, "Nyerp!"
Asomboy4 ate the trail mix and got in a fireball fight with GreatLordOmniGodSuperUltraMegaAwesomeSwagMasterPoopsucker39000000ExtremeAlphaOmegaXCats2.0 (His new name)
"This looks dangerous!" Jeffrey snorted. "We should go!"
Antvenom, Danysyman, Emerald, and Jeffrey left the temple as it collapsed on Asomboy4 and GreatLordOmniGodSuperUltraMegaAwesomeSwagMasterPoopsucker39000000ExtremeAlphaOmegaXCats2.0.
"Asom!?" Emerald cried, "Where are you!?"
"I think he's gone," Danysyman said.
"Wow, Pessimism much?" AntVenom said.
"I guess that means the AsomMercenaries are disbanded?" Jeffrey said.
"I guess, since our founder is dead," AntVenom said.
"I'm a founder too!" Emerald exclaimed.
"Nobody cares," Danysyman replied.
"Asomboy4 isn't dead!" Jeffrey said.
"You found his still living body!" AntVenom said.
"Creepy…" Danysyman whispered to Emerald.
"No, he's not dead," Jeffrey explained, "He's just in the Shadow Realm,"
"The what Realm?" AntVenom asked.
"You know, The Shadow Realm," Jeffrey explained, "Like, whenever you fall from a really tall mountain… or get stabbed in the chest… they go straight to the Shadow Realm. What, you guys don't have the Shadow Realm for Humans and Cats?"
"I think you're talking about Hell!" Emerald said.
"He's dead, for Notch's sake! Deal with it!" AntVenom said.
"Stupid Pig," Danysyman muttered.
"So I guess now we go our separate ways," Emerald said.
AntVenom, Dansyman, and Emerald went their separate ways, with Jeffrey following Emerald.
"Ahem!" Emerald said, "I said; now we go our Separate ways!"
"But I get lonely," Jeffrey said, "That's the only reason I followed you guys."
"I don't care!" Emerald said.
"But…" Jeffrey whined.
"Separate! Ways!" Emerald interrupted.
Jeffrey turned and started going in a different direction.