Let me go crazy, crazy on you, oh
My love is the evenin' breeze touchin' your skin
The gentle, sweet singin' of leaves in the wind
The whisper that calls after you in the night
And kisses your ear in the early moonlight
And you don't need to wonder, you're doing fine
My love, the pleasure's mine
Let me go crazy on ya
Crazy on you
Let me go crazy, crazy on you, ohhh
Wild man's world is cryin' in pain
What you gonna do when everybody's insane
So afraid…
"I only know two things about you, Sasuke Uchiha." Naruto told him, as he lowered his guitar. "You hate your brother and you are super thirsty for Mikasa."
He strummed his strings again as Sasuke rolled his eyes. He was not going to admit to Naruto that his attempts at becoming musical to woo Christa and Ymir may actually pan out into something productive. Not after he had told him off for getting the idea months ago.
"Will you stop mentioning that?" Sasuke hissed. "What if she hears you?"
Naruto grinned at him as he struck another chord. "Don't you WANT her to know you love her?"
"Shouldn't you be more worried about Ymir biting your dick off?"
"Ah, touche." Naruto said cheekily. "Let me worry about Ymir, alright? In fact, just watch me. You may learn a thing or two about how to land a woman who is love with someone else."
Sasuke narrowed his eyes. "Are you suggesting I try and get with Jaeger too?"
Naruto grinned at him. "You love the idea, don't you!"
Sasuke responded by throwing a pillow at him. It smacked Naruto in the face and sent him sprawling.
The past few months were exceptionally hectic. The group was preparing to graduate from the training program and entering the military proper. Both Naruto and Sasuke were unconcerned about the proceedings. Sasuke because he excelled in all fields, Naruto because he wanted nothing more than to join the Scouts, and had no interest in cracking the top ten anyway. Everyone around them was extremely anxious.
"Mikasa is worried about Jaeger." Naruto noted. Sasuke's face twisted, and Naruto laughed at the expression. "Awww. Jealous?" Not very far away, Sakura twitched irritably, her eyes never leaving. Christa watched her with concern as the two moved on.
"Is something the matter, Sakura?"
"No…" Sakura shook her head wildly. "It's nothing."
"Out of my way."
Sakura yelped as Ymir pushed her aside sat down next to Christa. Sakura blinked at her, surprised, as Ymir turned to face Christa.
"Why were you talking to her?" Ymir asked, her voice impatient. "I thought I told you to save me a seat?"
"Uh, she did." Sakura pointed out. "You could have sat on her other side." Ymir responded by pressing her palm against her face, slapping Sakura to the ground.
"Anyway." Ymir said, as she leaned into Christa. "Is everything going okay?"
"Um, yes." Christa said, twirling her hair in between her fingers. "I'm… a bit nervous about the… graduation."
"Don't worry." Ymir told her, quickly. "I'm sure you'll crack the top ten-"
Sakura tuned them out, having learned long ago that it was impossible to just hang around Christa while Ymir was near. She lay her head on the table, annoyance welling up within her.
Sasuke, the man she had been in love with since she was six years old, had fallen in love with another woman. She had always feared that this might happen, and in a way had always expected it. But she had watched Sasuke closely over the past decade, and he never, ever expressed interest in anyone. At least, until Mikasa came along.
Mikasa was everything that Sakura was not. Strong, beautiful, assertive, intimidating. It seemed that those were the traits that Sasuke was attracted to in a partner. If that was the case… then there would be no hope of her winning him over from her. Mikasa was an incredibly talented soldier- she had heard rumors that she was the most promising candidate the academy had ever seen. Sakura, it would seem, was completely out of luck when it came to Sasuke.
…
Sasuke sat with his hands folded in front of him. Naruto was laying down on the stairs next to him, upside down.
"Nervous?" Naruto asked him, laughing a little. Sasuke shook his head.
"No." Sasuke denied. "I'm thinking."
"You shouldn't think too much." Naruto told him. "I'll rot your brain."
"Ha ha." Sasuke said dryly. "Aren't you curious as to what I'm thinking about?"
"How hard you're going to fuck Mikasa when she realizes you exist."
Sasuke grimaced.
"… Something along those lines."
Naruto laughed.
"Actually…" Sasuke hesistated. "I am at a crossroads. It has always been my dream to join the Military police to help hunt down Itachi…."
"But Mikasa is joining the Scouts." Naruto finished for him, nodding furiously. Sasuke quietly followed suit.
"Yeah."
He paused.
"I…. could not bear it if something were to happen to her." He admitted. "It… frightens me."
Naruto laughed.
"I'm more scared of what Mikasa is going to do to the Titans, honestly." He said. "Don't worry, Sasuke. Ymir and I will take good care of her."
Sasuke glared at him. "And just what is that supposed to mean?"
…
"There have been sightings of particularly unusual abnormals inside the walls. A large, nine tailed Fox has been rampaging around the countryside for five years-"
Naruto laughed, throwing his head back. "Oh, what a story." He chuckled. "Do you believe in the Kyuubi Titan, Sasuke?"
"No." Sasuke said immediately, shaking his head. "Ridiculous. Plenty of people saw the Colossal and the Armored, but the Kyuubi is a legend."
"There you have it." Naruto said. "If Sasuke says so, it must be true." He laughed again. Sasuke didn't quite understand just what was so funny.
"Anyway, Sasuke." Naruto said, changing the topic. "Just what have you decided to do?"
Sasuke hesitated. "I am still unsure." Naruto groaned.
"Mikasa's tight Asian pussy is making you lose sight of your goals. Pitiful."
"Do not speak of her that way."
"Oh yeah, sorry." Naruto scratched his cheek thoughtfully. "I forgot that Eren fucks her to sleep every night-"
Sasuke leapt forward, fist catching Naruto in the jaw. He lay sprawled on the dirt beneath him. Sasuke clenched his fist tighter as the crowd around them turned to look at them.
"Never." Sasuke said, his voice quiet and dangerous. "Say anything like that ever again."
Naruto sat up, rubbing his cheek as he looked up at Sasuke thoughtfully. "Sasuke, you know I was joking." He whined. "We both know it was probably Mikasa who fucked HIM with her giant, throbbing cock-"
Sasuke kicked out at him, catching him square in the face, sending him back down onto the ground. The crowd around them began to mutter among themselves.
"You better shut your face." Sasuke snarled. "Mikasa would NEVER do that-"
"I wouldn't do what?"
Sasuke froze, stiffening tightly. Naruto, grinning, whirled around to lay on his stomach.
"Oh hey Mikasa!" He said brightly. You would never know he had just been knocked onto his back. "We were just talking about you!"
"You were?" Mikasa asked blankly. Sasuke could not bring himself to face her. He bent his head downward, towards the ground.
"Yeah!" Naruto said brightly. "We were wondering whether you and Eren were fucking."
The entire crowd fell deadly silent. No one dared bring up the subject with either Mikasa or Eren- neither of them tended to take questioning the nature of their relationship well.
"I- I-I-" Mikasa spluttered. Without another word she turned and stomped off. Naruto grinned widely as he pushed himself to his feet.
"HOLY SHIT."
The crowd burst out into crazed whispers- no one had ever seen Mikasa act that way before, towards anyone. Many had been sure that she would have tore Naruto into pieces.
"What the fuck were you thinking?" Sasuke told Naruto as he climbed to his feet, stretching. "You- you- you were mean to her!"
Naruto gave him a surprised look, and then laughed. "Mean?" He repeated. "Sasuke Uchiha, criticizing ME for being mean. That's rich." He laughed again. "Didn't you tell me to fuck off and die when we first met?"
"Don't ever mention the day we first met." Sasuke said quickly, sounding nervous. Naruto stared at him, confused, before taking a step back.
"O-oh yeah." He said, sounding nervous. "I, uh, completely forgot." He laughed nervously. "Uh, sorry about that."
"Sorry about what?"
The boys froze as a number of curious eyes fell upon them.
"N-nothing!" Naruto squeaked. "Uh, bye!"
He raced off. Sasuke was quick to run around and quickly walk away as well…. In the opposite direction. The two of them were never going to be able to forget… THAT… were they?
"What were they talking about?"
Sakura bent her head, a blush appearing on her cheeks. "Why- why are you asking me?" She asked. "I.. need to be alone now…" She turned and walked off as well.
…