Right so this is chapter two. As I am writing it this is confusing me so just incase anyone is lost…
Anything Charlie says is coming out of Harry's body
And vise verser.
As everyone began to wake up, Harry dragged Charlie up the staircase and into the boys' dormitory.
"How the fuck did this happen?"
"Well Dray knew you were going to spread rumours so I took a body swap potion. When we kissed it was still in my mouth, and then transferred into you system. So we switched."
"Fucking hell, that guy needs to learn when people are joking and when they are being serious," Harry said sitting on the bed in disbelief. "Where's the antidote?"
"Harry, have you never opened 'A history of magic'?" A voice came from behind the door.
"Hermione you know I haven't," Harry said, then clamped his hands to Charlie's mouth.
"Obliviate," Charlie murmured. "We can't have anyone to find out about this, not even Dray knows."
"What are you two up to?" Hermione had woken up from the little daze that followed the spell. "Wait a minute, who are you?"
"This is Charlie, she is Malfoys girlfriend," Charlie explained.
"Nice to meet you," Hermione said.
"So Charlie, this book for your Potions lesson isn't here, it must be in the library. If not I am afraid I don't know where it is. Oh and about that thing you mentioned. It takes 6 full moons to do."
"Uhh…Right," Harry said disappointed.
Harry stormed off down the staircase and out the portrait hole and down towards the great hall when it hit him. If Charlie was in his body, she wouldn't be all lovey-dovey when Ginny wanted him to be. "Great I'm gonna be dumped by time I get back into my own body."
"Charlie," Draco said rushing up to me. "What's wrong?"
"Nothing," Harry said, then realising he sounded really mean. If he was nice to Malfoy, maybe Charlie would be nice to Ginny and put up with the hand holding and occasional kisses. "I'm sorry; I just have a really bad hangover."
"Poor you," Malfoy said putting an arm round him. "You will be okay in a bit, let's go to breakfast."
After breakfast Harry still wasn't used to the whole thing about being Draco's girlfriend. He knew he was in a girl's body, but he still thought like a guy. But he was getting used to it.
"I just remembered, I forgot something at the Gryffindor Common Room," he said. If he needed to act like a girl, he needed advice. He didn't care about what Charlie said; he needed to talk to Hermione.
"Okay, meet you back in the common room?"
"Yeah sure," he said before running towards the Portrait.
He got there a little out of breath and told the Fat Lady the password.
"I'm sorry, I can't let you in, you are famous amongst the ghosts and portraits of this school. The bloody baron told me once he was proud to have you as a Slytherin. And in case you didn't know this is a Gryffindor Common Room."
"I only need to speak to Hermione Granger, plus I have a password from a friend. I have changed, I promise."
"5 minutes, what's the password then?"
"Sherbet Lemon," he said remembering the Headmistresses choice in memory of the late headmaster.
The door swung opened to reveal the occupants were actually awake now. His Gryffindor self was sat with Ginny and Ron. Hermione was no where to be found.
"Hey Ginny, where is that friend of yours? Was it Hermione?"
Ginny looked up from cuddling up with Charlie (who looked nothing short of disgusted) and glared. Maybe she was only nice last night because she was a little tipsy.
"Upstairs," she said. "Why?"
"Thanks," Harry said. "I found some book and I need help with my Ancient Runes homework."
She shrugged and went back to talking to Charlie and Ron. Harry ran upstairs to the girls' dormitory. Hermione looked up from her book on Witches&Pregnacy book, baffled at the stranger.
"Can I help?"
"Hermione I really need your help," Harry said sitting on the bottom of her bed. "If I tell you, you cannot tell anyone okay?"
"Charlie why are you telling me? I hardly know you."
"Hermione it is me Harry, I got body switched with Charlie," he said.
Hermione looked at him for a moment before bursting out laughing.
"Charlie, you're a great actor, you had me there for a minute."
"Hermione, I am being serious! Would Charlie know that the first time you met me and Ron was when Ron was trying to turn Scabbars yellow? Would Charlie know that the only way me and you got the Gryffindors Sword was because of Snapes Doe?"
Hermione dropped the book she was holding and opened her mouth slightly as if she was going to say something before closing it again.
"Harry?"
"Charlie said the Antidote to this Body Swap Potion would take 6 whole moons to work permanently. If I am going to survive it I need to know how to act like a girl. I mean she is doing a good job of acting like Ginnys boyfriend but I have no idea how to be Malfoys girlfriend!"
"Dump him?"
"No, because then Charlie will dump Ginny as revenge and you know I love Ginny."
"Good point. Well just imagine Malfoy is a girl. Treat him like you would treat Ginny. But Harry just so you know. Most Body Swap Antidotes go wrong and chances are you will be stuck in this body."
"No," Harry said. "I won't let it. You managed a Polyjuice potion in our second year; you can help me with this. I promise I will help you through the pregnancy too. Even though I probably won't be much help."
"Okay Harry, I will help as best I can."
"Thank you."
Back in the Slytherin Common Room Draco was sat on his own when Harry returned. Draco smiled as he entered and put his arm around Harry when he sat down.
"Where is everyone?"
"Charlie, it is only the second day, no one is going to be back for another week."
"Oh yeah."
Whatever Harry was expecting, it wasn't what happened next. What happened next was actually very far down the list. But for some reason he didn't mind it. Maybe it was because he was in a girls body, he didn't know.
He didn't mind when those soft, pale lips touched his own. The-Boy-Who-Lived actually didn't mind when Draco Malfoy- a boy who he had hated for years- kissed him.
