Big Bang Theory Chapter 2
Lenny Part 1
Leonard was now with Penny after celebrating their wedding in Vegas.
Penny eventually realised that Leonard was drunk when kissing Mandy Chao on his North Sea expedition.
Once this problem was resolved, Leonard and Penny got married and had the best night of their lives.
The first thing they did was of course, spend some time in their Vegas hotel bedroom. They used protection because Penny did not want to get pregnant at this time.
The second thing they did after getting married is gamble because they instead of using the money for a bit better wedding ceremony, they gambled for hours and most of the time, not winning anything. Penny and Leonard allowed a joint couple spend of $500. Throughout the night, both had individual bags containing $250 in casino credit.
Leonard had spent $150 very quickly and Penny went max bet all the time that she was down to her last $5.
"Leonard, I have only got 5 bucks left, I am going to spend it on a particular lotto game. This lotto game costs $1 per entry and has a top prize of $10,000,000." Penny said
"How much money do you have to pay the IRS?" Leonard asked
"This lotto game makes a point that ANY winnings are TAX FREE. That's right Leonard, when the IRS asks for tax on this lotto game's winnings, I can tell them to fuck off." Penny said
"Great, is there a lotto game for me? I still have $100?" Leonard said to Penny
Penny was shocked that Leonard still had $100 left. She eventually said "You either A. Buy 100 entries to the lotto game I am going to try my luck on or B. Participate in the Mega lotto competition where it costs $10 and entry and has a top prize of $100,000,000."
Leonard needed to clarify something with Penny. He said "Is the Mega Lotto tax free as well"
Penny looks at the wall with all of the different promotions currently going on. She realises all lotto games just happen to have a promotion going for tonight and tonight only saying that all lotto games are tax free. There is even a slogan on all of the lotto posters on the wall saying "Win any of our lotto games and never worry about the IRS ever again. Heck, you can even tell the IRS to fuck off because you have got enough money for the rest of your life."
Leonard also sees this and does the math in his head and also count his fingers. He eventually said to Penny "I will go for the Mega lotto competition. The bigger jackpot makes me want to go for it."
Penny says to Leonard "Alright, let's do both of our attempts at big jackpots now!"
"Let's go" agrees Leonard
They both indeed played their respective lotto games. They did very well. But they almost won nothing. Penny had enough money for 5 attempts. First attempt, fail. Second attempt, also a fail. Third and fourth attempt were fails once again. Penny only had enough for one more crack and finally won something. But not just something. Penny won her $10,000,000 jackpot in her final attempt. Also Leonard won his $100,000,000 jackpot. Leonard had enough for 10 attempts at the jackpot. Failed on attempts 1-9. Leonard somehow managed to do the same situation as Penny. That is to win all of the jackpot on the last attempt.
Penny screamed with joy after hearing of both her self's and Leonard's news. Leonard (of course) did the same.
After 30 minutes with the security guards at the casino to make sure they did not tamper or cheat in any way, they were able to be given $110,000,000 between them. Penny and Leonard wanted the security guards to put the combined $110,000,000 in a joint back account (which both Penny and Leonard set up about 1 year earlier)
After an additional 30 minutes, the Lenny couple leaved the casino with $110,000,000 between them
"Oh my god, Leonard. What are we going to do with all of this money?" Penny said
"I do not know, Penny. But first, let's go and celebrate in our hotel bedroom. Both for the marriage and the butt load of moolah."
Leonard laughed and said "Let's do that."
As the couple were walking to their hotel room, Penny put her middle finger up and said "FUCK OFF, IRS!
Leonard laughed at Penny and did the same exact thing himself.
The couple definitely made sure the bank card was secure in the hotel room's safe and no one apart from them could get a hold on it.
They were now both in the bedroom about to make love when Penny got a phone call. It was from Amy. She wanted time alone from Sheldon.
After the phone call, Penny said to Leonard "Amy has told me that she is taking time alone from Sheldon."
Leonard replied by saying "I am really surprised Sheldon let the relationship last 5 years. Amy is finally seeing she can do much better then Sheldon."
"Hear, Hear." Agrees Penny.
Leonard then asked "Maybe one of your exes can be Amy's new boyfriend."
Penny replied by saying "Two things that are wrong with what you just said. 1. Amy has not officially broken up with Sheldon yet and 2. None of my exes would be good for Amy in the first place. Also I do not keep in contact with my exes."
"It's good to know you are not a cheat." Leonard said.
After making love again, the couple slept together quite obviously.
THE NEXT MORNING
"Morning Leonard, did you have a good sleep." Penny said.
"Absolutely, Penny. One of the best sleeps I had in my life." Leonard replied
"We need to go back to the airport and then our house now. Our stay in the hotel expires in 2 hours. I do not want to pay any penalties. " Penny warned
Decision time, viewers
What should Leonard say to Penny next? You have got 4 options to choose from.
A. Agree with Penny, pack up the hotel room and go back home. Leonard would point out that Amy needs Penny's support after what happened (in Chapter 1)
B. Convince Penny to stay one more night
C. Convince Penny to sell their current house and completely move to Las Vegas because the couple have got $110,000,000 between them
D. None of the above because you as the viewer have a better idea