Chapter 2- Truth or Dare, Cullen style

Bella's P.O.V- As I stomped off in the opposite direction to Emmett, to go stand next to Edward on the opposite side of the room, thoughts of how I could kill Emmett washed through my brain. Edward and Alice chuckle harmoniously. I could feel myself getting hot, I looked away, embarrassed. I lifted my head, stared straight at him, -he looked exasperated- and gave him my best 'someday-I-am-going-to-kill-you-but-not-today' look, then returned to staring at the floor.

Alice's P.O.V- This is going to be so fun. I can see it, everything will turn out according to plan, no-one will get hurt, I don't think so anyway. It takes a lot of genius to come up with my-standard of dares. It takes it out of a girl. Well, better get going, got vampires (and one human) to embarrass!

Emmett's P.O.V- "I'll go first. Edward, truth or dare?" I questioned. I hoped he'd go for dare, I had the best idea.

"Fine Emmett, I'll go for your dare" he sighed. YES! now to put my brilliant plan into action.

"Edward, I dare you to paint your Volvo florescent pink and write in black along the side, 'I am gay.' Oh and you have to drive around in it all week! That's your dare." His eyes just about popped out of his head when he heard. Wonderful, just the reaction I was hoping for. I was grinning like a mad man.

" O…kay?" He answered, still unsure. I disappeared up to my room where the pink and black paint was. I was back in half a second, Bella didn't even notice that I had gone.

"Here's the pink paint," I said, placing the tin in his left hand. "And the black," I placed the other pot in his right hand. We all came to watch. A minute later, he spun round and gestured grandly to his newly decorated Volvo. Rose looked bored, Bella shocked, Jasper and I were in hysterics, and Alice's face conveyed no emotion whatsoever. This was great!

Jasper's P.O.V- "It's my turn now." Edward said. Trust him to state the obvious. I mean, come on, get on with it!

"Jasper," he said turning to me. Oh no. "Truth or-"

"Dare" I finished for him, exasperated. He smiled wickedly. Oh crap.

"I dare you to kiss Emmett! for a minute!" He yelled then burst into loud guffaws. There was no way I was going to kiss Emmett, no way! I'm not gay. Mock was clearly displayed on his face.

"I AM NOT GAY!" I yelled. Everyone turned around to face me like I had gone crazy, they had obviously not heard the dare. "I have to kiss Emmett" I announced. Everyone's stares turned into bursts of laughter, Even Carlisle couldn't contain his laughter.

"Emmett, get over here!" I said. Emmett came bounding at me, knocking me, and sending me flying. Then he was in front of me. After a full minute, I kicked him, hard. By this time everyone was in hysterics. I shot Edward my best dirty look.