Way To Go Itachi
"Oh my freaking..." Naruto groaned as Chou ran around the house not wanting to take a bath. Sasuke only watched amused as hell. They had gotten everything in order that morning Sasuke coming over making sure that the agreement was set and he also wanted to help. After all he was Chou 'father'. They had explained to Chou that he had to call him Dad in public but when they were alone he could go back to being Uncle Sasu. Much to Sasuke's displeasure being called Sasu. Better then Uncle Bastard which was what Chou called him when he had started to talk. It was the funniest thing and even Gaara had to laugh. Sasuke had accused Naruto and it was all just to funny.
When Chou questioned it Sasuke had grabbed him and simply told him that if his actual father found out about him that he would take him away from his mommy. In an instant Chou began to cry and Naruto had hit Sasuke on the head. Naruto had explained it better and Chou only agreed. But now everything was back to normal. They were supposed to be meeting Minato in an hour but Chou refused to get in the damn bathtub. Naruto had ran after him and cornered him at the end of the hall way. Soon Chou's whines and cries were heard and Sasuke laughed at the boys cries for help. "Don't dare bite me Chou!" Sasuke laughed once more at Naruto's loud yell. It was always something with them. Never a boring moment in his life ever since they met in middle school. Now he was glad he met him.
Soon almost twenty minutes later Chou came down dressed in black shorts and bright orange shirt. He picked up Naruto's tradition of wearing the ridicules orange shirts. His wild hair matched Naruto's but his eyes sparkled with anger like Itachi though as soon as Naruto came down with his stuffed animal he squealed happily and once more returned to being happy. Sasuke was always amazed the simplicity of Chou. Complicated but simple that reminded him of Naruto and Itachi...
Inwardly sighing he looked at 'mother' and son. Naruto was dressed in loose jeans and a white shirt. He didn't like getting dressed up. That was also something he learned when travelling. Dress to be comfortable. "Are you finally ready?" Sasuke asked amused as Naruto nodded picking up the happy Chou. "Now remember Chou. Who am I?" Sasuke asked the smaller boy who looked to Sasuke with a grin. "Your my daddy. No one 'round your uncle again!" He said proud of himself for remembering. Sasuke nodded before giving him a lollipop that he had for the boy he had gotten from his stash at his own home. Though soon he would be moving in with Naruto if they wanted to continue this lie.
Soon the three were off in Sasuke's car to see Naruto's father. But as they came closer they were not surprised to see reporters already there. Chou looked out the window being a curious one and his eyes went wide seeing a lot of people. Naruto and Sasuke placed on their sunglasses as they parked getting out of the car. Soon as the two stepped out there flashes of lights. But Naruto ignored them as he opened the back door and helped Chou out who was still holding his stuffed animal. Soon as they saw the boy they all froze. Chou blinked looking at them and quickly held his arms out to Naruto wanting to be held. Naruto swopped him up quickly and in no time there were shouts of who the boy was. Sasuke had tried to hold them back and security from the building had came out to help them in. When the three were in the two adult's breathed out in relief while Chou was set down now that he felt comfortable. "So many da-dang people." Sasuke caught himself in mid 'bad' word.
Naruto shot him a glare before chuckling glad he caught himself. Chou though had hid behind Sasuke's leg as the three walked to the elevators. "How long you think before that get's printed?" Naruto asked with a soft chuckle. "Not long. They had friggin camera crews there." Sasuke rolled his eyes taking his sunglasses off and so did Naruto. The two shook their heads while Chou climbed onto the back of Sasuke and held onto him. "You're a monkey." Sasuke teased the small child who giggled happily. "Your a bas-" "Chou!" Both raven and blond scolded the young child though Sasuke sent an accusing glare to Naruto who chuckled nervously.
After ten minutes they were now in Minato office with the grown man on the floor wrestling with Chou. Naruto eye twitched from both his father and son playing like that. Sasuke was amused and it showed on his face. "Dad...he is only four years old." "With freakish strength." Minato added with a grin before standing up and scooping up Chou in his arms. "He studied in fighting for almost four years dad. All different types. Of course he is strong." Naruto stated sighing. "Is he going to continue?" "Of course. Plus he likes fighting." Naruto said with a small grin. Chou nodded in agreement giggling as Minato held him by his feet upside down. "Just like a monkey." Sasuke stated with a small grin.
The four were comfortable talking with Chou playing on Minato's computer. Naruto and Sasuke telling him about their travels and when the other three were going to start working. "They already started. Gaara deals with computers. Kiba the same and Sai is sorting mail as punishment." "What he do?" "..." "..Oh." Both Naruto and Sasuke laughed at Minato's face that had gave away what Sai had done...more like said.
"...Naruto?" The blond froze when he heard his name. A familiar voice saying it. Sasuke's head snapped up and so did Minato's. Chou only looked up because everyone had gone silent. He saw a man who looked like Sasuke except older. Wanting to know Chou tilted his head before moving and running over to Sasuke. "Daddy why does that man look like you?" Sasuke wanted to praise the young child but he only forced a smile and looked down to Chou. "He is my brother. You're Uncle Itachi." Chou looked back to the man who seemed surprised.
Itachi had been working when his father called him to turn on his TV. He had asked why but his father just told him to hurry and put it on the news. When he did his eyes had widen slightly. He watched as a car pull up to a familiar building and his brother and ex-husband get out of the car. But that wasn't what surprised him the most. What surprised was what Naruto helped out of the car. More like who...
"Now you see what I'm talking about." He heard his father's voice say on the phone. He seemed a little angry. "Sasuke contacted me last night and it seems him and Naruto had a child together. Did you know that he could get pregnant?" His father asked now sounding almost like he was shouting. Itachi was now even more in shock. He never knew that...he wanted children and he had expressed to Naruto when they got married. They had planned to adopt but it would take years and Itachi didn't want to wait. He had planned it. Once he left Naruto he would marry some woman to start a family...but that didn't go as planned. As soon as he left Naruto everything broke loose. His father was enraged when he found out that Naruto was no longer his son-in-law. His mother had cursed him to high heavens. By the time Itachi went to see Naruto to...fix things he was gone. Along with a few of his friends and Sasuke. No one would tell him where he had gone. He had searched for two years but nothing came. Naruto had simply left. But now here he was on the TV with a child. A child that didn't belong to him but Sasuke.
To say he was feeling something was an understatement. He felt angry, he felt betrayed and most of all jealousy. But he had hung up on his father and soon he was in his car and to the all to familiar building. He found himself practically running to the elevator his whole body rigid. He hadn't seen the other in five years. Five long years. Did he still hate him? Did Naruto really move on and onto Sasuke? He must have...right? They had a child.
When he got to the Minato's door he opened and he saw his...he saw Naruto sitting there with Sasuke and Minato across from them. "..Naruto?" The name just left his mouth without thinking. Seeing if was really him. The blonds' head didn't even move but Minato and Sasuke's did and if looks could kill. But his eyes were instantly on the small child who was a mini version of Naruto. That was when he heard Sasuke's words.
"He is my brother. You're Uncle Itachi."
Like the world was crashing around him the older Uchiha stared at the blond child. Who simply stared back. He heard the boy call Sasuke 'Daddy' and how comfortable Chou was in his lap. Was Chou really Sasuke's and Naruto's child? Did Naruto...really have a child with him?
He supposed well no he knew it was his fault. Naruto moved on...but he never thought he would move on to Sasuke. Sometime didn't add up though. The kid looked no more than five years perhaps four years old. He and Naruto were divorced five years. That meant either Naruto was pregnant when they were divorced or slept with Sasuke right after or hell during their marriage...for some reason that fact made Itachi angry. Jealousy showed its ugly head.
"Well father was right. Tell me little brother why didn't you tell us the happy news when the boy was born?" Itachi spat out 'happy' though remained calm. He could see Minato was not happy that he was there. He saw murder written in his eyes that and he had a pencil in his hand that clearly said 'to stab Itachi'.
"His name is Chou. Not boy." His eyes went to the one who spoke. His blonde...Naruto. "I wasn't talking to you." He said rather heartlessly still angry with the thought of Naruto cheating on him during their marriage. He saw his blonde glare at him the same spirit he fell in love with.
"Don't talk to my mommy that way!" He didn't realize that the boy was now in front of him. He felt a rather hard kick come to his knee and he looked down in anger being kicked by a mere child. "You runt." He growled out moving to catch him. "Don't touch my grand baby!" Minato ended up tackling the eldest of the Uchiha's with the pencil in hand. In that instant Itachi found himself trying not to get stabbed by the older blond male while Sasuke got a hold of Minato Naruto scolded his father while holding Chou who pouted also being scolded.
Though he didn't want to Sasuke helped Itachi to his feet. "My family for ya." Sasuke held back the smirk and kept his face impassive as Itachi glared at him hatefully. "So you took my sloppy seconds little brother. Nothing to be proud of." "You...probably shouldn't have said that." Sasuke said a grin coming to his face. Itachi felt two pair of angry eyes on him and he looked up to see the blazing anger in Naruto's and the other Minato. While Chou was confused. In minutes Naruto had handed Chou to Sasuke who stepped back from Naruto and watched as the blond began to practically abuse Itachi.
Who knew that Naruto was strong despite how he looked. Itachi was trying to block the blows though Naruto had managed to punch his gut a few times. "I am no one's seconds you bas- jerk." He heard Naruto catch himself in mid word taking in account of Chou who was cheering for his mommy.
Again this was the same Naruto he fell in love with in high school...and what hurt even more was that even after five years he was still in love with him. Though it was selfish to divorce him for a woman to bear his children he wanted him back. Which was why he spent two years of his life searching for him. But it led to nowhere. But now here he was...with his brother.
"I believe you over stayed your welcome big brother. We will be at father's house tonight for dinner. Mother wants you to attend as well. I was planning on telling you when I went to Sharingan but now your here." Naruto listened to Sasuke as he spoke to Itachi who now sported a nice bruise on his arms and face. Minato had never been so proud of his son well also when he gave birth but another proud moment.
Minato watched Itachi leave after a few more words and a glance at Naruto. When he left Chou was sent back to playing games on the computer. "He's not stupid Naru...he figured it out. Well either that or he has theories." Minato found himself telling his only son with a soft sigh. Naruto only nodded sadly but said nothing. "I'll keep lying to him if I have too. He's not taking Chou away from me."
The three sighed as they looked to the blissful child playing games. "Dinner is going to suck..." Sasuke muttered and both blonds nodded in agreement.
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