Ioshua: So, I got some reviews... Yay!

Hrist: There are a number of people who really do like me? ... *tear* I'm so happy.

Ioshua: There there Hrist. Anyways, moving on. Has anyone played Half Minute Hero? That game is crazy!

Hrist: You spent an entire day playing that game on your psp...and then you bought the xbox version of it!

Ioshua: I know, it's that good and worth it, I totally beat Hero 3. Hardest three seconds of my life just to save the world.

Hrist: Ok ok, enough. Let's get back to talking about me and how important I am dammit! This is my story!

?: For now...

Hrist: Who was that?

Ioshua: I dunno. Anyways Hrist, care to do the honors?

Hrist: Huh? Oh, right. Ioshua does not own Valkyrie Profile, Tri Ace, Square Enix, Half Minute Hero, Valhalla Knights, The President of the united states, a super robot, a wii, or even a playstation 3.

Ioshua: Geez you're being mean to me. Even after all the attention I give you since you're my favorite Valkyrie Profile character.

Hrist: Just tell me who was that in here a while ago?

Currently inside a large studio of some sort, ya know, like the one's in movies for directing scenes...

Hrist fumbled with her new helmet, she loved it, especially since it fit nicer then her old one. She was currently getting her hair, make up, and clothes done for the scene she was going to appear in. Oh yes they already finished the three main story parts and such for the game, but they were going to start with the Seraphic Gate scene soon and she needed to look her best.

Looking at herself in the mirror, she admired how shiny her armor gleamed at her in the reflection, when she noticed her, standing there and looking. A blonde haired young woman, when she turned around, recognized her.

"Hrist!" The woman yelled and ran to hug her oldest sister.

"Sil-Silmeria!" Hrist yelped as she was surprised at the hug she was getting from her youngest sister.

"Oh Hrist, it's so good to see you again. We always wondered what happened to you, we've looked almost everywhere." Silmeria said happily.

Hrist had a shocked face... They looked everywhere? Almost Everywhere? Really? They blew her off when they saw her on the streets... But oh well, here she was, happy to finally be back.

"Silmeria, where did yo- Oh. ...Hrist? Is that you?" A platinum haired woman entered the dressing area of Hrist. It was Lenneth.

"Lenneth! You're here too?" Hrist asked surprised at her other sister.

"Yes, I have a role as the main boss in two stories and am a secret boss and character as well... Hrist, it's so good to see you again. Where ever did you go?" Lenneth said coming into the hug with her little and older sister. Hrist was mad at the fact they act like they didn't forget about her, but also very happy that they are together again.

Meanwhile, with Arngrim...

"So uh... This is my first game." The samurai dressed man said to Arngrim, holding a beer in his hand.

"Yeah... This is gonna be my... Third? Yeah, third. I had main roles in the first two, but they made me a secret boss in this one." Arngrim said taking a drink of his beer.

"Oh... Cool. So, you check out those two babes over there." The samurai replied, he pointed to two women, one who was dressed as though she was a nun, and the other dressed as a sort of witch. They were both gosiping to their hearts content and giggling as well.

"Yeah, they new too?" Arngrim replied.

"Yup. In the story, I'm supposed to hate them. But out of the story, whew. They are wild in bed... Can you believe the nun chick is bi. Actually, they're both bi." He said taking a swig of his drink.

"You're kidding. Lucky bastard." Arngrim said, throwing a 'too' playful punch at the younger man.

"Ow. Heheh, yeah."

Meanwhile, with the President... (no, not of the United States... That comes later)

"Look, we're sorry Lezard. But we can't hold the game off until you recover, I'm sorry. The fans will get angry if we wait." The President said to the currently pissed off necromancer in a wheel chair, being pushed around by the nurse in pigtails. That stick of hers came in handy.

"Look, I want some part in the game. You promised me a role in the third game and now you're going back on your word. Why?" Lezard said. Currently still in a body cast, his two legs were being held up in front of him, not being able to move them, while his left arm was in a cast as well. He also had a cast around his neck to keep his head straight.

"I know, I know. Look, we were able to find replacements in the nick of time to take the secret boss role, as well as an extra." The President replied.

"Who did you replace me with?" Lezard question when he heard three women giggling. One he recognized as his dear Lenneth, the other he remembers as Silmeria, who knew she could giggle. But the third was unknown, he recognized it but couldn't remember the name. And then he saw her, Hrist Valkyrie. They replaced 'him' with 'Hrist'!

"Hrist, you replaced me with HRIST!"

"And Arngrim..."

"AND ARNGRIM! REALLY!"

"Yes... Look, we can give you something to do for the game. Remember those book of riddles and other little notes from the other two Seraphic Gate's? Well, our writers can't think of anything and since you are a good writer, we thought that you could write the extra little notes for the Seraphic Gate this time." The President asked, hoping Lezard would back down.

"...Hm... Deal, but only because I'm a good novelist and am a best seller. Stephine Meyer can eat her heart out." Lezard said with a smirk. "W***h get my laptop..." He said to his nurse as she wheeled him away, muttering something under her breath about 'Why am I stuck doing this crap.'

Meanwhile, with the main characters of Valkyrie Profile: CoTP... What, I'm lazy...

Wylfred had finally retied his hair, Aylith really loved messing it up for him. After fixing his clothes and stopping himself from remembering what he had just finished five minutes ago, his friend Ancel appeared.

"Hey Wyl." He said, spooking the living crap out of him.

"Ah! Dammit, don't sneak up on me. You need to stop that." Wylfred replied to his 'dead' friend.

"Yeah yeah. Anyways, I just got back from the buffet table. Rumors going around that since that Lezard guy is out in a wheelchair somewhere, they replaced him with two new bosses." Ancel said taking a seat and eating a burrito in his hand... Mmmm, burrito...

"Really? Who?"

"Another Valkyrie, and Hercules."

"...Wait, Hercules is greek not norse."

"Well, he looked like Hercules. He just benched pressed a table with two chairs that was seating a pair of lesbians a while ago."

"What! Dammit Ancel, I wished you would have told me."

"Well, he put it down after they started making out."

"...You suck you know that. You're a horrible friend."

"You killed me, I don't think you can get worse then killing your best friend."

"Yeah, if said best friend didn't tell him about a total badass bench pressing a table with two hotties who were lesbians and started making out on said table."

Ancel stopped and thinked for a minute, placing his burrito on a plate. "...Yeah I am pretty horrible. Well, if it makes you feel better, they're still going at it. Wanna see."

"Sweet! Let me get my camera." Wylfred said, grabbing his camcorder and running out of his dressing room. A door on the other side of the room opened up to reveal a dark haired woman dressed in nothing, holding up a bed sheet to cover her nudeness.

"Wyl~ I'm up for another round~ ...Where'd he go?" She questioned, but then saw a burrito on the table...

She was hungry of course.

Meanwhile, back with our main Heroine... What, you guys want to see the lesbians? Right? ...*sigh* fine...
Meanwhile with the lesbians:

Much whistling can be heard as a large group of men gathered around the table continue to grow in numbers and arousal.

"Damn... They still going?" Arngrim asked his samurai compadre.

"Yeah, they probably won't stop until they both-" The samurai was cut off.

"Whoa whoa, keep this in the T section buddy."

"Aw come on, most teens already know about sex and stuff. Hey look, it's what's his face and his friend." The samurai escaped this time by pointing out the main game character and his sacrifice, video taping this scene.

"Huh... Kinda scrawny isn't he?" Arngrim said, looking over his massive muscles.

"Yeah... But still, they are still going." The samurai went back to looking at the lezzyness going on.

Ok, now back to the main Heroine...

Hrist was happy that her sisters were with her once more, they were currently telling her about their lives. Lenneth apparently owned a part of Tri Ace and recently got a piece of Square Enix from a battle with some long haired angel wannabe.

Silmeria was living with Lenneth and more or less also had a small piece of Tri Ace shares. But also owned her own informercial channel. No wonder some of the things on that show were so familiar, Silmeria did have a knack at making dresses.

Hrist had mainly lied about her life, about going on trips around the world with Arngrim as a sort of bodyguard/bag mule. The sisters laughed.

Soon enough, Lezard wheeled by. "Ah, hello Lenneth, Silmeria... Hrist." He said to the three, you could hear the malice drop off of his voice as he said Hrist's name.

"Hello Lezard, heard you were in an accident. I sent you a get well basket." Lenneth said before turning away from the necromancer.

"Are you still made about christmas? I said I was sorry, I won't spike the drinks anymore." He pleaded.

"You only spiked my drink you idiot. I still can't believe of what you did."

Lezard sighed, "Anyways, I'm actually gonna have some part in the game actually."

"Oh really?"

While Lezard spoke with the two Valkyries, Hrist sneaked her way over to the nurse. "So, who are you?" She asked the pigtailed girl.

"Oh, me, I'm W***h." She said.

"...W star star star h?"

"No! W***h, dammit! The author is being mean to me."

"Why do you say that?"

"Because no one can read my name... He wants them to guess in the reviews, but it should be obvious who I am."

"Well ok, what game do you come from?"

"Oh, I'm from the S**r O***n series... Really! You bleeped that out too!"

"Oh, um I'm sorry about that too... I guess."

"It's ok. I never really got a real important role until they remade the first two games...well, I was only an extra character too."

"I see... I only played supporting roles as well. I wish I was the main character of my own game."

"Oh, well, I gotta play nurse for Mr. Valeth since this is possibly the only job I could get on such short notice."

They stopped their conversation as soon as they heard Lezard being thrown into a nearby wall and saw Lenneth wiping her hands with a handkerchief.

"Well, I gotta go help him up. Hey, after this is all done, want to go get a bite to eat?" The pig tailed nurse of some importance said.

"Sure, I'd like that." Hrist replied, waving the girl off as she went to assist the magical middle aged geek.

Soon enough, a message was blasted over the speakers of the building.

"Attention all actors and staff, please report to the main stage to commence the preformance... And can someone get those two chicks some new clothes, they apparently 'lost them'!"

"Well, that's our cue. Come along Silmeria and Hrist, we got work to do." Lenneth said walking away with her younger sister. Hrist smiled as she ran to catch up to her sisters.

Ioshua: Well, I had fun writing that.

Hrist: Right right. Now, tell me who that was a while ago?

Ioshua: Well... You know I am working on a lot of stories right now. My mind is jumbled up... A lot.

Hrist: Go on?

Ioshua: Well, some other characters from other stories might pop in from time to time... I mean, the door is open?

Hrist: What door? There isn't even any walls!

Ioshua: Exactly... I'll need to fix that. Anyways, I decided I won't do those question things, they kinda seemed stupid to me, and I don't wanna seem mean to her.

Hrist: Who?

Ioshua: W***h. Dammit, forgot the censor. Anyways, I'll fix that in the next chapter.

W***h: YAY!

Hrist: I thought I was your favorite!

Ioshua: From Valkyrie Profile, yes. But W***h is my favorite from Star Ocean. Huh, thats not censored...?

Hrist: Well, while you deal with that and making the new chapter, I shall deal with my adoring fans. Ahem! Please Read and Review, the more reviews we receive goes to a good cause, getting me my own story! Well, there are a few fanfics of me, but you know what I mean! Ioshua needs your help to finish this story. Please!

Ioshua: Ok Hrist, I think they get the message! So yeah, read and review people. Because reviewing a Hrist fanfic, shows that you care about her. *pats Hrist on the head* And we all care about Hrist, don't we?