So I'm going to his house with Ella, Nudge, Angel, Gazzy and Iggy because my mom had to move for her business but, of course we can't go because were running low on money.
I irrationally stated to her that we have been on the run for most of our lives but she wouldn't go sense we couldn't go but, unfortunately Jeb decided to be a hero like the failed person he is and let us stay with him at his mansion house with him. Isn't that soooo sweet? ( note the freaking sarcasm)
His wife. His kids. I begged so much to not go to Jeb's but I knew this business meant a lot to her and I knew we meant a lot to her so she wouldn't want us to be unhappy. Well newsflash! I am unhappy! But I'd rather her be happy than me. The other kids seemed kinda excited to meet the other kids but mad at Jeb.
"Are we there yet?" Nudge moaned for the tenth time.
"Were in the neighborhood now."
We weren't really used to being in cars for so long 'cause personally we would use our own original wings. Well besides Ella anyways.
"Were here" the minute I saw him standing on his perfect little sidewalk with little gates and perfect trimmed bushes and flowers I felt like punching his gut. I looked out through the window and saw a circle driveway with a little garden and spurting water in the center.
On the house there were two columns on both sides and on each side. One of them was covered with fancy brick and stone trimmed with white molding. Then there was this arch in the middle and then there was this little roof over top for the huge glass door with brown wood trimming. Then there were windows on both sides and one on top, all of the windows in synch with the arches. There were balconies on both sides. On the sides of the house there were circle walls. It was actually very pretty and it disgusted me.
But there Jeb was smiling like the maniac he is standing besides a very perfect looking woman with curves and blond hair pulled up in a bun. A fake smile boring into the car we were driving. She had a pointed nose, a uni-brow with fresh ironed white dark blue shirt and white knee-length tight skirt. I then noticed there was a scowl on everybody's face even my mom's.
"C'mon everybody" my mom said getting out of the car. I grabbed my heavy suitcase and hauled it up to the steps when,
"Oh I've missed you so much maximum." he said in a father like tone.
"Aww…' I said mockingly. "I could say the exact opposite for you and your constipated wife" She and Jeb looked really shocked at that.
It looked like the woman was about to explode. Wow that's a new record I made someone angry in about 10 seconds. I really should get a medal for that considering how much I've done it. Everybody erupted in laughter while the woman and Jeb glared at me with fierce eyes.
"Max!" my mom said frantically.
"I'm so sorry, I'm sure she didn't mean it" My mom said trying to hold back her laughter
"Oh, yes I did, and you should really look into getting that…thing on your face fixed." I said scrunching up my nose.
Everybody erupted into another long fit of laughter. Even my mom was threatening to spill.
"Maximum! You've got to be ashamed about how you treat your elders!" Jeb said furiously with a red face.
"Fine, I'll try being nicer…if you try being smarter."
With very disapproving eyes Jeb waved my family and I inside. Inside was as modern as modern could ever get. With a very big spiral staircase, glossy wood floor, and a lot of squared objects.
In the living room there was huge glass windows, two white leathery couches diagonal each other. One large splattered art work hanging above on couch in midair with strings attached to the ceiling. With gray and white walls. One flat screen TV hanging in a little rectangle area.
"Follow me kids, let me show you your rooms"
