Chapter Two: Copyright
Because the majority of the chapter was taken from the movie. Also, Hiro's Microbots were stolen and mass produced.
(Cass switches on the radio, they listen to the report.)
Aunt Cass: You gonna call your friends? They'll want to know, you know.
Hiro: Yeah, I know. I'll call tomorrow.
Baymax: (In the bed of the truck, looking through the rear window.) Your friends have been contacted.
(Hiro jumps, turns to face the bot and grins, shaking his head. Aunt Cass looks in the rear-view mirror and sniggers.)
Hiro: (Picks up phone to reply to text.) (Covers eyes, grinning.) Really?
(The photo Tadashi sent is not his 'bed-head', but the group selfie he took with the Nerd Herd during the hospital blooper. The caption reads, 'Takes for days!'.)
(Hiro's phone buzzes, he picks it up and reads message.)
De Caffeinated: Omigosh, omigosh, omigosh! :O
Hiro: (Cracks a smile. Continues, wanting to see what the other's new names are.)
There Is No Spork: It's… ALIVE!
Hiro: (Snorts upon seeing Fred's name. Knows the gig is up but holds up a hand to crew member, wanting to see the rest.)
Dumbo-Size: I can't do this. Who changed my contact names?
Hiro: (Picks up Megabot and turns around.)
(Megabot's legs fall off, as they should.)
Hiro: (Pulls foot away before he is injured. Winces.) Sorry.
Baymax: Does it hurt when I: touch it?
Hiro: Th-that's okay. N-no touching. I'm fi-agh! (He trips over the box but falls to the right, jarring his arm painfully on the desk before collapsing in the tight space.) Oooww.
Baymax: You have fallen.
(Hiro is trying to pack away Baymax.)
Hiro: Okay! (Trying to interrupt Baymax.) Let's get you back in your luggage.
Baymax: I cannot deactivate until you say:-
(Hiro collapses in exhaustion.)
Baymax: -uncle.
Hiro: (Freezes, looks back at Baymax determinedly.) Never. (Expression flickers before settling once more.)
Baymax: Say: uncle. (Blinks.)
Hiro: No. (Grinning, continues trying to pack Baymax away.) I'm not gonna do it, Tadashi. (Says casually.)
Baymax: (Blinks.)
Hiro: Your silence says it all. (Smirking evilly.)
(Chasing Baymax.)
Hiro: (Speeds down the alley behind the marketplace. Catches a glimpse of Baymax and skids while changing direction. Falls off-camera, recovers, and scrambles back into the chase. He forgets to catch himself on the open window and face-plants into it. He is knocked onto his back, groaning and covering his face.)
('Escaping' the crash.)
Hiro: (Tenses and shuts eyes.)
(As they pass, the truck's horn screams with a recording of Baymax.): Wheeeeee!
Aunt Cass: What is wrong- *coughs* *splutters* (Starts laughing. Hiro joins her.)
(Still reading texts.)
There Is No Spork: XD U 2? Wat am I?
You Can't Even: Assuming that's Fred, I'm seeing you as 'Megadork'.
Dumbo-Size: Wasabi? Are you 'Don't Touch This'? :D
You Can't Even: Idk! :(
Hiro: (Clutching his belly in a fit of choked laughter.) This is awesome.
De Caffeinated: GoGo, come on! I wanna see wat u r.
Dumbo-Size: Honey's a meme?
De Caffeinated: I am? Which one?
There Is No Spork: Such meme. Many fits.
GoGo Gonzales: I'm gonna murder whoever did this.
Hiro: (Gives an undignified snort at GoGo's name. Covers mouth, eyes shining in mirth.)
De Caffeinated: Oh my. XD
Dumbo-Size: I would've said, 'Of Poptarts and Rainbows'.
You Can't Even: That is actually very suitable.
There Is No Spork: Good gravy, GoGo. :'D
GoGo Gonzales: WAT.
Dumbo-Size: Hiro I know you're there. Please tell me you did this. XD
Me: I wud, but I didn't. And I don't wanna die.
GoGo Gonzales: …Oh my god.
Dumbo-Size: No way… :D
There Is No Spork: This is too good.
You Can't Even: Is it the same for all of us? C:
De Caffeinated: I think so. :'D Ay Dios.
Hiro: (Smile shrinks in confusion as he types out a reply.)
Me: Wat? Wat am i?
(Hiro comes home after a long day out. Bump comes from upstairs.)
Aunt Cass: (Narrows eyes in suspicion.) What was that?
Hiro: Uh, Mochi! (Overacting.) Ooh, that darn cat! (chuckles.)
Mochi: (Slinks around Hiro's feet.)
Hiro: (Alarmed, throws Mochi upstairs.)
(Mochi grips onto boom mic, throwing the operator off balance. The mic thumps Hiro on the head.)
Hiro: Ow! (Rubs head sorely.)
(Mochi slides slowly towards the mic, too terrified to let go.)
Baymax: (Wandering drunkenly downstairs.) I h-heard a sound of distreSsshhhh!*
(Coming home from the hospital.)
Aunt Cass: (Opens door and enters with Hiro following closely behind.) (Grabs cupcake and takes a bite.) What do you wan- *gag* *splutter*
Hiro: (Sneaks upstairs.)
Aunt Cass: (Spits). This isn't over! Get back here!
(At home, after the hospital.)
Hiro: (Jumps onto his bed.)
(Mochi barely escapes being crushed and races to the room's entrance. He slips on the smooth floor and slams into the wall. He lays there for a moment, dazed.)
Hiro: (Trying not to giggle.) Is he okay?
(In their room, after the chase.)
Hiro: (Collapses onto bed. Back arcs as he rolls to the side and ultimately falls to the floor, wincing.)
(Lying in the now messed-up sheets is Megabot. The red face is showing.)
Baymax: (Watching the scene unfold with mild interest.)
Hiro: (Painfully staggers upright as Tadashi sniggers from his bed. Goes downstairs to do a reset without a word.)
(Hiro and Baymax come home.)
Hiro: Okay, if my aunt asks, we were at school all day. Got it?
Baymax: We jumped out a window!
Hiro: No! Q-Quiet! Sshh!
Baymax: Sssh we jumped out a weendow!
Hiro: You can't say things like that around Aunt Cass! Sshh!
Baymax: Sssshhhh! (Watches Hiro take the stairs, attempts to follow. Sticks left leg out and slowly falls to the same side, knocking his head on the corner of the handrail. His body spins and he falls the last few steps.)
(In the same shot, Hiro is seen thumping down the stairs to help Baymax up.)
('Escaping' the crash.)
Hiro: Nice driving there, Aunt Cass. I didn't know you could drag race.
Aunt Cass: It wasn't me, that idiot went through the red! Back when I was kid, they threw a licence at anyone with limbs! (Huffing in anger.)
Hiro: (Lips press together in a line, trembling with the effort of holding in his laughter.) Did they now?
Aunt Cass: (Glances at him uncertainly. Realisation hits.) *Snort* Oh my god. (Laughter bubbles from her with Hiro following shortly after.)
(Activating Baymax.)
Hiro: (Falls between bed and desk. Breaks shelf trying to get up. Each object falls on him and he exaggerates the pain with each one.)
(A few more items than should be there slide down the shelf. Baymax continues fretting over Hiro.)
(The camera pans slightly to the left and reveals Tadashi with a plastic tub of toys. In a smooth rhythm, he places each toy on the shelf and lets it slide down.)
(Baymax leaves in search of the Microbot's destination.)
Hiro: (Wanders around, looking for the missing Baymax.) Baymax?
(Horns blare from the street. Hiro finds Baymax outside and races to catch up.)
Hiro: (Grabs his hoodie from floor and skids on rug. The rug moves more than it should and Hiro lands heavily on his side, sliding into the desk.)
(Back in the boys' room.)
(Tadashi is still emptying his tub. The camera turns more to the left to show the entire Nerd Herd with his/her own tub of objects.)
Hiro: *thunk* Ow! *thunk* Oww. *thunk* Uggh! *thunk* Oow!
Baymax: On a scale of one to ten-
(Tadashi walks to the back of the queue as Baymax recites his line. The queue shuffles forward and GoGo takes his place before Baymax can finish.)
Hiro: *thunk* Argh!
Baymax: On a-
Hiro: *thunk* Ow!
Baymax: On-
Hiro: *thunk* Come on!
(Chasing Baymax again.)
Hiro: (Realises Baymax has wandered outside, grabs his hoodie and slips on the rug. Catches himself on hands and scrabbles to get upright, running straight into the railing. He stumbles back slowly, hands clutching his mouth and nose, groaning.)
(Getting into the warehouse.)
Baymax: Please exercise caution. A fall from this height could lead to bodily harm.
Hiro: (Balancing precariously on Baymax's head. Legs wobble and he slips, barely managing to grip the ledge before he accidentally kicks Baymax forward. His feet scrabble on the bricks in an attempt to grab purchase and pull himself up.)
(Getting Baymax home.)
Hiro: (Tries pulling Baymax upstairs, Baymax stops suddenly and pulls Hiro back.)
Aunt Cass: Get ready to have your face melted!
(Hiro and Baymax twirl around and bump into each other. Hiro falls down the stairs before he can catch himself on the banister.)
Hiro: (From bottom of stairs.) Ooow!
Baymax: (Leans over.) Sssshh!
Aunt Cass: (Shocked. Haphazardly drops bowls and races to help Hiro.)
(In the boys' room again.)
(It finally comes Honey's turn to empty her tub. Hiro has given up on the theatrics of his pain, and is lying there in annoyed defeat. He can barely be seen through the mess of heavy toys.)
(A pink and white stuffed bunny tumbles off the shelf, followed by a *squeak* as it lands.)
Hiro: (Having prepared for something heavy and tensed in anticipation, the *squeak* startles him.) What?
(A yellow, orange and white duck falls, accompanied by a light blue dog with its tongue sticking out. Each of them *squeak* on impact.)
Hiro: (Muffled laughter through the pile of toys.)
De Caffeinated: R u all thinking wat I'm thinking?
GoGo Gonzales: Yes.
You Can't Even: Most likely.
There Is No Spork: I like where this is headed.
Dumbo-Size: We're going on a trip…
Hiro: (Face falls in dread.)
Me: No.
Dumbo-Size: On our favorite robot-ship.
Me: Why.
GoGo Gonzales: ZOOMING THROO THE SKY
You Can't Even: ZOOMING THROUGH THE SKY
There Is No Spork: ZOOMING THRU THE SKY
De Caffeinated: ZOOMING THRU THE SKY!
Dumbo-Size: You're 'Little Einstein'! XD
(Hiro's P.O.V)
(A crack of light seeps through the mess of toys, his laughter buffered by the heap on top of him. He sees movement beyond the pile and a flash of yellow.)
(Through some struggling, the toys on his face fall to the side in time for him to see Honey brandishing her mostly-full tub in his direction. Almost in slow-motion, a rainbow of stuffed animals rains down on him as his aunt's camera captures the moment. The last of his vision is cut off by a Baymax plushie.)
A/N: Holy carp, this was tough.
I loved your enthusiasm for the last chapter! All of your bloopers were great, I couldn't pick out a best.
Before I go, I'd like to apologise for the massive break between chapters. I'm writing the sequel and this at the same time, as well as dealing with holiday homework. I know this is short, but I didn't want to make the humour seem forced. Thank you all for your patience.
Special shout-out to my dear friend and Beta-Reader for this story, Fernblaze the Fangirl! She's been a huge support in getting my butt back in gear for FanFiction. That Baymax line, with the * beside it? Thank her.
Also, if there's anything I can do in terms of formatting to make these easier to read, feel free to tell me. :)
Challenge: Come up with new contact names for each character. One entry per person, please. XD
R.R's:
Destiny Wing: Thanks! Glad I could make you smile. XD 'Funeral tune on invisible trumpets'... made me smile so hard. :D Why would you trip poor Tadashi?
Animal Lover: Haha, nice. ;) I can see that happening.
hamadabrosrule: It does not suck. (Someone's been watching too many crack videos :P)
hamadabrosrule (2): Well that was strange. O.o
Alikay3196: Thank you! XD He does, doesn't he? I didn't notice before you pointed it out. I can imagine Hiro saying "Take me with you." on that last line.
narniac4aslan: Sorry! I can't say I'll avoid those kinds of bloopers in the future. ;)
Animal Lover (2): Aaaand there's the crossover. :P Flawless.
Animal Lover (3): That's adorable! I can imagine Toothless messing up the exhibition. :)
Sharon: That's such a Hiro thing to do. :)
Sharon (2): More crack!
Guest: I can't get the jazz hands out of my head. XD
Servo: I like your bloopers too! I can imagine them as if they were a part of the end credits. Good job. Here you go. :)
Animal Lover (4): A beautiful break of the fourth wall, having fangirls interact with the cast. :D (Now I'm imagining the fangirls with the personality of the seagulls from Finding Nemo. "Tadashi! Tada - Tadashi! Tadashi!") XD
Momijifan Low-Ki: Here is more!
Bighero6fan D: Thanks so much!
RealDone Universe: You are so right! Thanks, they were fun to write. Sadly, I don't think HISHE did their best on the 'Big Hero 6 Shortcut'.
MJ Beta P: Glad you enjoyed it. :D
majishan: Aw, sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you!
That's all for now. See ya next update!