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Day 1 (Monday) – 7:14pm – The Dining Room

Dipper: This is Dipper speaking here and this is my Day One entry at the Big Brother Diary Room. So far... the food situation isn't looking good.

The eight housemates were all huddled together around the dining table, pondering over what to eat. All the ingredients were laid on the middle of the table, yet no-one wanted to move a muscle to grab one.

"Y'know, I'm surprised that no-one here wants to cook!" Marco broke the silence.

"Why don't you cook?" Rigby suggested, his stomach grumbling.

"I would but... I only know how to make Nachos but we don't have any tortillas!" Marco explained.

"Let's eat the chocolate from the Fridge!" Mabel suggested, a grin visible on her face. She proceeded to stand from her seat before Dipper stopped her.

"I don't think that's a good idea!" Dipper said, "We should eat an actual meal." Star frowned in response.

"You're no fun!" she replied, "Chocolate is delicious!"

"It is but we can't eat it for dinner!" Marco protested.

"If we can't, what else is there?" Mabel questioned, eyeing the fridge carefully.

"Don't worry everyone; I'll make us some sandwiches!" Eileen chimed in.

"Everyone can make sandwiches Eileen," Rigby butted in, "It's practically your job."

"Excuse me?" Eileen responded, clearly annoyed at Rigby's comment, "You visit me every day! How about you? All you do is mess around in the Park and even you mess that up!"

"You're starting to sound like Benson!" Rigby remarked, his mouth turning into a frown. While the two of them were arguing, everyone else sat around awkwardly, listening and waiting for them to finish. Gumball leaned to the left towards Penny.

"Oh boy..." Gumball whispered, rolling his eyes.

Marco: When we were all discussing dinner, suddenly Rigby & Eileen start arguing about their lives. It's like we were just invisible!

Mabel: I just wanted them to hug!

"SHUT UP!" Dipper yelled, his voice echoing across the dining room. The raccoon and mole stopped bickering. He cleared his throat and spoke up,

"Yeah, we all know that you hate each other but all of us are basically hungry!" Dipper complained, "Does anyone here want to cook?"

Eileen: I wouldn't say hate, it's more like "mildly annoyed".

Rigby: I kinda like... ok like like Eileen but sometimes, she goes on these huge rants all of a sudden as if I'm her worst enemy. I don't tell her how to live my life!

The sounds of "no" & "probably not" came from most of the housemates. However, Penny had a different reply.

"I think I can... I mean technically it's only one recipe but..."

"That's perfect! Do we have the ingredients?"

"Well... yeah there's not much in it..."

"So?"

"Well, my dad told me how to make scrambled eggs but... what if I mess up?"

Gumball patted her on the back, "Penny, your eggs are amazing!"

"Who cares if you stuff up anyway?" Star beamed, "We still have chocolate in the fridge!"

"Yeah, it's not like you're gonna stuff up something that only has eggs in it." Rigby commented sarcastically. Eileen punched his shoulder in response. "What, I'm just being honest!" Rigby frowned, "Besides, I'm allergic to eggs."

Eileen blushed in embarrassment, "Oh yeah... I forgot about that.". Eileen tapped her finger on her chin, thinking off an alternative meal for Rigby.

"How about a Peanut-Butter & Jelly sandwich?" Dipper suggested. Gumball shook his head in response.

"Dude, you just said that with a straight face in front of a peanut... well my girlfriend used to anyways..."

Penny laughed, 'It's alright. That sounds like a great idea!"

"But we don't have jelly!"

"Oh well," Rigby shrugged, "I'm alright with a peanut butter sandwich."

Penny excused herself, got up from her chair and walked around the kitchen, grabbing a carton of eggs, a loaf of bread and some peanut butter as well various cooking utensils. She put a bowl near the stove and started to beat the eggs in it. As Penny continued whisking them, Eileen stood up and walked towards Penny, with the intention of cooking alongside her.

"Hey, let me help you," Eileen offered.

"You sure?" Penny questioned. Eileen smiled in response.

"I work at a coffee place. I know a few things about making food."

"You said you only made sandwiches."

"That's the only thing I'm comfortable at making," Eileen admitted, "But seriously, I know a few cooking tricks up my sleeve."

Penny poured the eggs out of the bowl and onto a frypan. She turned on the stove and started to cook them. Eileen grabbed the butter from the fridge and added a spoonful of butter onto the eggs. Penny paused and looked at Eileen.

"What are you doing?" Penny asked, obviously confused about her intentions.

Eileen stood and smiled, "Trust me; this will make your eggs taste better!"

"If you say so." Penny mumbled. She didn't trust Eileen that much yet but went along with it. As the eggs continued to sizzle, Eileen moved over to toast the slices of bread. As the minutes ticked on and the eggs were slowly getting cooked, the two of them engaged in casual conversation.

"So what job do you have?" Eileen asked.

"I'm still in school!" she responded with a giggle,

"Well then..." Eileen said turning gray, "what do you study?"

"It's the usual. I do subjects like Maths, English but I'm also a cheerleader!"

"Nice," Eileen smiled, "I noticed that you and Gumball joined as a dated. How long have you been going out for?"

"Oh, it's just a little bit over six months. How about Rigby?"

"Yeah, it was an on and off relationship thing. I rather not talk about it."

Penny: Poor girl.

"I think the food is cooked now!" Eileen reminded her, the smell of freshly cooked eggs filling both of their noses. Penny gasped and turned off the stove while Eileen walked to the cupboard for some plates. She turned around, grabbed several plates and lined them up near the stove. Soon enough, the slices of bread were turned into scrambled egg sandwiches. Well most of them anyways. One of them was a peanut butter sandwich for Rigby. Eileen smiled at the thought she put into Rigby. How did she fall for him in the first place?

Satisfied from her daily thinking about Rigby, Eileen put the sandwiches on each plate and placed the cutlery on the dining table. The dinner table was set-up and everyone was eyeing their sandwiches in front of them. Before anyone of them could eat, Eileen grabbed a nearby spoon and tapped her glass with it. A ding sound resonated across the room, letting everyone's attention focus on her.

"Let's raise our glasses everyone!" Eileen announced, grabbing her glass of water and raising it towards the middle. She looked around and saw everyone do the same.

"To Big Brother!" Penny cheered happily.

"To Big Brother!" Everyone else repeated less enthusiastically before drinking their glasses of water... or at least sip in the case of everyone except Mabel, Gumball & Star. Everyone dag into their dinner with their mouths.

Penny: When we were eating, everyone seemed to enjoy my scrambled eggs

"Dis is relly amazun!" Gumball complimented, his mouth still full of scrambled eggs and toast. He swallowed and grinned, "What did you put in it Penny?"

"Well, it's mostly the same recipe I use all time," Penny replied with a smile. She paused for a second, looking over at Eileen, "But I got Eileen to help."

Star: I'm loving this place already! I'm already excited at who the new housemates! What if Pony Head is one of them! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, I'm so excited!

Day 2 (Tuesday) – 12:51am – The Living Room

"Uggghhh, I can't take it anymore!" Marco stated, covering his ears with a pillow. His eyes were bloodshot from tiredness and he was kept awake by Gumball's & Rigby's late night video-gaming. The house was shrouded in complete darkness except for the dim light that was coming from the living room. However, he could fully hear the television from the living room. For Marco, it felt like the same sound effects were played every five seconds.

"Huh?" Star replied sleepily, lying down next to Marco, not knowing what was going on.

"I'm going to put a stop to this!" Marco declared. He took off and ran to where the gaming was coming from.

"Okay, you do that," Star replied to no-one in particular before drifting back to sleep.

Marco: It's almost 1am in the morning! Don't they know that people are SLEEPING?

"WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?!" Marco yelled, frightening the two mammals. Around them, Marco could see the Living Room was a mess. There were Dorito stains and Mountain Dew spilled everywhere. Rigby quickly paused the game and tried to explain.

"We were gonna finish this level before we went to sleep! We swear!" Rigby pleaded. Marco didn't buy the excuse.

"YOU SAID THAT TWO HOURS AGO!" Marco countered, "AND THIS LEVEL LOOKS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! YOU WEREN'T IN A CAVE WHEN I CHECKED YOU BEFORE."

"C'mon, this level will only take five more minutes!" Gumball begged.

Marco sighed and lowered his voice down, "Ok, fine. But you better be done in five minutes! I'm really tired so I'm going back to bed."

Marco left the living room and semi-sleepwalked back to his bed. Once Rigby was sure he was gone, he unpaused and continued to play. Gumball snickered as he moved his character around the blocky world.

"Do you think Marco will ever realize that Minecraft only has one level?" Gumball asked, pressing buttons on his Xbox 360 controller.

"Nah," Rigby laughed sinisterly as a creeper was killed by Rigby's sword on the screen.

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