Summary: Finally it's about time I updated this story! This time The Koopa Bros try and take a stand to the Boos who've been haunting them at night recently all for one reason. The Koopa Bros had recently stolen a valuable possession from the Boos at Boo's Mansion, but they're about to learn a lesson you'll never forget…never and I repeat NEVER mess with Lady Bow!
I gotta say I really enjoyed the parts with Lady Bow and I'm sure you'll love her parts as well! I can't wait till she finally enters Of Glitz and Glory after writing this episode! Some parts may appear to be stupid, but it's another great and hilarious episode!
Episode 2: The Boos Revenge
On the top of Boo's Mansion a meeting was called to order. All the Boos living inside the mansion were gathered in the ballroom like room on the 3rd floor for a very important meeting. The Boo Mansion had been recently robbed and the leader of the Boos, owner of the mansion, and Boo Princess; Lady Bow was not pleased. All the Boos waited for Bow to appear and they were greeted by her butler, Bootler. He told them "Alright settle down everyone! May I present the fairest of all Boos, Lady Bow!"
Bow appeared by Bootler's side holding her deadly fan to her face laughing "GWAH HEE HA HA HA!!!"
The Boos started to cheer "YAAAAAY!!! IT'S LADY BOW!!!"
Bow smirked to the crowd telling them "Oh thank you! You're too kind! Now everyone listen up!" The Boos all listened to her since they were all so attached to their princess, and all the male Boos were overwhelmed by her beauty. Bow announced "Now as you all may have heard, yep! The rumors are true, we have been robbed last night of the Ruby Crown, a family heirloom passed down from generation to generation."
"Who stole it!"
"What time!?"
"Who would wanna mess with you!?"
Bootler told everyone "Settle down everybody! Let our fair lady speak!"
"Thank you Bootler!" Bow thanked Bootler. Bow continued "Now to answer your questions, we were robbed around 10 o'clock in the evening. I have heard from one of our fellow Boos from Gusty Gulch that he saw 4 suspicious Koopa Troopas sneak into the mansion last night."A random Boo from the crowd asked "Who were they!?"
Bow continued, looking angry all of a sudden "It was none other than those rotten brats who think they're the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles…The Koopa Bros!"
The Boos all laughed "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Okay, now that's funny!" A Boo chuckled.
"They actually pulled off a robbery!?"
"They're nothing but a joke!"
Bow laughed to herself "Yeah, I know! GWAH HEE HA HA HA!!!" She put away her fan and continued "Well anyway, The Koopa Bros stole the Ruby Crown and they're currently residing in an apartment building in Toad Town, with the Crown in their posession!"
A random Boo asked "So…what do we do!?"
"What do we do!? What do you think! We do what we do best! Scare the living hell outta them! GWAH HEE HA HA HA!!!" Bow held her fan up to her face as she laughed as usual. She continued to come up with a plan "Okay, so for the next few days we're gonna do whatever we can to scare them enough to their breaking point. They should end up trying to come to my glorious mansion to put up a fight where we trap them and force them to give up the Ruby Crown." She continued "Now from what I've learned from my dear friend Bombette we should target Yellow first since he's really nothing but a childish crybaby. Then we go after Green who shouldn't be too bad. But I have a feeling it'll take the extra effort to get to Black and Red. Black should be the hardest I think but nothing we can't handle…So who's with me!"
All the Boos in the room shouted "LET'S HAUNT THEM!!!"
A massive boo appeared in front of Bow saying "Bring it! I'm gonna haunt those mutha f---kas!"
Bow was glad to see the Big Boo had finally arrived and she said "Finally you show up! We could really use your help!"
The Big Boo replied in that gangster/tough guy voice of his "Oh you know I'll come through for you Lady Bow!"
"Good! Now everybody…We strike at evening!"
"YEAAAAH!!!!!"
"GWAH HEE HA HA HA!!! Those fools won't know what hit them!" Lady Bow grinned at the thought of victory over The Koopa Bros.
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It was around 9pm, just a few hours after Lady Bow met with the Boos in the mansion. The Koopa Bros sat in the living room of their 1 bedroom apartment watching a movie with tons of chips, popcorn, and drinks laying around the coffee table. They just sat around, watching Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen, nothing unusual for today. Black said out loud "Dudes, isn't this the most badass movie you've ever seen!"
Red replied quietly "Uh huh! It's getting pretty intense!" Red watched as the epicness of Devastator began to come into play.
"You said it dude!" Black replied back.
They continued to watch for a few minutes and with about 20 minutes in the movie Yellow asked Red "Hey dude…you wouldn't mind getting me a chuckola cola would you?"
Red replied rudely to Yellow like he always did to whenever Yellow asked something of him "Dude, get off your lazy ass and get it yourself!"
"C'mon Red! Can't you just do me one favor for once!""Nope! I'm not wasting my time for you!"
Yellow sighed as he got off the couch "Awww…Why do I even bother anymore! Pause the movie for me okay!"
Red answered "Yeah whatever!" Red quickly paused the movie and as Yellow walked away he unpaused it.
Black snapped at Red "Dude! He told you to pause it!"
Red snickered "Pffffft! Dude, do you wanna finish the movie or what!"
"Well yeah, but what about Yellow? He's the one who wanted to see this movie so bad, as well as me."
"Forget him! By the time he gets back the movie will be over! Besides, Green's the one with all the Chuckola Cola!"
"That's right dude!" Green pulled out the Chuckola Cola from underneath his arm chair and snickered to himself.
Black told Red and Green "You guys are assholes……But that's pretty funny!"
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Yellow walked into the enclosed kitchen. The kitchen was light enough for Yellow to see and he didn't really feel the need to turn the light on. He walked up to the fridge searching for his Chuckola Cola he wanted so bad and as he searched he said "Hmmm…I wonder where Red put the Chuckola Colas."
Yellow continued to search, but all of a sudden he heard a voice giggle "EeeHeeHeeHeeHeeHee!"
Yellow turned around feeling the urge to see if anything was behind him. He said out loud "Uh…Hello? Anyone there?" He looked back and forth noticing nobody was there. He reassured himself "Okaaay…I guess there's nobody there." He then closed the fridge and headed over to the pantry to check for his chuckola cola.
The voice began to giggle again "EeeHeeHeeHeeHeeHeeHee!"
Yellow turned around and said "Okay! This isn't funny, whoever keeps laughing stop trying to play games with me!" He opened up the pantry and all of a sudden a dozen Boos flew out and about. If there was anything Yellow was afraid of the most, it was Boos and Yellow jumped back and shrieked "WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" He fell backwards on the ground and the Boos began to corner him. He started to whimper at the sight of the incoming Boos and he asked "Wh-Wh-What do you w-w-want fr-fr-from me!!!"
The Boos began to laugh "Eee Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee!!!" The then covered their eyes and then made their trademark scare face before they disappeared.
Yellow screamed "WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" He crawled under the table out of fear and got down on the ground and covered his eyes and began to shake. He tried to calm himself by saying to himself "O-O-Okay Yellow, t-they're gone n-n-n-now, everything's gonna be just…."
Before he could say 'just fine' a random Boo appeared from behind him, this time being Lady Bow herself and she laughed "GWAH HEE HA HA HA!!!"
Yellow went silent for a moment he uncovered his eyes and looked both ways. All of a sudden he came face to face with Lady Bow herself. He screamed "AAAAAHHHHHHHH…" He was cut short when Bow started to smack him repeatedly across the face, leaving him with bright red cheeks.
Bow started to laugh once again "GWAH HEE HA HA HA HA!!!" She disappeared, leaving Yellow so terrified he actually peed himself.
The lights turned on suddenly and Black stood at the door. He looked down at Yellow who shook uncontrollably from the Boos first attack. He asked "Uh dude? What's going on?"
Yellow stopped shaking and was surprised to see Black. He whined "Dude! It's the scariest thing ever! I-I tried to find the Chuckola Cola in the pantry and when I opened it up…several Boos flew out of it and they all scared me! It was so scary dude!" Yellow sniveled while he wiped the snot away from his nose.
Black told Yellow "Wow! Who would've known…Well anyway dude, you do know Green had the Chuckola Cola the whole time."
"H-He did?"
"Yeah! It was just a joke they wanted to do on you so they could finish the movie without you. Don't think that the Boos were planned dude!"
Yellow suddenly felt anger enter his mind and he knew he wouldn't have encountered the Boos if Red and Green didn't take all the Chuckola Cola. He grumbled "Grrrrrrr! They're so gonna get it soon!" Yellow had immediately thought of ways to get back at them.
Black grabbed him by the hand and pulled him off the ground and he said "Eh, forget it dude, what do you say you and me go kick that plumbers ass!"
Yellow replied as he got off the ground "Okay! Let's do it!!!" Video Games were the only thing that really took Yellow's mind off of fear and anger he felt.
Black sniffed the air and said "Dude…You reek! You smell like piss dude!"
Yellow replied, sounding embarrassed "Uh…Yeah dude…I kinda got so scared from the Boos that I might've pissed myself…Please don't tell Red dude! He'd just make fun of me for it!" Yellow got all embarrassed after telling Black.
"Relax dude! Like I'd ever tell Red you pissed yourself!" Black reassured Yellow.
A voice came from behind Black and said "Yellow pissed himself? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Red overheard Black talking since he was talking a little too loud. He said "Dude! What are you 5 years old!"
Green told Yellow, now standing in the kitchen with him and Black "Dude, you're 15 years old! You're too damn old to be peeing yourself!"
Yellow smacked himself in the face and said "Nice going Black!"
Black chuckled "Uh heh heh heh! Sorry dude!"
Red continued to laugh "BAH HAHAHAHAHA!!! You are so pathetic Yellow! BAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Yellow tried to ignore the insults Red spoke and told Green but he couldn't help himself and snapped back "Hey! Shut up dude! The Boos scared me that bad, you know I'm really afraid of Boos, so back off!" Red didn't respond back but glared at Yellow.
Black told Yellow "Dude just ignore him, we have some plumber ass to kick!" He dragged Yellow to their room so they could kick Mario and Luigi's ass on Super Smash Bros Brawl…They only way they can really defeat Mario.
"Okay, but now I gotta change my freaking boxers…Stupid Boos!!!" Yellow grumbled to himself/
Green chuckled to himself as Black and Yellow went to their room they all shared "Heh heh! You just got owned dude…By YELLOW!"
Red smacked Green in the back of the head and said "Shut up Green!"
Green shouted out "OWW! What the hell Red!"
"Think twice before you make comments like that dude!"
"Hmph! Whatever dude!" He then walked back to the living room as Red headed towards the front door. Green asked Red "Hey dude, what are you doing?"
"I think I'm gonna go out, hit the town for a bit!"
Green sat back down on the couch and changed the channel. He replied "Oh, well don't be too long dude!"
"Whatever! You're in charged while I'm gone…" Red opened the door, picking up the Ruby Crown on the way out. Before he left he said "…Oh and Green!"
"Yeah?"
"Make sure Black and Yellow don't try anything funny! Last time I went out alone, Black and Yellow doused my boxers and bandana in maple syrup!"
"Dude relax! They're just playing Super Smash Bros Brawl in our room!"
"Whatever dude! Well I'm leaving!"
"See ya!" Green waved good bye as he closed the door. He sighed in relief as he left "Finally! Now I can get some time to myself!" Green turned to the Discovery Channel and said "I wonder if anything goods on!"
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Red walked out onto the streets of Toad Town, holding the Ruby Crown in his hands. He told himself "Heh heh heh! Red, selling this crown has gotta be the smartest thing you've ever thought of! You are such a genius!" He walked towards the local shop near by and entered.
The Boos watched from a nearby building and Lady Bow observed the self-centered Koopa as he walked towards the shop. She had Bootler with her and 2 other Boos. She pointed him out "There he is, and he's got our crown!"
Bootler said "My Lady, If I'm correct it looks like he may be headed to sell the Ruby Crown."
"Of course I know he's gonna sell it Bootler! That thing is worth 1000000 coins! 1000000 coins that we CAN'T let him have!"
The Boo on her right asked "What are we gonna do!"
"Yeah?"
Bow said "I have a plan! I need someone to go down and possess the Toad running the shop. If we don't…chances are he'll sell the crown and become rich."
Bootler volunteered "I shall do as you say my lady!"
Bow thanked Bootler "Why thank you Bootler…HOWEVER I think this job would be better suited for Boomer!"
Boomer replied "For me! It is an honor Lady!"
"Now, off you go!" Bow ordered Boomer.
"Right away Lady Bow!" Boomer disappeared.
"GWAH HEE HA HA!!!" Lady Bow laughed.
Back with Red, Red was standing in the Toad Shop browsing. He was approached by the Toad Merchant who asked him "May I help you sir?"
Red held up the Ruby Crown and asked "Yeah dude! I was wondering how much I could get for this?"
"Oh my! What a rare item indeed…" Boomer appeared behind him and flew into his body. The Toad was possessed all of a sudden and he began twitch, but he stopped. He said "I'm sorry, I can't accept this. You'll have to try somewhere else if you wish to sell this crown?"
Red asked "Okaaaay…Then if you won't take it then who will!"
"Try going to Rougeport, they'll accept it there!"
"ROUGEPORT! What the hell!!! I'm not going that far to sell a damn crown!" Red shouted out in rage.
"My apologies sir, try somewhere else." The possessed Toad continued.
Red stormed out of the place grumbling to himself "Goddamn it! Lousy good for nothing Toad! He'll get it someday!" He kept grumbling to himself until he saw a pink shelled Koopa Troopa wearing a green hat with pink ribbons. He noticed her and said to himself "Well lookie here!" He started to approach her and greeted her in a flirty mood "Well well well! If it isn't Kylie Koopa herself!"
Kylie sat on the bench and groaned in disgust at the sight of Red "Ugh! What the hell do you think you're doing here! I thought I ordered a restraining order against you!"
Red chuckled "Heh heh heh! Restraining order my ass Pfffffft! No restraining order is gonna keep me from getting to you!" Red sat next to her and started to nudge her in the elbow.
"Get the hell away from me!" She pushed Red off the seat, but that didn't stop him from attempting to flirt with her.
"What's the matter baby! I thought we had something special!" Red got back up on the bench.
"No we never did! In fact I'd rather walk around town without a shell on than ever go out with you again loser!"
Red gave her a smirk saying "Ooohhhhhh! Now that'd look pretty damn hot!"
Kylie smacked Red across the face and said "You see! This is exactly why I dumped you! You're ignorant, you're too self-centered, you're a jack ass, and lastly you're a fricken pervert, in fact I should call the cops right now!"
Red rubbed his cheek and he said "No need to get those losers over here!"
Kylie Koopa growled "Then get the hell away from me!!!"
"C'mon baby! Just one quick kiss is all I…
"NOW!!!!" Kylie shouted in rage.
Red jumped off the bench and replied "OKAY OKAY!!!" He walked away, flipping her off as he walked off.
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Back at the Koopa Bros apartment, Green was fast asleep on the couch. It was around 10 pm and he was the only one sleeping in the house at the moment. He woke up noticing the TV was still on and he yawned "Uhhhhhh…What time is…it?" He looked around to notice he was still in the living room with the TV on. He said to himself looking at the TV "That's funny? I remember turning the TV off…" He turned off the TV, but along with the TV all the power in the house went off. He said to himself as he looked around frantically "What the hell?" He tried to feel around for the matches that were placed on the end table.
All of a sudden a voice giggled "EeeHeeHeeHeeHeeHeeHee!"
Green stopped dead in his tracks and asked "Yellow? Black? Is that you?" He found the matches and said "Ah! Here they are." He struck the match against the grainy sand paper edge of the box and the light from the small match illuminated the room.
As Green picked up a candle and lit it he heard the voice again "EeeHeeHeeHeeHee!"
"Okay! What the hell is going on here?" He walked over to a power outlet and started to turn some switches, but nothing happened. He asked himself "Okay, now this is getting weird!" He suddenly heard some noises the bedroom and asked "Hello?" He opened the door and looked for Black and Yellow. He asked "Dudes? What's going on here?" He looked at Black and Yellow who were knocked unconscious on their beds, obviously Black's bed had black blankets and Yellow's had yellow blankets. He tried nudging Black and Yellow, but no response came from them. He pointed the candle towards Black and noticed a note. He said "Hey…what's this…" He read the note "Boo's Mansion…Tomorrow…" He looked at it and said "Huh? Boos Mansion…The place we stole the Ruby Crown from."
A voice called out, with a deep tone "You the fool who stole the crown!"
"Huh!? Who said that?" Green asked.
"Your worst nightmare…" A large Boo appeared in the room and chuckled "AHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Green shrieked "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" He watched as the Boo drew in close to devour him whole.
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Green shot up out of the couch shouting "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" He realized he was having nothing but a bad dream and he was covered in sweat. He panted "Phew….I guess…It was nothing but a bad dream…" He wiped the sweat away from his forehead, realizing the TV was off just as the way he left it. He pondered the dream for a moment and wondered "But…Did it mean anything?"
The front door swung open, Red stood at the door carrying the Ruby Crown. He noticed Green was shocked and frightened and asked "Dude? What's up with you? You look like you saw a freaking ghost!"
Green explained as he walked over to Red "That's cause they're haunting my dreams you ass! And I think they're mad at us for stealing the crown!"
Red looked down at the crown and back up at Green. He told him "Dude…Do I really look like I give a damn?"
"I don't care if you give a damn or not dude! I'm pretty sure that nightmare had some meaning!"
Red rolled his eyes and told him "Dude, you REALLY gotta stop thinking through things like dreams!"
"But dude! It's serious, I even found a message in the dream that said 'Boo's Mansion, tomorrow. Besides, didn't you know Boos can haunt you through your dreams?"
Red walked in and headed towards their bedroom and said "You are such a nerd, dude! Like I'm gonna believe what you say dude. Haven't you ever thought of you're overreacting!"
Green sighed "Uhhhh…You never listen do you!" He followed Red into the bedroom and noticed Black and Yellow were still up, still playing Super Smash Bros Brawl. Green asked "Dudes, you're still up?"
Black replied as he paused the game "Yeah dude!"
Red ordered Black and Yellow "Well I'm going to bed, turn that off dudes!"
Yellow pleaded "Aw c'mon Red! Can't we play a little longer!"
Black asked "Yeah dude, we're kicking some serious ass!" Black looked at the screen seeing Wario and Ganondorf about to attack Mario.
Green looked at the screen and said as he threw off his shell and threw on his favorite green t-shirt. He asked "Hey keep on playing, I wanna see you kick Mario's ass!"
"Okay!"
"No, Not okay! Some people want to get to sleep!" Red said as he climbed up onto his top bunk, right above Blacks.
"By some people, do you mean you?" Green asked sarcastically.
"What you too Green! Whatever, I'll just end this myself!" He picked up a Wii Mote and as Black and Yellow continued and he turned it off.
Black and Yellow whined "HEY!!!!"
"Alright, everyone in bed now! We got a big day ahead of us and I don't want to see a bunch of slackers in tomorrows training session." Red grumbled as he turned out the light. Black and Yellow reluctantly gave up and got in their beds along with Green.
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The following day Red, Black, Green, and Yellow all woke up around the same time. Green and Yellow we're quaking in fear since they were constantly being haunted by the Boos in their sleep. Black approached them in the kitchen and Yellow and Green sat at the kitchen table trying to enjoy a bowl of cereal but were a little shaken up from the previous night. Black asked "Dudes, what's got you spooked like this?"
Green was the first to reply "Dude, I think we're being targeted!"
"For what, an attack?"
"No! I think the Boos are after us! Isn't it a coincidence that once the Ruby Crown was stolen from them, they started haunting me and Yellow?"
"Nope! Not at all dude!" Black replied rather. He continued "Oh! Well I got bad news?"
Yellow asked "We're not going to the party tonight?"
"No, we're still going…but Red wants us down in the forest for an early training session, he told me he wants us out there at 7:00 sharp!"
"WHAT!?"
"Uh huh dudes…"
"But it's 6:57 right now! And I'm still eating!" Yellow said as he shoved a spoonful of Frosted Koopa O's in his mouth.
Green said "So?"
"I can't train on an empty stomach dude! Having a good breakfast is the best way to get my day started!"
Black told Yellow "Well bring breakfast with you dude, Red's gonna kill me if I don't get you down there." Black said as if he cared about Red's orders for once.
"Okay!" Yellow said as he got up from the table, carrying his bowl in his right hand. Green was already finished with breakfast. They walked up to the front door, but as Black reached for the door handle, the door swung open, and knocked him on his back.
Black shouted out "AW DUDE!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!" He squirmed and did whatever he could to try and get back on his feet.
Red was at the door and he looked down and Black and he sarcastically said "Whoops!"
"Can someone get me up!" Black asked his brothers and immediately received help from Yellow. Once he was back on his feet he thanked him "Hey thanks bro!"
"No problem Black!" Yellow replied.
Red finally stated "Dudes, Hurry up and get down to the forest immediately…and Yellow."
"Yes Red?"
"Did I say you could bring breakfast along?"
"Uhhh…no, but then again you never said anything!" Yellow nervously replied hoping Red wouldn't force him to go without breakfast.
"Well think again dude!" Red smacked the bowl out of Yellow's hand.
Yellow whined "DUDE!!! What was that for!" Yellow noticed Red had caused the bowl to shatter.
Green shouted "You owe me another bowl dude! I just bought that thing!"
"Hmph! Like I care about your precious bowl! Now let's go dudes!" Red ordered his bros as he walked out. Black, Green, and Yellow soon followed.
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Deep within the foggy forest Lady Bow observed the targets laid out around the area, with boxes full of Koopa Shell Stars. She was accompanied by Bootler and she thought of the perfect plan. She said "Ah! Nothing like a foggy morning huh Bootler!"
"Yes my Lady, it sure brings out the spookiness in the forest!"
"Well anyway, I've decided we're gonna pull a full scale attack right here in the middle of their training session. Red is known to get really pissed when interrupted during training."
"Shall I round up some of the other Boos?"
"Well no duh! I want this to be big! If this works they'll be bound to head for the mansion! GWAH HEE HA HA HA!!!" Lady Bow and Bootler disappeared and waited for Red and his bros.
The Koopa Bros soon walked into the dense forest to the area Red set up. Red told his bros "It's right over here dudes?"
Yellow whined "Dude! Can't we train later, I'm still hungry and It's so creepy here!" Yellow looked around noticing the fog covered the forest in a thick layer, but there was enough visibility to see the targets Red had set up.
"Dude quit your bitchin' and suck it up!" He walked in front of a box full of Koopa Shell Stars and he explained "Okay dudes, today we're gonna work on our star throwing skills."
Green asked "Why do we need to train for that! We've nearly mastered star throwing!"
"Yeah well we've never trained in the fog before!" He picked up the bladed koopa shell star and he said "Now watch and learn dudes!" He pointed to a red targed about 10 feet away from them and demonstrated as he threw the star into the distance and his accuracy was correct, so it ended up hitting the target dead center.
Yellow and Black were impressed that he managed to hit a bulls eye from 10 feetr away with such thick fog and said "WHOA!!! That was awesome!" They said it at the same time.
Green however didn't care and he mumbled to himself "Hpmh! I could do that blindfolded!"
Red ordered his bros "Okay, now grab a star and let's get crackin' dudes!" He picked up a few stars and waited for his bros to get some.
Black said to himself "This should be easy!" He aimed for a target on a tree about 15 feet away and whipped it at the target. He watched as it flew towards it and hit the target in the center and he cheered "Bulls eye!"
Yellow congratulated him "Nice shot Black!"
"Thanks dude!" He started to fire a few more as Green started to throw some.
Red watched as Black and Green skillfully threw the Koopa shell stars at their targets and threw some around in the mean time. He noticed Yellow was just standing around and waiting to throw his stars, looking for a target. Red asked "Dude! What's the hold up! Get throwing those Koopa shell stars!"
Yellow apologized "Sorry dude! It's just that…something's not right here!"
"What the hell are you talking about dude!" Red gave Yellow a weird look as he talked.
"I don't know! I'm getting the weirdest feeling now and it sends chills up my back!"
"Like I care! Get to work dude! We're burning day light!"
"Okay Red, if you say so…" Yellow started to chuck some stars at the targets as well, nailing some bulls eyes."
Black cheered as he hit a few more "OH YEAH!!! WHO'S NUMBER 1!!!"
"Not you!" Green said.
"Who asked you!" Black replied.
Some whispers could be heard in the background which broke Red's focus and caused him to miss his target. He groaned "ARGH!!! Who keeps whispering!"
"EeeHeeHeeHeeHeeHeeHee!!!"
Black asked "What's wrong with you dude!" He looked at Red who was now looking around.
Red told him "Someone's watching us! I can hear it all around us!"
"I don't hear anything!"
Yellow said "Yeah! Me too, dude!" All of a sudden about 50 Boos appeared in the area swooping down at the Koopa Bros, screaming and such. Yellow shrieked "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" He hid in his shell to avoid further tormenting.
Red screamed "WHAT THE HELL!!!"
Green tried to remain calm and he said " What did I tell you dude! We're being targeted!!!" Green dodged an incoming Boo as they all tried to tackle the Koopa Bros.
Red said "Doesn't matter! Don't let them interrupt us! Show them what we've got!"
Black said with a whole lot of confidence "YEAH! Now this is what I call target practice!" He dodged a few more Boos and slid in his shell over to the box containing the stars. He tried to throw them at the Boos, managing to hit one causing it to disappear. "YEAH!!!!" Black shouted in joy.
Red noticed Yellow was hiding in his shell on the ground and he shouted out "YELLOW!!! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND HELP!!!"
Yellow called out, trying to prove he wasn't a crybaby "O-Okay…" He came out of his shell and watched as the Boos swooped down on them he started to throw stars at them as well, but had no success but he never gave up.
Above the chaos the Boos were causing, and as a few more Boos disappeared Lady Bow and Bootler watched. Lady Bow laughed "GWAH HEE HA HA HA!!!! I believe this is going quite well!"
"Yes indeed my fair Lady!" Bootler replied.
"I know! Call up the Big Boo, tell him to deliver a message to them."
"I shall summon him at once!" Bootler then called out "Oh Big Boo, do you hear me!"
The Big Boo appeared in front of Lady Bow and Bootler and asked "You called?"
Bow explained "Yes we did! I want you to get in there and tell them to travel deep within Forever Forest and meet me in my lovely mansion! There I shall force the Ruby Crown out of them!"
"I'm right on it Lady!" The Big Boo disappeared.
Back with Red and his bros they continued to fight off the Boos. Red shouted "DON'T GIVE UP DUDES!" He watched as the Big Boo finally appeared and asked "Wow, this guys a little late!"
Black shouted out "HOLY CRAP!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING!!!"
"It's called an Atomic Boo dude!" Green said.
"Well it's gonna be an atomic nothing when I'm done with it!" Black muttered.
The Big Boo began to speak "EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AT ONCE!!!" Everyone froze in place and as they did, even the Boos. The Big Boo made an announcement "I got a message for the pathetic little brats known as the Koopa Bros!"
Red shouted back "HEY! We're not pathetic!"
Yellow said "We're not brats!"
Black threw in "We're awesome dude!"
"We're the Koopa Bros!!!" Green threw im
"Hey! That's my line!"
"Shut up Red!"
The Big Boo roared "QUIET!!! Now listen up good! You mutha f--kas betta' get yo' asses down to Boos Mansion immediately!"
"And what if we don't!"
"We shall forever haunt you!"
"Alright! Fine! We'll go over to your precious mansion and kick your ass there!"
"It's through Forever Forest, don't get lost and hurry! Or I'll have Lady Bow kick yo' asses herself!" Every single Boo in the area disappeared.
Yellow sighed in relief "Phew! They're gone!"
Black said "I didn't think that would ever end!"
Red ordered his bros "Whatever dudes, let's just go find that fricken mansion and show find that Lady Bow!"
Green threw in "Might I remind you that she's a friend of Mario and she was there in Bowser's Castle. Remember hearing that she completely owned Tubba Blubba, and the Anti Guy Unit?"
"Hmph! So what if she took down a few suckers! She can never take on us!" Red and his bros retreated to Forever Forest and left everything where it was, bring a few stars with them in case.
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Deep within Forever Forest, the Koopa Bros wandered the endless forest searching for the way to Boos Mansion. Yellow was rather terrified of the place and whimpered "D-D-Dude…this place creeps me out! Why do we have to do this!"
Red reminded Yellow "Do you want the Boos to constantly haunt you or what dude!"
"No! I'd rather die than suffer through them everyday!!!" Yellow said, acting a little too over dramatic.
Green said as he searched the area for a difference in the branching paths "Dude, aren't you being a little too dramatic!"
"Okay! I guess it was a little too dramatic." Yellow continued with his bros and noticed a tree woke up and cackled with its red eyes and mouth. Yellow shrieked "WAAAAAH!!!!"
Black noticed there were no trees like that before and he said "This has gotta be the way!"
"Yeah, let's move one!" Green said.
As the opened the gate a Piranha Plant sprouted up from the ground and chomped down on Black's leg. Black shouted out in pain "YOOOOWCH!!!"
Red said "Dude! Where did that thing come from!!!"
"I-I don't know dude! URRRRGH LET GO OF ME!!!" Black tried to pull away from the Piranha Plant. He finally managed to get his leg uncaught, but left behind his shoe. He watched as the Piranha Plant started to rot and melt. He walked over to take back his shoe from the deceased Piranha Plant. He chuckled to himself "Heh heh heh! Now that was cool!"
Green said "Dude, you really gotta clean those things if it just did that to a Piranha Plant!"
Yellow threw in "Yeah dude! That odor is so strong I get nauseous from getting one whiff of it!"
"Dude, I don't see what's so bad about the smell! It smells fine to me!" He said as he took a whiff of the nasty odor, clearly liking it.
Red said "Aw dude! Just seeing you do that makes me wanna go throw up!"
"Let's just go already!" Black said as he slipped his shoe back on.
After more traveling and chaos the Koopa Bros finally reached a sign. Red read it out loud "If you have business at Boo's Mansion, head this way." He said to his bros "Well, I guess this is it!"
"Finally! I hate it in there!" Green sighed. They walked to the gate and opened it. It let to the front lawn of Boos Mansion.
Yellow whined "This place is so creepy dudes!"
"Shut up Yellow!" Red punched Yellow in the arm.
Yellow winced as he took the punch and whined "O-Okay…You didn't have to hit me dude!"
They walked up to the gate and opened it. They took a look at the 3 story eerie mansion and gulped as they walked up the dirt pathway. As they approached the doors Red said "This is it dudes! Be on your best guard!"
"I'm good!" Black said.
"Let's just get this over with!" Green sighed.
"Can I stay behind!" Yellow asked.
"NO! Now let's go!" They opened the door to find the main lobby of Boos Mansion. The looked around noticing the creaky wooden floors, antiques all around the place, a nearby stairs, and several portraits of Boos. There was a lone Boo in the Lobby and Red approached it and asked "Where the hell is your leader!"
The Boo replied looking at the arrogant Koopa "She's on the 3rd floor, take the stairs and hop into the portrait on the far right."
Green commented "Reminds me of Super Mario 64!"
Red said "Yeah dude!" He then took his bros up stairs and approached the painting of the Boo with a top hat and appeared on the 3rd floor. They walked into the doors and entered the ball room like room which was supposed to be Lady Bow's throne room or something.
Lady Bow laughed "GWAH HEE HA HA HA!!!" The Koopa Bros went silent and started to look around.
"I know that laugh!" Yellow stated.
Black said "It's her…"
Lady Bow appeared in her usual area accompanied by Bootler. She greeted them "If it isn't the Koopa Bros themselves! I am Lady Bow!"
Bootler introduced himself "And I am Lady Bow's humble servant, Bootler!"
Red demanded "What do you want! You're the one who ordered the attack aren't you!"
Yellow said, remembering the previous night "Hey! You're the Boo that smacked me!"
"Oohhh! Very observant for a gang of weaklings!"
"HEY! We're anything but weak!" Red snapped back.
Lady Bow explained "Whatever, let's just make this quick! I want the Ruby Crown back!!!"
Red remembered they had stolen the Ruby Crown two nights ago. He pulled it out and asked "This thing!"
"Yes, either give it up now and make things easy on yourself…OR we can do things MY way! GWAH HEE HA HA HA!!!"
"Like I'll ever return this treasure! This baby's gonna make me rich!"
"I guess we'll have to do things the hard way then! Bootler, do me a favor and tie these foolish Koopas up!"
"Right away my lady!" Bootler appeared in front of them and instantly tied them up and hung them from the chandelier.
Red demanded "HEY!!! PUT US DOWN!!!"
"YEAH!!!" Black threw in.
Lady Bow laughed "Naaaah, I think I'll just watch you idiots squirm and struggle to free yourselves! GWAH HEE HA HA HA!!! That is unless you want to give me the Ruby Crown back!"
"You wish!"
"Then I guess I'll have to do this!" Lady Bow floated over to them and pulled out her fan. She said "I guess it's time for a little joy ride! GWAH HEE HA HA HA!!!" She started to smack them with her fan causing them to spin around rapidly on the rope.
Red shouted "WHAT WAS THAT FOR!!!"
Yellow somehow enjoyed it and cheered as they spun around "WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!! DO THAT AGAIN!!!"
"NO YELLOW!!!" Green told him.
Lady Bow said "Okay!" She then started to smack them again resulting in the same effect. She laughed as the spun around "GWAH HEE HA HA HA!!! This is just too much fun!"
Red said as he was now starting to get dizzy "You're not gonna get your crown that easily!"
Green told Red "Just give it up Red, she's only gonna start smacking us again and that spinning is really making me feel like I'm gonna throw up dude!"
Black said "I don't even know how in the world Yellow is enjoying this!"
Yellow cheered "Dudes! It feels like a ride at an amusement park!!!"
"Shut up Yellow! Don't instigate her!"
Lady Bow started to smack them again and watched as they spun around. She told them "This is your last warning! Give up the crown…Or I'll be forced to take drastic measures!"
"Auuuuugh…I'm not gonna give up!" Red groaned.
"C'mon dude…I can't take much more!" Green whined.
"Last chance!" Lady Bow reminded Red.
Red finally sighed "Whatever….Take it you bitch! They wouldn't take it at the shop anyway!"
"Now you see things my way!" Lady Bow ordered Bootler then "Bootler! You may now untie our guests!"
"I shall do as you say immediately!" Bootler got the Koopa Bros down from the chandelier and untied them, retrieving the Ruby Crown and handing it to Lady Bow.
Bow laughed, looking down at the Koopa Bros, Red looked all down after having to give up the crown "GWAH HEE HA HA HA!!! The Ruby Crown is back where it belongs!!!"
Yellow giggled "Hehehehe! That was fun!"
"Dude shut up!" Red told Yellow.
Green groaned "Auuuugh…Glad you ended that Red!"
"Whatever dude! Let's just get the hell outta here!"
The Koopa Bros got off the ground but before they could leave Lady Bow stopped them and she told them "Better think twice before you mess with me again! I'm not gonna go so easy on you next time!"
"And don't think you can haunt us ever again!"
"I can't make any promises, but we'll leave you be…for now!" Lady Bow said as she watched them leave the 3rd floor.
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Black tried to cheer up Red as they left the mansion "Dude, it's not so bad losing the crown to that bitch! At least she won't haunt us no more!"
Yellow sighed "I'm glad they'll never haunt us again!"
"You do realize she said 'for now' right?" Green said.
"So?"
Red told his bros "Dudes, let's just get the hell outta here!"
"I'm with you on that one dude!" Black agreed.
"Yeah! Finally we can leave this creepy forest!" Yellow cheered in joy.
"Let's just hope she'll keep her promise dudes!" Red said.
They walked towards the gate and as they opened it Lady Bow appeared suddenly and shrieked "GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!"
The Kooap Bros all screamed "AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" They all ran away from Boos Mansion at an instant.
"GWAH HEE HA HA HA!!! They really thought I would leave them alone! They are so gullible!" Lady Bow returned to the mansion where she threw a party in celebration of retrieving the Ruby Crown.
FINALLY! This episode is finished, probably the longest chapter of anything yet! Once again Lady Bow's parts were my favorite and on a side note, I know Kylie Koopa is from the past but I wanted to have a Koopa for Red to hit on only to be rejected again. Next time on The Adventures of The Koopa Bros…Find out, NEXT EPISODE!!! New chapter for Of Glitz and Glory coming your way this month so watch out for that!
Any way think about it! This is The Yoshster, The Voice, The voice of the people!!! And TheYoshster's always happy to see you!