Disclaimer: I don't own either show, I didn't ask permission from either shows owners but both seasons have ended so they won't be missed till September at the earliest. I'll have them back by then promise!!! I freely admit they are not mine and I make no money from their use, so, don't sue!! Please and thank you!
Warning: Author has taken certain liberties with the laws of nature.
A/N: I know this chapter, as well as the last one are really short, especially compared to what I usually write. All in all this is going to be a much shorter story but I promise the next one will be at least a little bit longer.
A/N 2: I am ignoring both Kutner's and Jenny's death in this fic.
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NCIS in the House
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Chapter two
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"Toonnyyyyy." A tiny dark haired girl with large, wide brown eyes whined from her hospital bed her bottom lip sticking all the way out.
"Yes, itsy bitsy Ziva-kins?" Tony asked all innocently holding the remote just out of her significantly shortened reach.
"I was watching that!" She complained.
"The History channel? Come on that is soooo boring, this is much better. It's a classic, who doesn't love 007?"
"Do not make me kick your ass!" She threatened; though the threat coming from a four year old was much less scary to the other agent then it previously would have been.
"Oh really? I'm soooo-ooo-ooo not scared of you!! I can take you one hand tied behind my back and blind folded. Give you a one way ticket back to munchkin land!"
Ziva had just stood up on the bed getting ready to jump at Tony when Gibbs entered the room. Walking over to them Gibbs landed a single swat to Ziva's bottom with his left hand and a single swat to the back of Tony's head with the right.
"Knock it off, both of you. Ziva sit down, DiNozzo give Ziva back the remote." He scolded.
Ziva squeaked and quickly plopped down on her bottom as Tony flinched and tossed the remote back over to her, both of them pouting.
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House stood in front of his white board, blue dry erase marker in hand. Written on the board was the one and only symptom "Sudden Loss of 30 years of age"
"Thoughts?" He asked his underlings, turning to give them all a look that said if anyone suggested Lupus they would be fired.
"Her file says she is Israeli." Kutner pointed out.
"Yes, and that has what to do with anything?" House asked "The last I checked Jews weren't predisposed to random de aging" He growled at the younger man.
"No but they are predisposed to many other genetic conditions. Maybe she has one that is simply displaying itself in a way we have never seen before." He defended.
House made a shooing motion with his hand at Kutner "Go, run genetic tests." He ordered. Once Kutner was gone from the room he turned back to the remaining three doctors "Now, does anyone have a PLAUSABLE diagnosis?"