i woek up an got dersd. i put on a baggy blak jackit an a shor dark red miniskit. i had ripd up eggengs to. i put on spiky blak bots an went donsares to eet bekfest.
mah mom maed egg. "happ morneng" se tol me. "yeh hai mahm" i sed, i ate al mah fod an se sed "get i nda car kids. i wel driev u to skel."
me an mah ssier got in te car. mah mum pulld owt of da drivewa...aND HIT A KID!1111111
"omaigawd killd kenneh" a boy with a bloo hat sed.
"u basterds!11" a boy wit a gren hat sed.
"no im fien te kid sad. he got up an wockd bak ovr to his frends.
"sop worying abot keny u stupid jews" a rly rly fat kdi sed. tey wockd off...but i cound sop tinking abot te hot boi wit te gren hat...i new i h ad to get 2 no him an ge him 2 be mai boifrne,d.