Two Tailz: Why grandma... WHY!! I thought you loved me... -whimper-

Vamp: Please excuse her... our grandma, being the religious person she is, made us watch 2 hours of veggie tales... taking what little sanity she had left... so sad.

Dissy: Poor Two Tailz... Sadly we don't own FMA... and happily Barbie and Veggie tales... or any other thing mentioned in here.

Two Tailz: I wuv you... you wuv me... -in fetal position in a dark corner-

Vamp: Why Two Tailz!? WHYYYY?

Dissy: For those of you wondering... Barney is Two Tailz evil nemesis. She against the whole thing Barney teaches. Though it may not seem like it, Two Tailz actually is a pessimist. Unlikely... but she does... tend to see the dark side of a lot of things.

Two Tailz: -sniffle cry sob-

"CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!" Wrath squealed. He was suddenly chibified. "We are the pi-rates who don't do anythiiiiiiiing! We just stay at home and lie around!! veggietaaaales! cauliflower broccoli! Veggie tales! Cheeseburger! I want my cheese burger! And now it's time for silly songs with Larry! Barbra manatee!! your the one for meee!! (Those are all veggie tales songs)" Wrath started to sing in his original chibi voice, made even more chibier... Yeah...

"OMFG! BARNEY IS INVADING!! WITH AN ARMY OF BARBIE'S!!" Envy started screaming. At this every one jumped up screaming maniacally. After everyone somewhat calmed down, Ed transmuted his auto mail arm into his trusty blade. Wrath got out a harpoon, Envy got a meteor out of nowhere... hehe... that supposedly wiped out the dinosaurs a long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long long time ago, and I climbed in to Al's' armor in the fatal position putting up a sign that said 'do not disturb'. A few choice words could be heard from inside, and Lust was somewhere over the rainbow!.

"Attack!" Barney screamed. The Barbie's attacked. And more swearing could be heard from inside Al's' armor.

"I AM BARBIE! PICK OUT SKIMPY CLOTHES FOR ME EDWARD!" Barbie screamed as it was attacking Ed. "NEVER!!" Ed screamed. Going on a cutting rampage against all the Barbie's cutting them all up and going for Barney... But everyone who went for Barney got knocked out. Except Envy, who was carried off by a few remaining Barbies, all the while screaming; "Don't touch me! I have a boyfriend!"

I burst out of Al's' armor. "Yer fights wit' me ol' dinosaur..." Said with a western style accent and setting.

" I WUV YOU YOU WUV ME!!"

"No I don't..." With this barney blew up, from the lack of love.

Random moment

"Make me!" Chibi Ed screamed at chibi Roy.

"Deal with it!" Chibi Roy screamed at chibi Ed.

"Make me"

"Maybe I will"

"Make me!"

"Fine"

"Make me"

"Ok"

"Make me!"

"ARGH"

"Make me"

"Shut up!"

"Make me"

"Maybe I will"

"Make me!"

"For heavens sake! SHUT UP"

"Make me!"

"ARGH!"

"What were we fighting over!?" Ed asked in a confused tone.

"I dunno... Wanna go play Barbies?"

'YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!"

"Shut up!"

"Make me!"

Wow, this is the second time I replaced this chapter. o.O Well, let me know what you think of it if you spot the minor differences.