"So if we give Pansy the Truth Potion and Cho the Love Potion… but how do we get the potion into Cho's food when she sits on a different table?"

"You're sexy when you're confused," Draco observed slyly. Harry frowned.

"Quit distracting me! I'm trying to think!"

Draco grinned. He wound his arms around Harry's waist, murmuring in his ear.

"Draco…"

"You don't want to kiss me?"

"In a minute."

"Awwwwwww but Harry!"

"Got it! You pretend that you took the Love Potion, let Pansy lead you to the room; we lock them up, and give them the potions. Sit back and watch the results!"

"What? No! I'm not pretending to fancy that… thing."

"You don't have to kiss her!"

"Well good, because I wouldn't!"

"Good!"

"Now will you just shut up and kiss me?"

"With pleasure!"

Meanwhile, Pansy and Cho had no clue that their plans had been overheard. They were busy working out their ideas for Sunday. By Saturday night, both the girls and Harry and Draco were ready.

Next day, Pansy slipped the Love Potion into Draco's lunch. Draco pretended to eat the food, whilst really Vanishing it under the table. Pansy was watching him closely, so he decided it was about time to react. He gasped dramatically, staring at Pansy.

"Pansy! Have I ever told you how much I love you?" he said, mentally vomiting. Pansy smiled happily, showing her uneven teeth. Draco couldn't believe he had to do this, but followed Pansy as she got up to lead him away.

"You're so beautiful," he lied, going after her.

Meanwhile, Cho had gone over to see Harry.

"Uh… Harry, can I talk to you?" she smiled, tossing her dark hair over her shoulder.

"Okay…" he said, trying to sound confused.

Pansy had led Draco into the classroom. She sat herself down on the table, looking up at him expectantly. He groaned inwardly, he had been scared of this. To buy himself some time until Harry arrived, he got down on his knees, saying

"Oh Pansy, you are so amazing and beautiful, your eyes are like stars, and you remind me of an angel…"

She smiled flirtatiously, stroking his blonde hair.

"Pansy, you are…"

At that moment Harry came in. Seeing him, Pansy pulled Draco to his feet and tried to kiss him. He leant his head to the side, whispering in her ear,

"Pansy… you hideous cow."

"What??!!"

Malfoy pushed Pansy off him, roughly. Harry had Cho in an arm lock, and kicked the door shut. They pushed the two girls into the middle of the room.

"Okay you two," snarled Malfoy. "I am Draco Malfoy, and I will be your guide today."

"Draco…" purred Pansy.

"Shut it!!"

"We hope you enjoy the ride," Harry grinned.

"Thanks for the memories,"

"Keep all arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times!"

The two boys handed each girl a chocolate. They looked at them suspiciously.

"Eat them!!"

As Draco and Harry were pointing their wands at them, Cho and Pansy didn't really have a choice, so they ate the food.

Immediately, Cho looked confused. Then her eyes went glassy, and she stared at Harry.

"Harry… where's Romilda Vane??"

She pushed past him and through the door. Pansy stared at them in horror.

"What the hell did you put in mine??"