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~~~~~Summery – The Kazekage(Gaara) has the hots for Naruto, but Naruto is getting married...to who I don't even know! I don't think he does either...~~~~~

~~~~Disclaimer – I think we all know I own nothing, unfortunately :( -pout- ~~~~

~~~Warning – YAOI! BoyXboy love and cuddliness!~~~

~~This is something I've had written in my iPod touch for like a year, and finally decided to type it up~~

~Enjoy and review at the end!3~

"What's so funny?" Gaara asked, Naruto obviously hadn't understood the joke, so why was he laughing? Naruto stood and wiped a tear from under his eye and sniffed, he breathed out a sigh and sat on the bed.

"Gaara, that was hilarious just the thought of you making a JOKE makes me crack up." Naruto chuckled, Gaara blinked "..." he couldn't really figure out what to say. "No need for words? As usual for you, I guess."

Naruto shrugged and laid back on the bed "hm...this bed is so comfortable." Naruto moaned and Gaara felt his eyes shift over and glared at the bed "Naruto, about your marriage...is it traditional?" Naruto sat up and looked at Gaara confused "What do ya mean by traditional?"

Gaara smirked "Are you Gay, Bi, Straight, or Asexual?" Naruto rolled his eyes he had been asked this millions of times "Do I seem the person to never had sex with anyone but myself? I used to like Sakura, but had an obsession with bringing Sasuke back for awhile and for more than one reason, and I was training with Jiraiya! That pretty much ruined women for me."

Gaara had stayed tuned in for about half of Naruto's speech but smirked when he heard that women were ruined for the blond "hm, so your gay then are you marrying a man?" Gaara asked hoping Naruto would at least have a tiny idea of WHOM he was marrying! Naruto shrugged

"Uh ...I never really thought about it... I hope its a dude!" Gaara almost smiled, Naruto was same thoughtless idiot that made his trousers tighten "Really so for all you know you could be marrying Sakura or Sasuke or any of the ninja's in your village." Gaara stated his face showing nothing but his eyes revealing amusement.

Naruto's eyes widened "I'll contact the Hokage as to tell your preference." The red head told him before walking over to his window sill and sitting on it. Gaara heard a shuffling and in a short while Naruto had sat beside him. "I really don't want to get married, but Obaasan said something about marrying off the last heirs of clans. I am currently the head of my clan, and also the only person in my clan..."

Gaara looked at Naruto and understood immediately...

Naruto was completely alone.

He had known this fact for quite some time though it had never seemed really important, and the blonde had never spoke of it... "I'm sorry" Gaara stated trying to sound comforting it came out as more of a cold statement then he had hoped.

Naruto smiled, he had gotten use to instead of listening to a voice for emotions to look for it in their eyes and movements. "Gaara, I've been alone since I was an infant...It isn't a new thing." Naruto smiled but it didn't reach his eyes, Gaara stood "You need your rest, lie down and sleep."

Naruto yawned and hopped up.

"Hehe...Kay Gaa-chan" Naruto grinned at the red head "..." The Fox-boy jumped over to the bed and laid on the blankets.

"Aren't you gonna-oh you don't sleep..." Naruto looked depressed as he slowly crawled under the blankets.

Gaara sighed and walked over to the bed and climbed under the covers as well.

Naruto came closer to the red haired male and hugged his waist an nuzzled his face into Gaara's chest.

Gaara froze and took and intake of breath before slowly relaxing, It was a few minutes till Naruto's breathing evened out.

Gaara slowly lifted Naruto's arm from around his waist and wiggled out of the bed.

He stood and brushed his clothing to be wrinkle free, and stared at the blonde boy laying in the bed. This boy was getting married and Gaara wanted to know to whom.

Curiosity usually killed the cat but who said anything about a raccoon?

Gaara opened the door to his room and walked out closing it behind him. "Kankuro!" Gaara yelled after reaching the 7th level of their home. Said puppet master shuffled out of his room and yawned "You yelled for me?" the red head nodded

"I need your new phone" the older rubbed his eyes and stared at his brother "What happened to yours?" he asked though not really sure if he wanted to hear the answer.

"I couldn't figure out how to open it so I crushed it in a sand coffin" the Kazakage stated as if it was obvious "May I use your phone." it wasn't really a question. Kankuro stared at him before reaching into his pocket pulling out said object.

"This is how you open it" He slid the cover so you could now see the keys {1}

Gaara nodded feeling a bit dumb at his failed try at a phone.

He grabbed the phone and walked to the 8th floor and into what looked to be a library, he flipped oped the phone and dialed Tsunade's private number.

It rung twice before it was picked up "What do you want?" was the question asked by a groggy voice the other end "Hello Lady Tsunade, I the Kazakage of the Sand wish to speak to you about Naruto's engagement." There was a snort "You too Gaara? The Uchiha brat was just in here asking about the same thing, so I'm just going to tell you right now that yes I know Naruto is gay and no I'm not telling you who he's marrying."

She then hung up. Gaara growled and suddenly felt a lust for the Uchiha's blood to be spilled. Hadn't Naruto said the Uchiha hadn't acted as if he cared? Gaara pocketed the phone and began the walk to his sisters room on the 3rd floor...he needed to talk...

~{1} I got a new phone recently and it's on of the types with a sliding screen only I didn't know it so after half and hour of not being able to open it I got so frustrated I threw it on the ground and stomped on it repeatedly then the next day I was talking to my friends about what had happened and they asked asked to see my phone I handed it to them and they opened it in like 1 second I felt like a complete idiot :D but they all laughed it soo...yeah.~

~~Review please cause it's like the only thing that keeps me writing.~~

~~~I hope you liked it and if anyone wants to help me with who Naruto's fiance will be I would be very grateful.~~~