So today I was supposed to kill Harry Potter but I was able to do something better, I killed Edward Cullen. Yes, sparkley, vampire Edward Cullen. I wasn't planning it but when the moment came I killed that blood sucking son of a bitch. Here's how it went down.
So I had Barty set up a portkey. It was the Triwizard cup. Barty did everything he could to get Harry Potter and Harry Potter alone to that cup. But he FAILED. Because I am such a forgiving Dark Lord, I spared his life. JK! It's because I couldn't get it him before that gay ass creep Dumbledore. Anyway Harry wasn't alone he brought a friend. A sparkly, vampire, Edward of a friend. I was not going to miss my opportunity to kill the single most irritating douche bag ever. So that is what I did. I then went home being all new because of my horcruxes and had Pettigrew feed me pork rinds. SO MANY PORK RINDS, SO LITTLE TIME!
I also wanted to mention that a gave Ebony her clothes back. They were sooo yesterday! (I did keep the fishnets though. No one has to know I wear out of style clothes) I am back to wizarding robes. I feel they will give me a more responsible look but I am making Bella wear the corset. So chic!
I have also decided that I want to get a pet. I think I will get a snake but I am open to suggestions so please comment with you ideas. I will also be opening auditions for new death eaters. I ask you come with a musical number prepared. Sheet music for the pianist would be nice too. Anything from Funny Girl will do and don't forget, I love a good triple threat so I would love a dancer or actor in the mix too. If you can't do any of these things you should still show up and try because dedication and enthusiasm might be enough to get you through.
Also, a word out there to any mudbloods, YOU SUCK. Just saying. I find it necessary to get that out of my system every once in a while. I know this is off topic too but Happy Birthday Sauron! While we're on the topic of off topic I was watching Dead Poet's society this morning and I wondered, does anyone else cry when Neil kills himself? I have no problem taking other's lives but whenever someone takes there own life I weep for humanity. Anyway, that's all I got. Peace out my peeps!