"Hmm… let's see here now… Ok well the Europeans came to the great U.S.A because…?" Kyoraku asked as he put his hands behind his head and leaned back in his black leather rolling chair. He put his feet up on his desk.

A boy in the back raised his hand and Kyoraku pointed at him lazily. "You."

"For the three G's." he said.

"And what are those?"

"God, Glory, and Gold."

Kyoraku put his hand behind his head again "There ya go. Ok next question… um…" but before he could ask it, the side room door opened and Ukitake's head popped in. The geography teacher and science teacher locked eyes and they smiled.

"Ah… would you looky who it is? Welcome Shiro-san." Kyoraku said happily.

Ukitake walked inside as some of the children began to whisper. He walked to the table pressed against his friend's dark wooden desk and sat on the table at an angle. He placed his feet in a chair and looked at him. He waved.

Kyoraku waved back then put his hand back behind his head. "Alright where was I…? Oh yeah. Ok, who can tell me what the-…" but Ukitake cut him off.

"Oh my Gosh Kyoraku!" Ukitake said as he put his hands on his cheeks. "Some of the bolts on your chair are loose. Here, let me fix that for you!" he said happily as he took out a wretch and held it up with a smile. He then quickly jumped off the table and dropped to his knees under the desk.

Kyoraku's eyes widened slightly and he blinked. He then slowly reached down and grabbed the other's wrist. He pulled it up "No thanks. I'll take my chances of it being broken."

Ukitake's head popped back up "No really, I insist." He popped his wrist back out of the other's grip and disappeared under his desk.

Kyoraku sighed and looked down at his friend has he put his hands behind his head again. "I don't think that's supposed to go there." He said.

He then heard some of his kids giggling. He looked at them "You people are sick!" he said playfully but then his eyes widened and he jumped. "Ah, Jyuushirou! Quite that!" he shouted at him.

"Sorry~!"

Kyoraku huffed.

Then Ukitake's head popped up again and he smiled. "I fixed it~!" he chirped innocently.

Kyoraku narrowed his eyes at him with supposition but then slowly stood up. Ukitake sat on the floor and watched Kyoraku get down on his knees and looked at the bottom of his chair.

"Well?" Ukitake said.

Kyoraku was quiet for a moment then plopped back to sit on his butt. "Well what do ya know… you did fix something."

"See? I told you that it was broken. What, did you think that I was going to loosen the bolts so that when you sit in it and lean back that you would fall backwards and hit your head and I would laugh at you because you sabotaged my apple and volume lesson plan?"

Kyoraku stared at him for a long moment but then nodded. "Yes, yes I did."

"I feel insulted!"

"Well I'm very sorry. And you know what? Here, you can have this." Kyoraku stood up and reached across his desk. Ukitake peeked over the top of the desk to see Kyoraku grab a lollipop. His eyes lit up and he held out his hands. Kyoraku dropped it into his hands and smiled when he saw the other disappear under his desk and quickly start to open the piece of candy.

He chuckled "That will keep him busy for a while…" he sat down back in his chair. He sighed as he leaned back and put his feet back up on the desk. "Ok…" he put his hands behind his head "Who can tell me what Columbus did to the Indians when he-…" but then his eyes widened when his chair gave out on him and he fell back, hitting his head on the wall.

"Son of a-!!" he started but the last word was cut off by Ukitake's laugh.

"I tricked chya!" he shouted as he pointed at him.

Kyoraku growled and put his hand on the back of his head. He sat up and glared at the other as he grunted.

"Kyoraku-Sensei, are you ok!?" someone asked.

"Yeah I'm fine…" he said but then he smirked at his friend. "Nicely done but… do you really think that that's a lollipop?"

Ukitake's eyes widened and he looked down at the piece of candy he was sucking on. Then his eyes widened and he chucked it away from him. "Ew!! Shunsui that's not right!! I can't believe you did that!!"

"What?"

"You put a cockroach in that!?"

"No. That's a fake one. I just wanted to see your reaction."

Ukitake glared at the other "That wasn't funny."

"Neither was hitting my head!"

"Well it's not like anything would get hurt in that empty skull of yours…"

Kyoraku narrowed his eyes at the other and Ukitake's eyes widened slightly. The white haired captain looked around then quickly bolted out from under the other's desk and into the side room. Kyoraku quickly followed. He slammed the door shut.

The class stared at the door.

"Ah! No Shunsui stop it! No!"

"Are you calling me stupid!?"

"Ahaha!! No!! Please Shunsui!! N-no more!! Ahahaha!!"

"I think you are!"

"No please! I take it back! Ahahaha!! St-stop tickling me!! Please!!"

The kids in the class room all looked at each other then shrugged.