I do not In any way own Legend of Zelda and any of it's characters or locations. The O.C. I do own.

AUTHOR'S NOTE!

Well about a week ago I left you all with a fanfic and in numbers it did a hell of a lot better than my Poke'mon one. Chapter 3 is already under way and I am working on a great enemy for our hero. Well everyone I'll letcha get back to your reading and remember I truly value every review, be it good or bad so please, leme know if you have a good idea and I will make an honorable mention to ya! That's all though, so talk to ya later!

Chapter 2: The True Stone Guardian

My hammer fell with the might of an ox upon the red hot ax head, sparks shooting in every direction. Again and again I brought my hammer down on the metal until It was shaped exactly how I wanted it to taking a longer, more slender piece of metal I fitted a handle for the ax. I swung it around a few times checking the balance of it when I noticed than Napper was sitting on a high up ledge playing with his little metal sword that I made for him a few years back.

"Hey little man wacha up to?" He looked down at me. "Meh nothin much just tryin to keep happy after getting rejected...again." I chukled. "Hey don't worry little man she'll come around eventually now come down here and look for any cracks on this ax while I get started on the arrows." "You know that she's just gonna break it again tomorrow, right?" He asked. "Ya I know, but I would do anything to make her happy. You know that." He chuckled a bit and just grinned. "She's right behind me isn't she?" I asked as Twi proped her head on my shoulder. "Hello boys." Like I said "Damn she's quiet."

I quickly turned to face her and noticed that she was already testing out the new ax. "Handles good as usual, I also notice that the handle is a bit thicker." She pointed out. "Ya I made it that way so that you could use it to block instead of being on the offensive constantly." "Thanks Carve I'll be back in a few to pick up the other stuff." She blew a kiss, turned, and walked away swaying her hips like only she could.

Napper landed on my shoulder and said "You know you two are perfect for one another right?" I sighed. "Ya. And the weird thing is I think she likes me too, but for as long as i can remember she's been a loner, just the village hunter." "Well you should go hunting with her and... well I don't know, maybe show her up." "What? How would that make her like me?" I exclaimed. "Well if you hunt with her and do better than her she may respect you, and may start spending more time with you. Just do that and we'll see if it works." That was not a bad idea. "I'll do it! After I fininish her arrows." Napper looked at me sadly. "You are sooooo her bitch." Again I sighed. "Ya I know."

A few minutes later I was done with the arrows and had even put them in a quiver for her. I left my workshop, locked up, and was on my way to Twi's place. Her door was locked so I went around back and sure enough she was training. She does that a lot. I quietly set the quiver down against the wall and turned to walk away, bumping right into Twi in the process. "Hey looks like your done with the arrows! Thanks man, I owe ya one." This was my chance to ask her. "Let me come hunting with you." She looked shocked by that. "Please let me come with you, if I come along we can get more than enough meat for the feast." She looked me up and down. "Ehhhhh, I'm not so sure you can kill one of the ceremonial beasts for the feast. You'll just get in the way." And with that it was over, my one chance to impress her, gone. "No." She looked at me. "What did you just say?" I gulped. "I said no. I'm comming hunting with you weather or not you want me to."

Silence filled the air as she stood there on the hill. She seemed confused this was probably the first time anyone ever stood up to her before. "No? NO? No one says no to me!" And with that said she lunged towards me with her ax held high. I quickly rolled to the side and called my hammer from the ground. By the time I had it in my hand she was a foot away, the ax swinging towards my head. I felt power well up inside me as I summoned a pillar of rock from below, launching her into the air. She angled herself quickly and came flying at me again. I branished my hammer and swung quickly. At the last second she spun and flung her ax at the ground in front of me. Distracted, I missed her and instead swung at the empty air above her head. A fist slammed into my gut and launched me into a wall. I felt my power begin to spread across the ground as she flew at me again. The ground wrapped around me, enveloping me in armor made of rock. Her ax shattered against the rock, her momentum carrying her into me head first. And once again, silence filled the air.

She was out cold. Napper sat atop a tree with Polgra watching the fight. Polgra zipped down to the ground next to Twi and shook her. Napper zoomed over to me. "Dude, I'm not that great with the ladies but I think you may... have made it worse." Polgra looked up from her work and explained; "She's still breathing and I don't see any bulges indicating internal bleeding. She'll be fine." Polgra turned towards me and said; "I'm sorry that she attacked you like that but you are the first one to ever defeat her in any form of combat. You should be proud." And in a way I was a little proud, not proud that I beat up a girl who was only trying to defend her title, but proud that I had defeated the great Stone Guardian.

*Gasp* What happened? Well everyone I have been writing this every night down here in the Florida Keys on my vacation and I am tired so I'm gonna get to bed and work on the next chapter tomorrow night. Or morning. Or afternoon. I'm sleepy. Goodnight. Any may the force be with you.