What is up my fans that haven't reviewed yet (HINTY HINTY!) This is the second chapter of my first crossover! Yay, for progression!
Anyway, no one reviewed so I don't know if the public likes my character, Liz, so you'd better review if you like her! Grr… Do it, do it NOW! Love you guys!

Disclaimer: I don't own LOTR or Avatar. Or Skillet. BUT I WANT TO OWN ALL THREE SO BAD!

Liz's POV

I liked to laugh at these strange guys. El-fish, ha!

When we got back to camp, Jake greeted everyone and went to Neytiri's mother. I was told to stay with these strange short people that call our language El-fish. The rest of our patrol left me alone smirking, real nice guys, real nice, I thought. Since it was going to take a while for Jake to come out and make decision, I decided to be friendly with the two strangers. "So, uh, hi, I'm Liz," I greeted them cautiously, not wanting to freak them out. The black haired one, Frodo, turned, looked up at me, and smiled politely. The orange haired fat one, Sam, looked up and grimaced. He didn't scowl like he did when anyone else looked at him. Yes, I celebrated mentally, I am trusted by short people! "Hello," Frodo whispered wearily. He had obviously been going through some hard times. Maybe still went through them. Sam said nothing. I had a feeling Sam was under Frodo on the totem pole and that was why he looked all maternally protective of him. Anyway, I quit my evaluation and continued chatting. "So, saving Middle Earth, that's big. No pun intended." I was trying to get them warmed up to me so that I could ask them the obvious question: How'd they get here? "You don't believe us, do you?" Frodo was quick; I had to give him that. "No, but that isn't important right now. What is important is what you are, how you got here, and what can we do to help?" I nodded with the first statement and counted off the questions on my long fingers for the second. This time, Sam answered.

"We are hobbits, obviously, from the Shire. You people have heard if the Shire right," Sam was unhappy with being here, I could tell that from his voice. "My questions first, then yours," I countered. He scowled but continued. "Well, we were running up Mount Doom when we fell into a large crack in its surface. When we landed, we were running here and fell off the cliff and in the middle of your little patrol thing." He spoke quickly so as to bet the information out quickly.

"And the last question," I prompted at his hesitation. Frodo answered for him. "We just needed to find some food and shelter. The absolute crucial deed is to destroy this thing," He looked down at the ring hanging around his neck. I had no idea why these 'hobbits' had such an aversion to jewelry. Maybe Frodo was married and wanted out of it so badly that he'd go off and destroy the ring in some distant land.

I couldn't decide whether to be proud for the woman who married such a determined little man, or sympathetic of her. Either way, these people were strange!

Later Jake came to a decision and announced that the two would be staying until we found out how to get them back to where they belonged. I had to be the interpreter for Frodo and Sam, of course. After his speech, Jake walked over to me. I thought this was to relieve me of my guard duties. I was very off.

"Hey Liz," He greeted me. I nodded in acknowledgement. "So, guess what?" He was mean, preying on my dislike for suspense. "What," I demanded. "You have to guess," He smiled at me. "Jake, if you don't tell me I will attack you," I growled playfully. "Fine," He said but still refrained from telling me what I was supposed to guess at. I gave him a look. "You get to be the tour guide for Sam and Frodo! You will also be there guard. You will show them where to sleep, get them some food, and be with them while we try to figure out how to get them back to where they came from. Isn't that great?" He crowed happily.

Holy. Crap.

Neytiri came up behind him and put a hand on his shoulder. "You told her?" She guessed. He nodded like the jerk he was. "It's alright Liz. I had to be the tour guide for Jake here and look where we are now." She comforted me. "I guess that bit of information helps," I allowed.

I still wasn't happy though.

Frodo's POV

The Ring was a great burden on me. That was quite clear in my mind. But what wasn't clear to me was how we ended up from going up the sides of Mount Doom to this strange place. Everything after we fell became a haze to me. I answered their questions, but I was still trying to put one and one together.

It was impossible.

So I gave up attempting to be logical right as the leader of the patrol that we fell into, named Jake, announced something in their strange elf-ish tongue. I believed he was their leader. The female that obviously enjoyed laughing, named Liz, made fun of the fact I called it 'elf-ish'. These people were quite odd. But she was nicer than the rest, a very happy spirit. I even think Sam liked her better than the others.

Liz relayed his announcement over to us and I was pleased that we had a safe place to stay, for now. These people hadn't tried to kill us yet, so they were kinder than orcs.

Jake walked over to Liz and I saw her shoulders relax from their tense position; she must be getting relieved of her duty. I didn't understand what they were saying, but I knew from Jake's large smile and tone and Liz's playful growls that he was taunting her. Another creature walked over, one from the patrol that had nudged Jake to speak to us, put its hand on Jake's shoulder, and tried to soothe Liz. From the way Jake unconsciously leaned into it I could tell he was the creature's mate. Liz sighed and turned to us.

"What is it?" I asked.

"I get to be yours and Sam's tour guide, guard, and caregiver." I could tell she wasn't happy with the assignment. But she didn't dare argue with her leader. She began to take us to a place for us to rest before we ate. Sam leaned over and whispered in my ear, "They're probably going to kill us in our sleep, Mr. Frodo. Be on your guard." I saw Liz twitch an ear and knew she heard us. Sam saw too and quickly fell back into his original space. Sam had a point.

But I just didn't think Liz or Jake or anyone of these people would do such a thing. Even though they looked primitive and savage, they were a curious and thoughtful people. No, I didn't think they would hurt us.

But I would feel better clutching my sword when I slept, none the less.

So how did you like it? Well, I won't know until you REVIEW! Please do it. NOW. Please? Anyway, I was talking to my friend at the gym yesterday and she said that I should do a Legolas POV (she is a Legolas fangirl, and you can't blame her; guys that can walk on snow, be really tall, have pointy ears, and a sick aim have GOT to be loved!) So I am considering her suggestion and weighing the option of my character being transported into Middle Earth. I think I'll just add a Legolas POV. I like my character where she is now. But I will change my mind if YOU, yes YOU, disagree and PUT IT ON A REVIEW and submit it! Please, my character is anxiously waiting!