Briar: A new chappy. I really like this fic. Also, thank you ZarameJake for putting up with my mispelling ass. Thanks for betaing for another story. You are an awesome friend to have :D glad we met, even though it was out of randomness.
Shiro: Ya, 'cause if ya didn't we'd be the ones embarresed! Go Jake.
Ichigo and Grimmjow nod in approval.
Briar: On with the fict!:D
Of course, of course Grimmjow could not have a single moments peace. He figured since the twins were two years old they could do a simple task such as feeding themselves. Oh how Grimmjow was sadly mistaken.
Speaking to Nnoitra about their next spare no one bothered to inform Grimmjow about the trouble the twins were causing for two reasons. A: he had insulted them saying they wouldn't make good care takers and b, they were still pissed nonetheless and figured Grimmjow could take care of it since he didn't seem to want their help.
So here Grimmjow was talking to Nnoitra while the twins were playing. They were quiet and Grimmjow was thankful. However, he did not know when a child is quiet it meant the equavilent to the apocalypse. Now that may seem like a person being melodramatic, but that was coming from parents of NORMAL children. Not trouble making shinigami hollow twins.
Ichigo and Shiro of course had to make trouble. With nothing to do how were they to have fun? Ichigo was still afraid of his brother but he was not so scary all the time. Especially if he helped in making the plans. The two could communicate telepathically. Something that their care taker was unaware of. Since there were peas on Grimmjow's plate and he was unaware of them reaching for it, Ichigo began to smear it on Grimmjow's uniform. Still he was blissfully unaware as he spoke to Nnoitra about fighting or something of the sorts. Ichigo lost interest since it did not concern him.
Shiro took the meat and since he had teeth of his own he planned on eating it instead of chicken. Ew, talk about gross. So as his little fingers tugged on the large slab of meat he went to place it in his mouth only to fall between Grimmjow's legs. Scowling at the stupid meat that dare try to escape Shiro took a spoon near him and threw it at one of the servers having him scream 'it's in my eye!' after that Shiro qiuetly cackled and aimed carefully managing to hit Nnoitra.
"Ha I hit spoon head!" exclaimed Shiro and laughed.
Anger marred Nnoitra's face as mashed potatoes slide of his face. The other arrancars tried to stifle their laughter in fear of the quinto espada eradicating them without a single glance. As retaliation, knowing he was unable to harm Grimmjow nor the brats he hit the white devil with his piece of corn on the cob. Shiro was not pleased and glared at Nnoitra. Looking at Grimmjow seeing that the man did not care that he had been hit with corn, Shiro bit down. It was not very effective. So instead he stood up wanting to smack the man in the face but instead landed on a very painful area that is sensitive to all men out there. The groin.
Gasping in pain, Grimmjow whimpered and removed Shiro and placed him closer to Ichigo so he could hold his crotch. It did nothing to ease the pain but it did make sure that Shiro could not hit him there again.
"Would you like me to get you an ice pack?" asked one of the lesser arrancars.
"What do you fucking think?" snapped Grimmjow," that I want a bunch of fire on my lap?!"
"No need to be so angry, there are children around here," Gin piped in," wouldn't want them talking like that now would we."
"Shut up," seethed Grimmjow," how about I step on your balls and see if you're all rainbows and unicorns. Better yet let me over there so I can shove a God damn carrot up yer asshole!"
Harribel, finding this sort of language in front of a child unacceptable stood up and hit Grimmjow on top of the head. The female arrancar from before picked up the twins, taking them in one hand and their food in the other sat with them. Harribel just glared at Grimmjow who was red in the face from his previous attack.
"You will behave properly in front of them," ordered Harribel," we do not need another behemoth running around Hueco Mundo. Nnoitra is for that. Now condone yourself!"
"Yes," replied Grimmjow," now where are the brats?"
"With me," replied the female arrancar," my name is Mira."
Turning the the woman, Grimmjow noticed she held the twins and they were eating. Shiro refused to eat the chicken but he still ate the rest. Standing up Grimmjow ended up slipping on something and fell back. His leg hitting the table with a loud thud and his other caught the chair having him land on top of the chair in a funny as well as awkward pose.
Shiro laughed realizing it was the steak he had tried to eat that Grimmjow fell on. Grimmjow could only glare and be thankful for his hierro that made it less painful. This time, being more careful Grimmjow stood up and walked towards Shiro. Taking his plate away only to have the child protest.
"Like hell you're gonna eat," snapped Grimmjow," ya made a damn fool outta me and ruined my dinner. Ya can go without dinner as a lesson."
Still unaware of the stain on his pants Grimmjow heard Loly laugh.
"What's so funny?" asked Grimmjow.
Mira pointed to Grimmjow's pants and he too noticed. Looking down he noticed little splatters of green and hearts too. Automatically turning to Shiro he noticed the kid trying not to laugh.
"You do this too?" asked Grimmjow.
Shiro shook his head and pointed to Ichigo.
"Children that age do not know how to properly lie so if he is pointing to Ichigo he did do so," informed Mira.
Grimmjow glared at Kurosaki...Well I guess it would be Ichigo now since if he called him that it might give away who his real family was. The kid pissed him off, but not as much as Shiro.
"Aren't you going to punish Ku-"
"His name is Ichigo, Gin not that one. If you are to address him formally, I dunno give him my last name," interrupted Grimmjow and then moved forward to Gin," as much as I want that fight with him if he remembers things prematurely I'll never get that fight."
"Jeagerjaque Ichigo," mused Gin," suites him. Let me take him. I wanna see how much fun I can have with him. He was interesting when I met him in Seiretie."
Grimmjow knew he would regret this but hell, the kids were fed and Grimmjow needed to eat to. Nodding his head in agreement, Grimmjow noticed the creepy grin that formed on his face as he took the two devils in the making leading them outside. After they were gone the room went silent. You could hear a pin drop from across the room.
"This is going to be interesting," noted Szayel.
"But it is good to have them on our side," approved Barrigan," he was the only hope in winning the war and now they think he is dead. Their only witeness is still alive but really, she cannot hope to be rescued. Soul society has deemed them traitors. The only reason for them entering Hueco Mundo would be to save her and they cannot defeat us."
"Very true," agreed Szayel," the quincy boy as well as the red head were easily defeated. The dark haired girl as well but they all made it back. There was one more I sensed that fought one of the numeros so now I can easily take them down if the need arises."
"I believe it would be Grimmjow's job to do such," stated Harribel," he is the caretaker of them now and he should do such."
"But then he is hogging all the fun," complained Nnoitra.
"Then whoever wants to, can defeat any enemies," said Harribel wanting to shut up Nnoitra," unless Lord Aizen states other wise. If he informs we all fight we do. If he does not give a hoot about Ichigo and Shiro than only those who want to may."
"It is refreshing to have a child around here," spoke one of the lesser arrancars," though they are messy and demanding they are full of life. I want to keep them around. The pale one is funny and the orange one is cute."
"Then I guess every one is going to fight to protect them," spoke Barragan.
Every one nodded their head. It would appease Aizen as well as make the war end. They though Ichigo was dead so they were safe. No more fighting. Aizen did want to destroy Karakura Town but it was more of a bluff. He just wanted to escape the condescending soul reapers. They thought of him as one as well, but the man gave each of them a meaning in life. Something each of them were missing. But if he wanted to kill the twins, they weren't quiet so sure they could do it. Sure they were hollows, but they could tell the twins were strong, even at such a young age. And even though they ate those weaker than they, they were more evolved now and realized it would be nice to have someone with that much potential around. Even Nnoitra, who figured Nel was nothing but a blubbering child would agree that the twins would be nice to have. He would enjoy fighting them once they grew. Hoping that Ichigo would try to kill him. Nothing was more fun than a fight to the death.
Ichigo and Shiro were walking with Gin in the halls. They didn't quit know who he was but they knew he was different then the ones in the dinning hall. He had a different aura. Yes he seemed more childish, like them but something about him didn't seem as dark and dense. Ichigo somewhat recognized where they were going. It smelt familiar. He realized what it smelt like. Their car taker with the blue hair. Ichigo was unaware of what to call him, but he figured since he was their care taker that meant he was their Daddy. It made sense because he had weird hair color like Ichigo and Shiro.
Gin had finally got them in the bed room, he had prepared some things for the children before he went to go eat dinner. He had already snacked so he wasn't as hungry. He noticed the children's face light up. They now had something to do. Smiling Gin skipped towards the coloring books he had laid out. Knowing it would lead to trouble with the Sexta.
Shiro was the first to take advantage of it. Deciding to make the wall his canvas instead of some weird pictures of funny creatures. Taking the red marker in one hand and the blue in the other Shiro began his scribbley circles. not really drawing anything. Their was an red circle in one area and the blue on beside it. Frowning at his art work, Shiro went and got a black one and began to scribble as well. He and Ichigo had both decided the blue haired man was their Daddy. He acted like one, that's for sure. So the blobs of scribbles were them. Taking the container Shiro began to draw other things.
Ichigo had the crayons so he didn't put up a fuss when Shiro took the markers. What Shiro didn't know was that they were permanent markers. Sharpies to be precise. So as Shiro drew a little sun on top of them, he drew grass underneath and smiled. Turning to Gin, he waited for approval but was cut short when the door opened and a loud smash broke his train of though. Turning around Shiro noticed that there was glass shards on the floor, two broken cups and brown substances in there. It was most likely chocolate flavored. Moving forward Shiro touched the glass only to gasp and pull back noticing the cut on his finger. Confused he went to touch it again and a bigger cut was formed with the addition to a blossoming pain. Unaware of how it happened Shiro began to sob silently, tears streaking down his face at the pain that wouldn't leave.
"I leave you alone for a few minutes and here you go causing trouble," muttered Grimmjow.
Picking up Shiro, Grimmjow rocked the weeping child in his arms. The crying ceased and became more of a whimper and an occasional sniffle to keep the snot from running down his face. Ichigo had tried coming forward but Grimmjow used sonido and picked him up before he could step on the glass. No need dealing with two crying children. There were only bits and pieces he could remember of his child and he remembered when in pain they liked to be picked up and coddled. Something Grimmjow wasn't used to since it had been forever since he had been a parent.
"Gin clean up this mess," ordered Grimmjow.
Placing Ichigo and Shiro on his bed, Grimmjow ordered them to sit still so he could get a bandage. Heading to the bathroom he did so as well as grabbed a warm cloth and a dry one. Moving back to Shiro Grimmjow sat down and pressed the dry cloth to the wet on and used the one that was previously dry and cleaned the wound before placing a bandage on it. The moving to the wall Grimmjow was about to clean it before Shiro appeared out of no where. Had he used flash step? No too early to do such a thing. The kid must have run.
Grimmjow stared at Shiro as he stood in front of the wall. Hands out and his expression telling him to sit back down.
"Move," ordered Grimmjow.
"No!" disobeyed Shiro.
"And why not?" asked Grimmjow.
"'Cause I worked hard on it," stated Shiro and then pointed at each picture," it's me, big brother and you Daddy."
"Daddy?" said a confused Grimmjow," Shiro, I'm not your Daddy. I'm Grimmjow."
"Oh," said a disappointed Shiro then looked up with fiery determination," you're my Daddy 'cause you take care of us so deal with it!"
Briar: done. Hope you all enjoyed :D the twins are in their terrible two faze...Poor Grimmjow.
Shiro: Can't believe you tried ta have him make me think he wasn't a parent ta us.
Briar: Well he is-
*Grimmjow covers Briar's mouth*: Shut up! I am too (then in a quiter tone) he's in adult form right now, if he is in cahoots with the younger one he'll make my life even worse.
*Briar removes hand and pats Grimmjow's head*:But then were would the fun be in this story?
Grimmjow: :O
Briar: Until next time my lovelies.