Chapter One: The Surely Prisoner:

Doctor Janet Frasier sighed and looked over the readings from the full body CAT scan of the man behind her. They had turned out clean, meaning he did not have any Goa'uld in him at all. He was very healthy despite being so pale and had very few scars on him. He was not the most attractive man but it was clear he took good care of himself. She walked over to where he lay still out cold and looked down at him. His clothing had been removed to his black under shorts and she looked him over looking for any wounds or infection she might have missed. He was lean with knotted muscles under his pale ivory skin and was mostly unmarked but for the skull tattoo with the snake coming out of its mouth on his arm. She did not like it as it made her feel uneasy and the fact he had attacked several fellow soldiers, she was not happy with him. As she was scanning her patient he woke up and looked around confused. She saw he had eyes as black as night and made her uneasy as he looked up at her.

"Where am I?" He demanded in a rich velvet voice with an English accent. "Who are you?"

"Doctor Janet Frasier, you are in the infirmary." She said backing up a bit as he sat up and noticed his lack of attire. "You were hit with a Zat."

"Where are my clothes?" He screamed in rage jumping to his feet. "What have you done to me?"

"Sir please calm down, I am not going to hurt you." She said taking a step toward him while he stepped back.

He was far too angry to respond to that and he held up both hands as she came close to him. He never touched her physically but she felt a sharp shove as he used his magic to shove her back. She staggered and nearly fell and he ran for the door. The fact it was locked really did not matter as he used powerful wand less magic to unlock the door and escape into the corridor. He was angry, confused and a bit scared all at once and right now his face showed raw fury. All he wanted to do was escape but the corridors were confusing as they were all the same and not one had anything he could see to show him the way out. To add to his confused state was the fact the klaxons went off and the red flashing lights nearly blinded him.

He was surrounded by solders shouting orders at him to surrender but he refused. He screamed obscenities at them, demanded they let him go. He was hit with the butt of a rifle and he curled up in defense. He was out numbered and recalled the tales of horror his mother and father told him of the dark ages and the Inquisition. Maybe these Muggles would torture him like those in the middle ages. O'Neill and Carter ran up to where the soldiers were surrounding the wizard curled up on the floor. He looked terrified and very angry and Carter almost felt sorry for him, he refused to look up when she got down near him and saw the vulnerability in his dark eyes before he hid his face, trying to protect himself from blows he was sure were coming. She realized how absolutely terrifying this must be to him, to be taken from a world he knew so well and thrust into an alien one like this. She had to show him they meant him no harm.

"Hey you okay?" She asked him.

"Sod off!" Severus snarled shivering uncontrollably.

"Get me a blanket he is freezing!" Carter called out then turned to Severus. "My name is Samantha Carter, what is your name?"

"Severus, Severus Snape potions master." Severus said still refusing to look up. "You are going to hurt me aren't you, bloody bint."

"No." Carter said stunned of the mater-of-fact tone of his voice as if he expected to be tortured! "Here this better?" She said gently wrapping a blanket around his bare shoulders, ignoring his rather sharp tongue.

"Yes, thank you." He said grateful he had this to cover his nakedness as he all he had were his under shorts to wear.

"I will not hurt you but I do need to ask you a few questions okay Severus?" She said brushing a lock of his dark hair out of his face causing him to jerk back in shock. Clearly he had been abused sometime in the past, that or he hated to be touched. "I will not hurt you okay?"

"Can I have my clothes back?" Severus asked, no demanded. "I don't understand why they were taken in the first place!"

"Doctor Frasier was just trying to make sure you were not hurt." Carter explained letting him get up. "There was no harm intended."

For some reason despite the fact he had the mark of an evil lord or lady on his arm he did not seem evil to her. She saw a young man, possibly younger than she was who was way out of his element. He stiffened as she helped him up and she stepped away giving him his space. She took him back to the medical ward and found his clothing and let him get dressed. She noticed that he looked very much like a priest the way he was dressed though she knew he was not. He was not given his wand back and he did not demand it, however when a solder tried to bind his hands he jerked back fury in his eyes. He was not going to be bound like a common criminal, he already was deprived of his wand he was not going to be made helpless too!

"Here let me take care of these." O'Neill said walking up and snapping the cuffs on Severus.

"You think these will hold me do you?" Severus said softly glaring at O'Neill he got them off easy with his magic. "Clearly you underestimated me."

"Fine, one wrong move and I will shoot you myself." O'Neill said glaring at Severus who was about his same height.

"Jack general Hammond wants to see our guest." Daniel Jackson, a tall bespectacled man clad much as his friends were said entering the room. "Wow he looks sinister sure he is not a vampire?"

"Positive." Dr. Frasier said walking up. "I checked his blood."

"So you are a wizard?" Daniel asked clearly very interested in Severus.

"Yes, I am, I can do things you only dream of." Severus said to Daniel.

"Cool, I would like to talk with you, after you see general Hammond if I may." Daniel said. "I know a little of your world and would like to know more if I may."

"Of course." Severus said.

He followed Carter out with O'Neill behind him and saw Teal'c step up. His eyes widened when he saw the mark on Tealc's forehead. He was at least lucky to hid his mark but it seemed whatever culture this man came from held esteem in having their followers showing their mark. Severus wondered if it had the power to summon Teal'c as his had when Voldemort was alive. Teal'c looked at him and had many questions of his own to ask but knew they would have to wait as the meeting was about to start. Severus was led to the ready room and had just taken a seat when the klaxons went off again and he felt dread having a very good idea that he was to be tormented once more by two stupid mutts.

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One must go back an hour to Remus and Sirius back in Scotland on that lovely hill overlooking the camp below. They saw Severus enter the camp and they saw the simmering water and they had seen him fall into it not to come back out. So they had do the smartest thing they could think of, they started to make their way down to the camp. As they did not want to alert any one of their presence they spent the hour on a nice hike down to the camp (it really was a large hill after all) and came on the outskirts of the camp.

Once more the Stargate had been activated and Sirius being Sirius walked up to it, not because he was being stupid, no he was really fascinated and his curiosity got the better of him. Remus did have more common sense and tried to get him away from it, in the tussle they of course were spotted and they fell through the gate. Sirius landed on Remus flattening the poor werewolf and he got up and dusted off his robes and looked around. He saw the soldiers with weapons pointed at him and though a bit nervous (read scared) he grinned and tried to look harmless as he could.

"Ah Remus I don't think we are in OZ anymore." Sirius said looking around, all the muggles here made him loose his head for a moment. "Oh hello fellows! You must be Muggles are those firearms they look dangerous are they dangerous?"

"Sirius I don't think they are very happy to see us." Remus said quietly.

"What in the hell is going on here?" The short, bald figure of general Hammond , clad in his Air Force Blues asked walking into the room.

"Ah we come in peace and mean you no harm?" Sirius said trying for a winning grin while Remus buried his head in his hands.

"Sirius shut up, please shut up." He said knowing Sirius' tactic was not working and was making the General very upset.

"But Remus these are Muggles!" Sirius said grinning widely, "all of them isn't it grand?"

"No Sirius it really isn't they are solders and they can kill with their weapons." Remus said.

"Okay I don't know what the hell is going on but it stops now!" Hammond snapped. "Hand over your….wands now!"

Both men were smart enough to do as they were asked though Sirius thought it was a bit funny, or he acted as he did though Remus knew under his grin he was getting scared. Remus was more annoyed, he was hungry, tired and it was getting close to that time of month for the werewolf. So it was no wonder he was a bit annoyed by Sirius. Both wizards were led up to the ready room and they stopped and stared at Severus Snape sitting there talking with a pretty Muggle. Remus saw and felt the anger rolling of Severus, he did not need to read the other man's mind to realize how very angry he was at being here.

Sirius being a ladies' man forgot his fear and stared at the beautiful woman as he really had no self control at times. Severus saw them and went even whiter than before and got slowly to his feet. At once the solders here to guard him pushed him back into his chair at the same time Remus and Sirius were shown to a chair the same way. Hammond came in and closed the door and turned to face three wizards instead of one. This day was not turning out to be a very good one for him and he was not happy.

"I want to know what the hell you were doing near the Stargate." Hammond demanded.

"Is that that thing we came through that looked like a pond?" Sirius asked.

"Your stupidity astounds me Black." Severus said through gritted teeth. "I would like to know sir as to why you had this Stargate as you call practically on the grounds of a school?"

"We did not know there was a school there." Daniel said from where he was sitting.

"Well there is."

"Would that be Hogwarts?" Daniel asked the truth dawning on him and Severus's black eyes bore into him. "I have heard of it, I mean the magical world is not as secret as you believe, at least not from us."

"Yes, and now I have a headache, named Sirius Black." Severus said staring at Sirius.

"That the annoying one?" Carter muttered and Sirius looked shocked at this.

"Yes, the annoying one is Sirius Black the other is Remus Lupin." Severus replied.

"The question now is what to do with you?" Hammond said really not happy about the whole situation.

"Well you can contact the headmaster of Hogwarts." Severus said. "Until then I will not cause problems. I cannot vouch for Black here."

"Sod off Snape." Sirius growled.

"I say we break for dinner sir." O'Neill said.

"Very well, take them to the cafeteria." Hammond said getting up. "You boys will stay out of trouble or you will be locked up."

"Can I have my wand back?" Sirius asked.

"No you may not!" Hammond snapped.

O'Neill led the wizards down to the cafeteria, Carter, Daniel and Teal'c following the wizards. Remus and Severus were hungry and were not impressed at all by the muggle things here. Sirius could not help but look at everything wide eyed. Severus drug him forward to the food to keep him from doing something stupid and once the insane Animagmus was near the food he took what was offered. Remus and Teal'c piled their plates the highest and everyone sat at the same table. Severus liked Daniel and Teal'c at once but did not much like O'Neill as he was sure it was O'Neill who ordered the humiliation of him and probably wanted to torture him still. Sirius sat near Carter and it was amusing as he tried to impress her. Of course it didn't work, she was a solder and scientist and not going to fall for that. O'Neill ate quietly watching the wizards, he didn't mind Severus or Remus but Sirius was getting on his nerves.

"Sirius why don't you turn to Padfoot, find a corner to curl up in and stop being so annoying." Remus growled at him.

"You know I hate your time of month Moony." Sirius whined downing a Coke. "You always get sharp with me!"

"Don't tell me, you are a werewolf?" Daniel asked nearly grinning.

"Er ah yes I am." Remus said looking upset, now no-one would like him here, and Daniel had figured it out really fast at that. "I can leave if you like."

"No, I mean you can change only once a month right?"

"Yes and he takes a potion that keeps him quite sane, unlike someone else." Severus said fixing Sirius with a cold glare.

"This is why I hate you so very much Snape." Sirius said.

"I only speak the truth." Severus replied.

"Who is this Padfoot you refer to?" Teal'c asked. "You are not Goa'uld."

"No oh hell why don't I show you?" Sirius said.

He turned into his doggy form and O'Neill who had been trying to finish off his dessert stared fork hovering near his mouth. He muttered the word cool as the large shaggy black dog pranced around the table. He caught a scent and was off at once running to where a tall older woman in a long black gown with her dark hair pulled back in a bun, square glasses perched on her nose stood looking around. Severus looked over, at last help had arrived to get him out of this horrible place! Minerva McGonagall had come to save him from this place, or so he thought to himself as he got up and walked over to where she stood…

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You know I really do like Sirius, he is not stupid he just acts that way, I think most of it is a defense. The funnier and more silly he acts the more he can disarm the other person. Severus just thinks he is annoying, oh he does not hate him anymore in this fiction as it is in line with my A Lioness Series now. Still Severus does not like it when Sirius gets this annoying and who can blame him? Oh and yes the Stargate in England is malfunctioning but that does not mean the SGC cannot use that for their advantage for the time being!

Oh and please do review!