Here's chap two for you.

Vice couldn't believe what he was seeing.

Oh, yes, here are the instructions to enter Camp Half-Blood.

Just pass the pine tree and the strawberry farm will turn into a camp with cabins of every kind, a miniature of the coliseum, an arsenal, teenagers fighting each other with swords (and occasionally getting some blood off each other), a forest, a rock that looked like a big mountain of shit and an unusual large and tall white house.

"Mr. Brun… Chiron. WHAT is Camp Half-Blood, exactly?" asked Vice.

"A place where we train demi-gods, or half-bloods, name it by your preference." The paralyzed man said.

"Ah" The hyperactive kid said like if he heard that every day.

"Come, I'll take Mr. D to know you." Chiron said.

Like Vice hadn't anywhere to go, he followed Chiron.

They arrived at the big house (Chiron said it was it's name), and the first impression he got from Mr. D was: I definitely don't like this guy.

Do you have a friend that is relaxed? Well, multiply him or her ten thousand times. Imagined already? Well, like that, you'll get 1% of Mr. D's Attitude.

Mr. D was playing cards with a boy about Vice's age, he had jet-black hair, sea-green eyes, wore an orange t-shirt (which Vice liked a lot) saying Camp Half-Blood and a blue jeans. To his left there was a pretty blond girl also about his age with gray eyes and wearing the same outfit. To her left there was a boy the same age too, he had curly hair and you could swear there were little horns going up his head. He was, the same as the others, wearing the same outfit.

"What is this, some kind of demi-god army or something?" Vicent thought to himself.

"Ah, so you finally arrived, Chiron." Mr. D said. Vice swore he could hear Mr. D grumble something about wishing Chiron hadn't made it to camp, what didn't improve what he thought of the camp director.

"Yes, I did, and I brought the Namikaze with me." Chiron said.

Vice, confused, said "But my surname's Johnson!"

"Indeed" said both Chiron and Mr. D at the same time, what left Vice still more confused, if that's possible.

"But…" Chiron started "you are descendant of the Namikaze clan, which was exterminated by Kronos and his brothers. The Namikazes were the most powerful clan on the world at that time, even more powerfull than the Titans, they only killed your clan because they backstabbed them, took them by surprise, but it took everything out of the Titans to defeat them. Some Titans were even knocked out." He finished.

"And I guess some innocent child escaped the fight and created a family and now I'm here, right?" Vice asked.

"Yeah" said Mr. D, talking for the second time in the whole conversation.

"But what does it have to do with the whole demi-god stuff?" The Namikaze asked once again.

"It's because the Namikazes were descendants of Zeus as well, my boy" Chiron (now in centaur form)said.

Later that day, Annabeth (the blond girl) was giving Percy (the guy with jet black hair) and Vice a tour around camp, which Percy didn't like much because Annabeth had told him nice words.

"You drool while you sleep."

They were around the cabins when a huge girl called out. "Hey blonde!"(A/N: I don't remember what she says, so I'm just making it up)

Vice's Pov (A/N: First point of view in the whole story!)

"Clarisse" Annabeth said.

"Who are those two? Your boyfriends?" The girl called Clarisse teased. I don't know, but I think I saw a blush on Annabeth's cheeks. I decided to intervene, what, later, I would consider the greatest error humanity had ever seen (after telling Chuck Norris that roundhouse kick wasn't a good way of hitting the opponent, that is).

"We are new at camp…Clarisse, right?" I said.

"New ones? Well, this will be interesting." She said, then approached us and grabbed both Percy and I by the collar and dragged us to the bathroom. Female bathroom.

"Sorry, Clarisse but… we are not gay or something" I said (no offense to anybody homosexual reading this).

"I know, I'm just gonna put you both into the beginners test" she said. Oh man, I've gotta bad feeling 'bout this.

She burst the door open and we had almost no time looking at the bathroom before she pulled both our heads down into the toilet bowl. Yeah, my fears were confirmed. I just wish I could be the one holding Clarisse down…

Annabeth's POV

Before Clarisse could put Vice's and Percy's heads into the toilet bowl, I saw a flash of yellow and on the other moment Vice was holding Clarisse's head down. But the show didn't end here. Clarisse was still holding Percy's neck, and suddenly the water from the entire bathroom started to go full-power at Clarisse's ugly face and other random places.

Everyone except Percy got out of the bathroom soaked (Clarisse was forced out of the bathroom. Yay Percy!).

"Sorry, it wasn't my fault." Said Percy. But both mine and Vice's looks said clearly 'yes, it was your fault'. But I said:

"Well… I'm wondering… I think I'll want you two in the capture the flag game.