"Woah!"
The girls tried to stand up on the old pile of money, but slid down. Lynette squealed the loudest, naturally. They laughed, despite the situation.
"Oh my god let's do that again!" Catt squealed.
"Yeah!!" Alison added, but thier laughing was halted by the sound of someone clearing thier throat.
They turned to see a tall, muscular man with blue dreadlocks, bronze armour, and a blue cape. He wielded a large, shiny, golden spear and pointed it in the girl's direction.
"What are ye doing here?" He asked, adam's apple bobbing up and down ferociously. He must not have had a whole lot of Iodine in his diet, since that thing was humongous!
"We..we fell down..." The girls said in unison.
The man looked at them confused.
"From where? You couldn't have possible fallen down from in here, this is an empty cave room." He said. Jesus Christ, he's voice was D.E.E.P!
They looked up. The hole was gone!
"Can you help us get out?" Lynette asked, voice almost the complete opposite to the man. He sighed.
"Alright follow me."
He led the girls, tolerence slowly dropping after question after question.
"Where are we going?"
"Did you see that money?"
"Where could that hole have gone?"
He turned around.
"IF YOU LADIES WONT SHUT UP, IM GOING WITHOUT YOU!" He bellowed, almost busting thier eardrums. The girls remained completely silent, not even daring to tread on anything that would make noise.
The man smiled now.
"We're here."
The girls looked amazed and puzzled.
This isn't home!
"Where are we...?" Alison asked.
"Welcome to J-Wonderland!" He announced.
"J land...?" The girls asked.
The world they had stepped in was a bustling moving city, with giant cities in the shapes of various objects. A computor there, a tea cup there, a number 5 there, everywhere!
"I, know the Princes of Wonderland if you would like to meet them, since I don't think you are very aquainted with this land." THe man said.
The girls nodded. Maybe they were super cute! At least thats what they were hoping for.
They travelled through the city, a wierdo here, a tea pot there, and even to thier suprise and made them laugh a little, a Woman living in a shoe. Rather, a sexy stylish leather shoe.
They arrived at a pop-up fairytale book, with pages popping up a large, red castle, that was encrusted with diamonds, silver, gold, the like. The girls were led by the man into the castle.
"What is your name anyway?" Catt piped up.
"Kroaft." He answered.
They arrived at an elevator made of quartz diamond. As they stood in it, it shot upward. Lynette groped her dres. Heights wasn't the hottest thing for her.
The elevator stopped. "200 Metres".
200 metres so up in the air?! Lynette almost fainted!
They looked out the window.
"Huh?!"
It looked like they had NEVER left the ground!
As they stepped forward, tey caught a glimps of the three Princes.
No, fucking way...