Yo guys! Thank you for reviewing! Appreciate it a lot! Heehee. Anyway, some of these lines were inspired by my friends, Winterblazewolf, Asphodel Winter, xxToxicbutterflyxx and Moyashi! Thanks you guys! (: ENJOY! and please review!
Kanda strolled into Komui's class with Lavi, who was behind him.
"My dear Yuu-chan, please get back to your seat quickly. My lesson is going to start soon. At least show like you give a damn." Kanda glared at him.
"Annoying little brat." He muttered under his breath.
He sat next to Allen, who was already hurriedly copying down notes as Komui wrote them down on the black board with ease.
"Baka Moyashi. Stop trying to be like a good little boy. It won't work on me."
"I am not trying to impress anyone and even if I want to impress, it certainly won't be you, Yuu-chan." Kanda gave him a sinister look. Allen sure does have mood swings. Just now he was acting all Miranda-like and now he sounds a hell lot like Lavi, in his I-Am-Trying-To-Piss-You kind of mood.
Lavi, who sat behind, was laughing like mad when he heard Allen's reply. When did his best friend become so smart? But still, way to go Allen! I have taught you well. He grinned.
Komui stared at the trio. "Could you please pay attention? Gosh, kids sometimes…"
Suddenly, Komui felt a sharp object on his neck. That's right- it was Kanda pointing his favourite mugen at Komui. "Kids? Children are tiny things, like Dwarfs and Hobbits. So, you better shut the hell up next time." He sneered at his Mathematics teacher.
He slowly removed mugen from his neck and walked gracefully to his seat, Allen looked at the Japanese with his mouth slightly agap while Lavi chuckled. Lavi was a complete sadist, who loved to see Komui getting a scolding or a threat from Kanda, if you didn't know by now.
But seeing Kanda made his heart flutter. He was just so sweet, walking so gracefully… If only you were mine. Sigh. But that's not going to happen in a million years… is it?
Kanda's POV
I looked at baka usagi. His usual chuckle and smile from his face never disappeared as he gave me a thumbs-up sign. I wanted to smile with joy, but instead looked away, not wanting to give Lavi the wrong idea.
Lavi, oh Lavi. How I wished you would just be direct with me… Then I won't have to worry about whether you do…
Every night in my dreams, I see you. I even thought I felt you too. I can never forget you. My mind won't let me off even when I fall asleep…
Why? Why of all people I have to love you?
Can somebody tell me the reason…?
Anyone?
Normal POV
"Kanda, you shouldn't have pointed mugen. You could have accidentally cut Komui's neck." Their teacher nodded furiously. Kanda just sat there and said, "Che. When have I ever lost control of my mugen?"
Both of them started to argue… Here we go again. The red-haired student grinned.
"But what if it was in a spur of a moment? That you didn't know you were going to cut him?"
"Walker, we know perfectly well that I am smarter than you. So, don't act like a know-it-all."
"Oh yeah? Then why do you have a B while I have an A for my newest Mathematics test?" Kanda looked down at his table.
Oh. So there was a test that was given out. He looked at the B he got and felt like slicing up his paper into two. Of all things, the paper must come when I am fighting with Allen Walker, the smarty pants? Oh please. He stopped. He had no idea what else to say.
Lavi, meanwhile, laughed, chuckled, giggled and practically did all sorts of different laughs.
"What the hell are you laughing at, baka usagi?"
"Why… do… you… care…?" Lavi said in between his constant laughter.
Kanda just "Che." And he looked at the clock- another 30 more minutes. How boring.
"Now, shall we get on to the real lesson?" Komui then started explaining prime numbers and simple interest.
"To find simple interest, you should times Principal, Rate and Time together and divide by a hundred."
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Another 15 minutes… Don't fall asleep Lavi! He kept telling himself. He wanted to listen to no matter what, he just couldn't. All he wanted to do is cuddle Kanda and sleep… Wait. No! Not Kanda! I…I meant my pillow and bolster! Not Yuu-chan! He groaned mentally. He had been thinking too much of him. Sigh. If only I had somebody to talk to…
Kanda's POV
Boy, I really do admire Lavi's ability to get a good sleep. I try to every single time but I just can't. I have been up burning midnight oil (If it wasn't for that sum of five hundred dollars…) for three days that now, I can't fall asleep when I want to. I just toss and turn… you get the idea.
Lavi looked annoyingly cute with his eyes closed, his hands by his side. My heart melted at the sight.
Ah! Stop it Yuu! Wait…
Why am I calling myself Yuu?! That baka usagi… I think I have been around him too much.
Hold on…
Why the hell am I talking to myself?
Normal POV
"KOMUI!" Reever's voice jolted him out of his trance.
Komui covered his ear, "What is it dear?" Lenalee giggled. She still hadn't got used to her brother calling his boyfriend 'dear'. It just sounded so funny on him.
"Your table is so messy! I have no idea where the biology test sheets are!" the Biology teacher exclaimed.
"I'm sure you'll find them. Just keep looking. I'm too tired to go with you."
Do I have to do this again? Reever sighed.
"Lenalee is getting married."
"WHAT?!" He turned to his kid sister and went down on his knees, crying. "Lenalee! Why didn't tell your brother first?!"
Lenalee rolled her eyes. Not again. Her brother has fallen for the same trick time and again. Sometimes she seriously wonders whether her dear brother is really smart or just acting to be.
"Komui, I am not getting married." Lenalee said, gritting her teeth.
"Oh." The teacher let go of his grip on her and heaved a sigh of relieve.
"Right, since you're all hyper now, shall we-"
Reever's words were being cut off the minute he heard Allen shouting.
"Baka Moyashi. Shut the hell up. You're destroying my eardrums."
"Oi! Stop calling me Moyashi! Moyashis are short, I am tall!"
"Che. We'll see about that." Kanda turned to Lavi.
"Push his head down."
"EH?! But why Yuu-chan?"
"Just do it baka usagi."
"Ah well. Sorry Allen. But I'm a sadist… What can a guy do?"
"NO! Not you, Lavi!"
And here it goes… Lavi pushed his best friend's head as hard as he could (as instructed by Kanda.)
"NO! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it, Yuu-chan!" Allen screamed.
Kanda smirked. He loved it. A lot.
Lavi swore he said 'stop it' so many times, he thought every once in a while he said 'stupid'.
Komui smiled at the sight. He made himself not to laugh, even though he badly wanted to.
(A/N the speech in italic is the 'angel' of Komui, while the one in bold is the 'devil' side to him.)
KOMUI LEE! You are supposed to be helping poor Allen! Not laughing at the poor kid! Where's your justice?
But… I can't help it! This is so damn funny! I can't stop laughing! Hahahaha!
You are his teacher! Not a sadist! Shut up you devil of a Komui!
C'mon! Don't you agree this is fun?
I am not a sadist. I can't just sit around and watch like nothing will happen!
Komui, there is two sides to you. And right now, your sadist side is activated… MUAHAHA! You should enjoy this while you can!
No. Never ever! Komui, you are not taking your class seriously here. Be in control! Stop being such a sadist! Allen needs my help!
But this is so damn funny! How could I not be one?! Oh my gosh. Allen's head just got smacked by Lavi!
"Komui?" Reever waved his hand in front of his face. "You spaced out?"
Komui, who was absolutely shocked, looked around. Kanda, Lavi and Allen were staring at him as if he had just landed from Mars or something.
"Eh, that was nothing." He grinned nervously.
RING!
Ah. Saved by the bell. Komui thought as the class made their way to Tyki's class.
"What the hell. It's Tyki's black aura filled History class next." Kanda realized when he took a quick look at his timetable.
"Sigh… Just bare with it Yuu-chan, it's only an hour of his lesson… WAIT." Allen paused. "ONE HOUR?!"
Kanda, Lavi and Lenalee shook their heads. "You thought Komui's lesson was torturing? Think again."
Allen glared at Kanda. "Literally."