A/N: This is under the Cato section because it's on...um, you'll see. It's in this chapter.

Chapter Two:

Make-out Sessions!

I was right! See, I AM super awesome and talented and amazing! During the 'goodbyes', all I got were goodbye kisses! Make-out sessions ROCK!

And BOY! Did some of them rock...

Anyways! We got in a car and drove to the station or whatever. I didn't really pay attention because I was too busy checking my naturally perfect and pedicured nails. Yes, they are naturally pedicured! I'm the only one in the family that has this because...DUH! I'm Butterfly Lila Mockingjay Morgans! Well of course I'm perfect!

Plus, Quinlar was in the car with me. YUCK! That boy is from the SEAM! I know I'm from the Seam too, but I'm from the BETTER part! He's from the yucky part of the Seam! I'm from the sexy and awesome part! The part with Katniss and Gale!

Anyways, I was like, super duper excited for the 73rd Hunger Games! I was bouncing around in the car and all that! Like super excited!

Quinlar looked at me like I was out of my mind. I mean seriously! He doesn't like me? HOW COME? Everyone LOVES me! Gale told me right after we made-out too! IN FACT: all the boys told me that! Quinlar was going to suffer! Not that I'm going to make him suffer: I'm WAYYYY too nice for that! But, like OMG, all the people who don't love me end up horribly dead!

It makes sense because when I was little, my mom told me I had a mark on my forehead in shape of a heart! That met I was blessed! So everybody who does harm to me or doesn't love me suffers! Even animals! And flowers! And plants! And the sky! And everything!

And who wouldn't like me? Common sense! I'm BEAUTIFUL!

So I got in the train and I did an awesome pose for the cameras! I mean, this would get me PLENTY of sponsors! I was THAT beautiful! I swear the camera lenses were going to break because I was so pretty!

So I got in the train and I was showed my room which was as beautiful as me! It was so nice! Better than back at District 12! I knew I deserved this luxury! I flopped down peacefully on my bed and fell asleep instantly.

So then Effie knocked on my door later and I had to go eat dinner in a compartment with my mentor, Haymitch Abernathy. So he was drunk as usual and Quinlar ate off his plates with his fingers! YUCK! But of course, I had superb table manners and impressed Effie and even Haymitch! Haymitch seem to be okay with me afterwards. I was pretty sure I would get ALL the gifts from sponsors!

ANYWAYS! So Effie made us watch reruns of the reapings. They were SOO boring. But I noticed a hot guy from District 2, 4, 10. They all had abs! SO HOT!

OMG! They were like, HOTTER THAN GALE! OMG, OMG, OMG! Like a dream come true! I knew they would be ALL MINE! Because I was THAT BEAUTIFUL! And if they didn't like me, they would suffer and DIE BECAUSE I WAS BLESSED!

Anyways! I saw myself! I looked absolutely GORGEOUS! I swear! I was sparkling! OMG! Like Edward Cullen from Twilight! I love that book! Maybe the blessing meant I was secretly a vampire too! I SPARKLE IN THE SUN NOW! YAY! I'm probably secretly a goddess too!

After that, we were sent back to our rooms, but I wanted to check out the hot guys so I snuck out. Nobody saw me because I was super stealthy and super awesome and blended in with the dark. Anyways, I made it to the other compartments.

The first one was the guy from 10. He told me his name was...I forgot it. OH WELL! We made out and did some PG-16 things! Ooh! Still feeling that!

Same with the District 4 guy! But it was probably a little lower than PG-16... Wasn't as intense. I crossed him off my list. So the District 10 guy is still up there. So SEXYYY!

Then I came to the District 2 guy! He was like—so HOTTTTTTT! He said his name was Cato! SO SEXYYY! We made-out and did more PG-16 things! Though it was probably more M rated! Ooh! Still feeling that even more!

And then I went back to my compartment and Quinlar was there. He tried to do some PG-16 things to me too. I didn't know whether to let him or not, but he was definitely yucky and less desirable than Cato, so I pushed him off and he broke his jaw. Then he ran away crying.

"Serves you right!" I called after him. "I'm too hot and sexy and beautiful for you!"

Then I fell asleep—still feeling the aftermath of the M rated content from Cato!

Fun Fact: Butterfly has a different boyfriend every single day back at home.

Twilight and Cato: Yes, I know Cato isn't in the 73rd. He's in the 74th. But hey, I'm just trying to be a crazy fangirl here. Twilight: no mean to offend. Butterfly is just stupid. And it just came to mind when I typed 'sparkles' down so yeah. It's just there to show how stupid Butterfly is. Plus, I'm pretty sure 21st century books don't exist in Panem! Well, not in District 12, anyways.

Naturally pedicured nails...does that even exists? And the rating stuff really made me laugh. Well, enjoy!

Also! This is NOT serious! This is NOT how I write stories. If you want examples, go check my profile page. I have another Hunger Games fanfiction under: Sparks Fly. Yep. Thanks!