Icey: Congrats to those who have been bothering me about "Shunned", you've bothered me into writing another chapter. You should feel proud of yourselves. However, I will not write the next chapter until I get a review from someone who hasn't reviewed yet. So REVIEW! =) Also, if you don't like this chapter, then guess what? I don't care, deal with it you fuckers. And yes it is treat Reviewers/botherers like a fucker day! May 25th. Finally, I would like a new name for this fanfic so send some names in! If I like one of the names I'll update when I get the time to write.
Shunned
Ch 2: Go the fuck away!
I don't know how it happened, one moment I was facepalming before calling that annoying pink cat a fricken retard for even thinking of that and smacking him on the head, and the next I had been blackmailed into singing a song at the welcome back party.
I choose to sing a song that I had found quite popular in the human world upon its release, "Bring me to life" by Evanescence. However I never would have expected that I was singing a song a shitload of them liked, so when I was chased by a crowd upon finishing the song, well, I hightailed it out of there and ran to Turnback cave, the home of Giratina… the only legendary I had had contact with for the past seven years. Needless to say, that didn't work out very well. So I went and lost them on the opposite side of Sinnoh before heading back to drink Wine with Giratina (Yes I like Wine bitches!).
So here I am, sitting at a table in my human form within the deepest part of Turnback cave drinking Wine with Giratina (Also in human form) while we talk over our daily lives and give recommendations on what the other should do.
"So, you must know that you can't evade them forever, what do you intend to do?" Giratina asked taking a bottle by the brand "Syzygy," (which I wasn't familiar with) and pouring a glass for the both of us.
"I intend to hide out here until the next meeting, and you better not tell them I can't give anybody nightmares unless I use my attacks or I'll kill you, yes, it is possible to kill you despite your denial of it." I said pouring a small bit of the wine above my blood red scarf and into my mouth. Surprisingly, the Wine tasted quite good for a brand I hadn't heard of, (which was unheard of, I am an expert in Wines and there are very few brands I don't know of) a bit of a sour aftertaste, but it's still good.
Giratina rolled his eyes, "What's up with you and thinking that I'm going to tell someone? You really think I'm going to tell those assholes?"
"I have to be cautious; I can't let them figure out until I'm ready to escape. I have to leave soon to go use Nightmare on several villages so they don't suspect anything."
"I'll be waiting, and hurry up before I die of boredom."
~The next meeting~
Everything was going exactly as planned; Cresselia didn't suspect anything and the crime rate all over the world had dropped dramatically. I had seen Newspaper headlines such as: "First nightmare in seven years!" and "Darkrai's back!" the kinds of things I had seen over the internet about me was hilarious. People were cussing at me, cursing me with religious speeches and a bunch of other shit.
Unfortunately, I didn't expect an annoying pink cat (who, contrary to popular belief, was actually one of my only friends) to start asking for my help with his pranks. Needless to say, I didn't help… OK! I only helped him once! Just ONCE! So stop looking at me like that.
Anyway… as I said before I was rudely interrupted *Cough* You *Cough* everything was going exactly as planned, I even got in a quick chat with Spiritomb, the only other one besides Giratina who knew what I was doing and unlike Giratina, was joining me in my quest to bring down Arceus along with Missingno, who wanted revenge for what Rayquaza did to M so long ago.
We had thought up of a plan shortly before I left the Council of my own free will. While I now showed up for the meetings only Arceus knows I had cut off all ties with them when I banished myself from the Council by means of an ancient ritual.
What is this ancient ritual you ask? Sorry, top secret information that only Arceus, myself, Giratina, and Spiritomb know how to do. So I can't tell you. Not like you're a part of the Legendary Council anyway so why am I even mentioning it? Eh… not like it matters considering I'm much too lazy to erase it anyway.
"What do you mean by erase?"
Oh, it appears I haven't told you yet, how silly of me. You see, all the legendaries are required to keep a record of the daily events in their life. But the "Journals" are highly protected by a keypad requiring you to type in a Password. If you're reading this then you ether hacked into mine or my keypad is obsolete. My password is/was GETTHEFUCKOUTbeforeIhauntyour"Iv,SdwysBnTOPofv,tUndrnthO,Dreams"!
No seriously, that was my password. I'm not fucking bullshitting, if you think I am then you're S.M.A.R.T. if you don't know what I mean what I mean by that then you just are sad, or never went to middle school.
My password is probably the hardest one to hack into for the sole reason that as I am the most intelligent legendary, I mixed up the capitals, lowercase words and the end of it is a code for something which I added for good measure. Why did I just write that? Whaaatever, don't care enough.
If you actually manage to crack the code then you may call yourself god, until then not so much.
"I am god."
"Holy crap on a pogo stick! When did you get here?"
"Just now actually, but your easy code means ƪǼȺɸɆɝɎʘʭΏΘͽ΅ΊΑ*" Mew whispered in my ear.
"Tell anyone and you're a fucking deadman you hear me?" I said forcing myself to look as calm as possible.
End of log entry: try to crack the code bitch! Just try! You'll never crack it!