Chapter 2: Family Life
As Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen leave for their separate homes, they start to think about his family; especially Jimmy. Jimmy starts to think about Cindy, and how he pulled out his plan to tell her he loves her. It was a long shot, but it paid off, since Jimmy and Cindy have had a happy marriage ever since. What really surprised them, however, was when Cindy got pregnant on her 18th birthday, although neither of them found out until 3 days later.
Flashback
"Jimmy, would you come here, I have something to tell you." said Cindy.
Jimmy comes to Cindy with a benevolent look on his face.
"What is it Cindy?"
"Well, for the past 3 days, I've been feeling really ill, and I've been throwing up every morning. So, I took a pregnancy test and…"
"And what?"
"…I'm pregnant."
Jimmy, after hearing those words, nearly faints. That is until her realizes that he is going to be a father. Then he practically jumps for joy.
"I'm going to be a father. Wait, I am the father, right?"
"Of course you are. Who else would it be? It's not like I had sex with anybody else besides you."
"That's true. Maybe in a few weeks, we can start coming up with names."
"That's a good idea."
End of flashback
That was 10 years and 9 months ago. What was even more shocking was that the baby was actually babies.
Another Flashback
"Well Mr. and Mrs. Neutron, I have good news. Not only is your offspring doing well, but also you're going to have twins; one male and one female. Congratulations." said the doctor.
End of flashback
Now, in Jimmy's eyes, his kids have grown up. They are now 10, only one year younger than the age that Jimmy and Cindy got married. Normally, that wouldn't have been allowed, but since they had both of their families' permission, it was allowed. Jimmy hasn't forgotten that day and neither has Cindy. Jimmy almost forgot, Cindy was at home by herself, with the kids. Cindy must want to strangle them by now, and him too. Oh well, he is now home. Jimmy exits his car and, even before he enters his house, he hears that chaos is enduring. Jimmy slowly pulls out his house key, puts it in the hole, and turns the knob. As soon as he opens the front door to his house, his eyes see a disaster; a disaster of a house that is. There are feathers everywhere, and everything is out of place.
I wonder where my family is.
Jimmy checks the entire house. He doesn't see them. Then he remembers the lab, and goes to check there. Now, instead on one DNA scanner, there are four; one for each member of his family. Jimmy plucks a hair off of his head and places in front of the DNA scanner.
"Welcome Jimmy." said VOX.
The lab opens and, low and behold, there is Jimmy's family; Cindy is reading a book, chewing bubble gum, and is looking incredibly hot, at least in Jimmy's eyes, and Ryan and Megan were sleeping.
"Hey Cindy, how have you been?" asked Jimmy, nicely.
There is no reply from Cindy.
"I asked…"
"I heard you! Do you know what kind of hell these kids have put me through today? I'm neck high in god knows what, and it doesn't help that you disappeared for the whole day. Where the hell where you?" asked a furious Cindy.
"Well, I went to the grocery story to pick up some food, and I ran into Carl and Sheen. We said high and we started talking. We each finished shopping and then we went to the bar to talk some more. We didn't drink, so don't worry. We caught up a little bit and…I kind of invited them and their families over tomorrow for a little reunion celebration." said Jimmy.
"Okay that's…You did what?" asked Cindy, in a complete rage.
"I didn't think it would be a big deal. I'm sorry!" said Jimmy, apologetically.
"Well, it has been a long time since we've seen them. I guess I can't blame you. Still, a little warning would be nice. Well, if they're coming over, we better get the house clean, considering it's a disaster." said Cindy.
"Wait, can't we get Goddard to clean up." said Jimmy.
"That's a brilliant idea." said Cindy, who then calls Goddard and tells him to clean up the house.
Goddard obeys the command and starts to clean up the house. Within 10 minutes, the house is spotless. Goddard goes and tells Jimmy and Cindy that his job was done. When Goddard goes into the room in the lab where the kids weren't present, he discovers a sight that he, Ryan and Megan weren't meant to see. Goddard walks into the room, only to discover Jimmy and Cindy making love to each other. Goddard immediately leaves the room. Around that time, Ryan and Megan wake up from their nap. They were about to walk in on Jimmy and Cindy when Goddard stops them and takes them outside to go play, which is exactly what they do. They play while Jimmy and Cindy finish up. When they are done making love, they get dressed and go outside, only to see Goddard stuck in a tree, trying to get a Frisbee, with Ryan and Megan laughing all they way. Ryan and Megan see their mom and dad standing there and stop laughing. They all get Goddard unstuck, and then they go in to eat some dinner. Once the food was prepared, Jimmy and Cindy talk to Ryan and Megan about tomorrow's reunion.
"Ryan, Megan, tomorrow some friends that we haven't seen in a long time are coming over, along with their families. Please, try to be kind to them." said Jimmy.
"Okay, we'll try." said Ryan and Megan, simultaneously.
"I'm serious. No tricks. Promise me." said Jimmy.
"We promise." said Ryan and Megan.
"Okay, now that dinner is over, how about we go out for ice cream." said Jimmy.
Ryan and Megan scream yes, and run to get their shoes on and to wash up.
"Do you think their going to behave?" asked Jimmy.
"What do you think?" asked Cindy.
"I hope this don't come back to haunt me." said Jimmy.
"What's going to haunt you?" asked Ryan.
"Nothing. Are you and your sister ready?" asked Jimmy.
"I think so." said Ryan.
"Megan, are you ready?" asked Cindy.
"Yes mom, I ready!" said Megan, excitedly.
So they all go out for ice cream. Jimmy and Cindy have a feeling that tomorrow, something terrible will happen, something that everybody will have to help fix. Hopefully, they're wrong. They just never know!