Yodle readers/reviewers/others! As stated by the previous author, we are writing these little thingies for one of our favorite and regular reviewer/reader/other. . . . Ayuzaki With Kitty! (took me forever to remember that name by the way)

Why are we favoring her out of all of our many (yeah right) readers/reviewers/ others you ask? Well it's obvious, duh.

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Oh, you guys want to know. Okay then.

IT'S HER BIRTHDAY TODAY! July 31! So. . . . . . HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I'd buy you a present but unfortunately, Ko has hidden his wallet in a place I can't find (for now), so I guess this'll have to do.

Hope you enjoy my cyber-friend! (Unless you've sold yourself to Itachi and are Akatsuki now; then we'd have to fight)

And as earlier stated, this is in order of who wrote what first (though Kurai over there got a head start, since she wrote most of this before everyone else was told. . .)

~Purein

Kurai: Uh no I told you guys about it, it's not my fault if you don't check your email everyday, and I'm the one who asked and got the prompts. *shrugs* It's not my fault if I get inspired and have to get it out of my head and you finished before I did, even though I started first.

If You Thought Physical Pain Could Stop Me. . . Wrong.

"You know, I could say that this was a good day," I spoke as I looked over to my other two teammates. "But I'd be lying."

"No kidding," Naruto gulped before shrieking. "How the hell did this happen?"

"N-Naruto-kun, calm down," Hinata spoke (I quietly praised the fact she only stuttered once). "We n-need to think carefully a-about how to get out of this."

"Good point," I said as I looked down. "We can't panic."

"We are on the edge of a rocky ravine being held up by your feet alone!" Naruto retorted. "Why can't we panic?"

"Hey, you're the one you went and jumped right on ahead to catch that pet bird. And of course Hinata tried to catch you and well. . . If it wasn't for me, you and Hinata's insides would be tastefully decorating jagged rocks."

". . . Bitch."

"At least I'm not oblivious," I frowned. "Okay, so we need to go up back to the top of the ravine. I can't very well move, since I'm the only one touching it, but I think you guys can climb back up. Naruto, use me and Hinata as a rope to get to the top, then Hinata, and then I can get back up and we can see where the bird flew off too."

"I could of thought of that."

"Then why didn't you Naruto? Why didn't you?"

". . .Bitch."

"Thank you."

"That wasn't a compliment!"

"Well I decided to perceive it as such."

"How the hell could you perceive it as a compliment?"

"A bitch is a female dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are part of nature. Nature is beautiful. If you think of it as a very long math problem; bitch equals bark equals trees equals nature equals beautiful. And since I am a bitch apparently, I am beautiful. So thank you."

". . . Nane?"

"Just climb like up like a monkey."

Grumbling something under his breath that was along the lines of weird-talking female dogs, the orange boy began climbing up me and Hinata like the human chain we must've resembled; I admit I was pleasantly surprised at his decency as he climbed up two pretty teenage girls - which was a good thing, as I wouldn't have been able to catch Hinata if she had gone unconscious.

Once he was back on land, he leaned down and held out his hand.

"Come on now, Hinata, it's your turn."

"H-hai."

In a few moments, Hinata had joined him (though there was a scary moment when he grabbed her wrist, but she managed to not pass out), and Naruto grabbed my ankle that was wrapped around the conveniently placed branch in the rock-dirt wall.

"Purein, Hinata and I will pull you up!"

And then things went very bad, very quickly. I don't know if his hands were sweaty, or if it was something on my part, but I definitely could tell that his grip was not secure.

"P-Purein!"

As the sharp jagged rocks I previously saved the other two from started to get a lot larger, I admit I panicked. Which, giving on how I can't use chakra when I'm panicking, was a bad idea. However, my brain was not listening to logic, and sounded along the lines of this-

OHCRAPI'''MFALLINGDAMMITI'MGOINGTODIEDIEDIEDIEDIE- LEDGE!

Lunging out with my arms, I felt the force of my fall stopping by my arms slamming against the outcropping along. I braced my feet against the wall and pushed myself up, now noticing the numbing pain in my arms, shoulders, and back. Swell.

". . . . . purein. . . . . ." I looked up to see two specks(one considerably more brighter due to the pure orange) looking down at me. ". . . are you alright?"

"Wow," I said. "They're veeeeery tiny." I blinked away the small spots dotting my vision and stood up, letting my arms hang limp. "Damn, that hurts."

I looked around, trying to find a way to get back up. The walls were rocky, but it's not like I could climb at the moment. And there didn't seem to be any paths built into the wall either, and I couldn't get down to a flatter, safer area; there didn't seem to be anything like that around at all.

"Okay, this is bad."

". . . . are you okay. . . ." I looked up at the specks. ". . . Hinata says your arms look funny. . . . and you're bleeding from your shoulders. . ."

"I am?" I turned my head to see blood dripping down. "Oh, I am. I sure am lucky that my neck didn't snap. . . for some strange reason. . . ." I frowned. "Okay, lets see. . ."

". . . . Purein. . . . I'm coming down to get you. . ."

"LIKE HELL YOU ARE!" I shouted. "YOU STAY UP THERE BOTH OF YOU! DON'T YOU DARE THINK ABOUT RISKING YOUR HEALTH! I KNOW A WAY UP; GET GOING AND FIND THE BIRD, AND THEN COME BACK HERE! I'LL BE UP BY THEN!"

". . . You sure? . . ."

"I'M SURE! NOW LISTEN AND GET GOING; IT HURTS TO YELL LIKE THIS!"

". . . Alright. . ." After a moment of hesitation, the orange speck left, dragging along an even more hesitant speck along with it. Once they were gone, I looked around again before letting out a sigh.

"Okay, let's find a way to get back up before they return."

After a few minutes of fruitless searching, I let out a screech and kicked the canyon wall.

"Dang it! Stupid wall and mission and bird and Naruto and me and Sasuke and Geezer-sama and Hiashi; I KNOW YOU'RE INVOLVED SOMEHOW YOU BAS-"

I stopped myself, shaking my head.

"Okay Purein, imagine Ko just slapped you for being stupid and think clearly. You can't use chakra because you're not calm, and because of the injury. So. . . . I'm a non-ninja that can't use chakra, and my tools and sword are at the top of the canyon because I was cleaning them when Naruto decided to be stupid." I sighed. "Damn."

I frowned. Let's see, no chakra, no arms, no tools, no Furendoshippu, no help . . . what do I have on my side? Other than Ko's wallet I took this morning. . .

I snapped up. Ko's wallet.

I turned my head to the pocket on my posterior, where the black object lay. "Um. . . okay then, let's see. . ."

Bending my knee against the wall, I scrapped the pocket against a jagged part of the wall.

"Come on. . . come one. . ." After several minutes, I grinned as the fabric of the wallet caught on the jagged surface and lifted out of my pocket. "Yosh!"

Turning around and using my teeth, I opened Ko's wallet and watched the contents hit the ground, my eyes searching for one thing in particular.

"Alright," I said as I leaned down, picking up the small mirror with my teeth. After placing it in the sun, I used my foot to move it, the light flashing faintly on the wall in a pattern of quick flashes. "Let's see if there's a Shinobi nearby that knows Morse nearby."

I continued doing this for I don't know how long, doing my best to ignore the doubt in my stomach. What if they didn't see it? What if they didn't know Morse? What if Naruto made Hinata pass out and he forgot I was here and I die and everyone wonders for the rest of eternity where I went and-

I let Ko's non-existent slap hit me across the face.

"Okay, if hallucinating keeps me alive I guess I'll have to grin and bear it. . ."

". . . .Who. . . . Purein? . ."

I looked up, seeing another blur up at the top.

"OI! I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT CAN YOU HELP ME? I SENT NARUTO AND HINATA AWAY BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT THEM TO GET HURT BUT I NOW CAN'T GET BACK UP AND NEED HELP!" I watched a rope start to slide down. "NO THAT WON'T WORK; MY ARMS ARE BROKEN!"

I watched the rope go up. ". . . How did that happen?. . . ."

"I FELL DOWN A CANYON; YOU THINK I'D BE UNHARMED?"

". . . . I'm coming down, yosh . . . . . ."

As the blur quickly got bigger and became not a blur, I felt my jaw drop.

". . . . Lee. . . not wearing. . . what happened. . ."

"If you're referring to the fact that I'm not wearing a jumpsuit, it's because one's in the wash, another needs mending, and I think TenTen and Neji burned my other ones," he explained, now sniffling back tears. "I feel so incomplete!"

"Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen you not wearing one," I mused. "So, you mind helping me?"

"No problem Purein-sa-"

"Please; I'm not in the mood for suffixes."

"Sorry. Um. . . should we brace your arms first, or something?"

"Uh. . . . I have no idea."

"I mean, I don't want you to get paralyzed or something. . . . ."

"That would hinder my quest to become a ninja. . ."

". . ."

". . ."

We looked at each other, and I sighed.

"Maybe you can go find a Med-nin?"

"But I don't want to leave you alone! To spend such a youthfully dangerous time all by yourself, that isn't youthful at all!"

"Well, if you won't leave. . ." We looked at each other again, and I sighed, again. "Well, there's only one thing we can do."

THREE HOURS LATER. . . .

"I spy, with my little eye, something. . . . not green."

"Me?"

"Hai. Your turn."

"I spy, with my little eye, something. . . white."

"Those clouds."

"Yosh. . ."

". . . You know, it shouldn't take this long to retrieve a bird." ("Damn it! Stop flying away you stupid bird!" "Naruto-kun, d-don't get it a-angry or it'll attack a-again!")

"I'm sure they're doing they're best."

"Yeah. . ."

". . . So, how's your training coming?"

"Good, though I still have problems with keeping calm in certain situations, which leads to predicaments like this."

"I see. . . my training is also going well, but I still can't beat Neji."

"Yeah, well, he has the whole I-get-it-immediately-thing, not to mention he's been surrounded by ninja and fighting for his whole life. It's not your fault he got a head start."

"That's a good point. . . THEN I SHALL WORK EVEN HARDER AND OVERTAKE HIM ON THE PATH OF OUR YOUTH!"

"Good plan! I approve!"

"YOSH!"

"Yosh!"

"YOSH!"

"What are you two doing?"

Screaming like a little girl (Lee, not me), we both quickly got to our feet. Well, Lee got to his feet quickly. I kinda hobbled up.

". . . Kakashi-sensei?" I grinned. "Kakashi! If my arms weren't numb with pain I'd glomp you right now!"

"Hello my sensei's rival!"

". . . Do I want to know why you two are here? And why Purein's arms seem to be broken?"

"Uh. . . funny story. . . ."

"You know; I don't want to know. Let's just brace your arms here and get you two out of here."

"Ha! Good thing we didn't move you Purein-san."

"Yeah."

After my arms were braced so that I looked like a human cross, Kakashi grabbed me by the waist and looked to Lee.

"You can get up by yourself right?"

"Hai."

A very short few minutes later, I looked at a pouch and the sword lying next to it on the grass.

"I knew I should've waited to clean Furendoshippu until after the mission."

"TenTen usually hits me when I need to clean my tools," Lee offered. Kakashi looked at the two of us with a sigh.

"You two probably need help to even make your own beds,don't you?"

"Hm," I scratched my chin. "How do they do that anyway?"

". . . I can't respond to that."

"I can teach you Purein-san."

"Why thank you Lee!"

"OI! KAKA-SENSEI! BUSHY-BROWS! PUREIN! OI!" Naruto skidded to a stop in front of us, Hinata quickly following behind with a cage. In the cage was a familiar and exotic looking bird.

"You," I hissed as I glared at it. "I blame you for everything."

"So, Naruto, any reason you left a wounded comrade behind?" Naruto squirmed under Kakashi's glare.

"Well. . . uh. . . you see. . ."

"It was my choice," I said. "I told them to finish the mission and they did."

"That's not a good excuse."

"Well, I may have told them I knew how to get back up. . ."

"You d-didn't?" Hinata frowned. "Purein. . ."

"I didn't want you guys to get hurt!"

"Then why did you let Bushy Brows help?" I smiled sheepishly at Naruto.

"Well, I guess I realized I kinda really needed help by then. . ." Kakashi sighed before turning to Hinata.

"Hinata, you live with her don't you?"

"H-hai, Kaka-sensei."

"And you hang out quite a bit too right?"

"Hai. . ."

"Respect."

". . . Arigato?"

"Well, we got the dumb bird," Naruto held up a fist. "Let's just get back and get Purein to the hospital."

". . . No," I shook my head. "I refuse. No. Nope. Nada. Not allowed. Nope. No."

"Why not?"

"Hospitals are evil."

"They are not evil!"

"Are too! They are full of evil instruments with evil people for their evil bidding as they invade your body!"

"They're trying to save your life!"

"EVIL!"

"That's just stupid!"

"I'd rather be stupid than oblivious!"

"I don't even know what you mean by that!"

"Exactly!"

"I'm going to slaughter you!"

"Try me!"

Infuriated, Naruto lunged at me, and I swung clumsily to the right. Snarling, he swung out with his arm, and I ducked,using my foot to slam into his stomach. Yelling, he staggered back, spinning around and trying in vain to slow down. He couldn't.

After the dust settled, I did my best not to laugh in hysterics. Lee's face was "sparkling with glee at the bountiful youth", and even Kakashi was amused.

Naruto arms were on the ground on either side of Hinata, and even he could tell that he was in a bit of an awkward position. Hinata of course, knew this all too well. Her face, at this point, was slowly turning to a shade of the tomatoes that Sasuke had in his old apartment garden (not that he'd ever admit to having one of those; ruin his image).

"N-N-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na. . ." Hinata's brain gave up processing the situation and switched to default mode; unconsciousness.

"Hinata!" Naruto shouted, quickly removing himself from his position and kneeling by her side. "Hinata wake up please!"

"Uh, Naruto-kun, maybe-" I cut off Lee with my hand.

"Sh, this is how Naruto and Hinata interact."

"Nane?"

"It gives them bonding time."

". . .What?" I groaned, turning to him and poking his shoulder with each word I spoke.

"I am trying to hook them up."

"Oh. . . will Ko agree?"

"I refuse to count on Ko's judgement when it concerns Hinata's love life. He doesn't have a clear head during those moments on that aspect."

"Smart. Anyway, I was heading out for a mission of my own so. . ." Kakashi gave us a two finger salute. "Bye."

After the poof of his exit cleared, I turned to Lee.

"Want to go train?"

"But shouldn't we help Narut-"

"He's fine," I waved away his concerns. "I've seen Hyuuga's fight, so if you want I'II can help you get closer to overtaking Neji. . ."

". . . THAN WHAT ARE WE STILL STANDING HERE FOR! YOSH!"

"Yosh!"

And with that, we left, leaving Naruto to shake awake his girlfriend; not that he knew they were together yet.

MEANWHILE. . .

"Nane. . . Where the hell is my wallet?"