Jem: Ok, so this is an adventure…

Sarin: She's just proud of herself for figuring out how to add a chapter.

Jem: Oh hush up.

Disclaimer: See the Prologue. I'm not gonna write it again.

(sings to the badger dance song) LinelinelinelinelinelinelinelinelinelinelinelineCommaComma!

Chapter 1: The Beginning (of a Very Long Day)

Harry woke up, groaning at his huge headache. What the hell had happened? He turned over again to try to get back into the warm, dark confines of sleep. Unfortunately for our lovable hero, a shiny orb with wings began to attack him, screaming something about a tree and waking up.

Rolling his eyes, he yawned and got up, hoping the annoying… thing… would go away. No such luck. He slowly moved his hand to grab his wand… only to find himself chibified and in… a smock and green TIGHTS?! A scream pierced the forest, deafening all the friendly elves in the village for a while and causing one to come running.

"I see you have a fairy!" she said much too cheerfully, bouncing around like a maniac once he had emerged from the one room… tree house. This is getting a little too weird, Harry was beginning to think as he dropped to the ground.

Then, the green haired girl frowned slightly. "You don't really look all that familiar… but!" she started bouncing again, "since you have a fairy, you must be one of us! Now go-over-there,-grab-some-money-from-the-bushes,-crawl-through-the-hole-and-grab-the-sword,-then-buy-the-shield-'cause-I-hear-the-Tree-is-calling-for-you!" She took a deep breath and began panting since it was hard to say all that without breathing.

"But where and when am I?" asked the very confused Savior of the Wizarding World circa 1988.

"What?" asked the girl a little louder.

"I asked where and when am I?" he repeated.

She giggled. "Sorry, can't hear you… I think you should go start getting ready to see the Tree."

"What tree? There are trees all around here."

"… the SPECIAL Tree."

"What does it do, talk?"

"…"

"You're kidding…"

"Nope. Now you better hurry. It doesn't like to be kept waiting."

The ball of winged light began to ding him again, much to his frustration. So he hurried…

TIME LAPSE

"WHAT?! You have the sword and shield our people use? I'm jealous… and stay away from Saria." The short red headed kid guarding the path muttered the last bit sulkily.

"Who's Saria?" The boy looked up, glaring, and pointed at the bouncy girl from earlier. "Oh, no worries then." Harry ran past as the comment sunk in.

"Hey, are you insulting her?" the boy yelled after the fleeing Harry who soon reached the Tree.

"I am the Tree! Thank you for coming, Link. And for guiding him Navi."

The ball of light dinged and said "HEY!" happily at the praise while Harry raised his hand and said "Umm… my name's Harry."

"Sure it is, Link… we'll call you 'Harry' if you'd like… Just kill the spider that is eating me."

Harry reached for his wand instinctively, but still couldn't find it. So, he charged in and had to kill the spider with the sword. Once that was done, he found himself being forced to pick up a heart shaped jewelry box from the ground and step into a suspicious glowing blue area on the floor. It warped him in front of the tree, to his great relief.

"Alas, poor Link. I am dying. You slept too late." And with that, the Deku Tree died.

The fairy angrily dinged at Harry and smacked him in the head. He felt sorry, but figured that if it died, it died.

"Gooooo toooooo theeeeeeee Paaaaaaalaaaaace!" the wind cried in a voice not unlike the Deku Tree's.

And so the journey began

LinelinelinelinelinelinelinelinelinelinelinelineCommaComma!

If someone has not seen the badger dance: http:// www dot badgerbadgerbadger dot com and yes, I can listen to this for a while.

Sarin: Snaaaaake! Snaaaaaake! ooooooh, it's a snaaake…

And no, I don't much care for Navi, as you will see the theme continues…

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