Here is Chapter 2 because I was really bored and I had nothing to do so there ya go
Jack read over his list and chuckled to himself. He proceeded to General Hammond and asked him, "Sir? Do you mind continuing this lovely list for me?"
"Yes I will Colonel, now shouldn't you be getting ready for going to Dakara with Teal'c to speak with the rebel Jaffa?"
"Oh yes, couldn't forget that!"
And so General Hammond continued the list
11. Listen to Daniel's lectures and deny his request
12. Pretend to pay attention to the history babble but in truth, wait for a simpler explanation from Jack
13. Find precious artifacts off-world but do not tell Daniel
14. Have Vala complain about how Daniel takes too long to get answers
15. Get Vala in a bikini in Daniel's bed, with him trying to study a rock
16. Juggle balls constantly while Daniel teaches
17. Prevent him from staying at a planet with "pretty pictures"
18. Throw a shoe at him while he is ascended
19. Prevent him from traveling to Atlantis
20. Remove him of his tissue paper