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Chapter 2

Ron and Harry sat down in front of the fire in the Gryffindor common room. Harry broke the silence first.
"Dude, do you think McGonagal gave Ginny some of the crystal meth and that's why she's all messed up?"
"That must be it!" Ron shouted excitedly. He then attempted to run up to his sister's dormitory, but before he could even take a step he fell off the stairs.

"Damn stairs" Ron cursed as he yelled for Ginny at the bottom.
"What the hell Ron, what is so important you had to interrupt my shower?" Asked an annoyed Ginny. (She was wearing a small towel and Harry couldn't help but stare)
Ron ignored her, and instead asked, "Is McGonagal giving you crystal meth?"
"Ron we have been through this before I DON'T USE MUGGLE DRUGS! I USE MAGIC WEED THAT IS IT!"
"Well it was Harry who thought of it." Ron said turning red.
"Hey don't blame me those damn sheep are coming! I'm going to bed." Harry said as he marched upstairs to his room, but when he closed his eyes his favorite counting sheep didn't come, none of the counting sheep came...
'How odd.' thought harry. Suddenly he heard the loudest baaaaaaaaaaa ever and
decided to investigate. He took out the marauders map and looked at the
whomping willow where there were 10,000 sheep.

"HOLY HELL!" Harry shouted at the top of his lungs. He had thought McGonagal was just talking crackpot nonsense, but now he saw it was real!

"For gods sake Harry, no one gives a damn about your stupid problems, especially so late at night!" Neville moaned at Harry. It WAS 12:17 am. (Notice how it's exact? That's cause we're too cool for rounded off times. :)

"Look at the map! THE SHEEP ARE COMING! THEY REALLY REALLY ARE!" Harry yelled again.

"That's what that drug-addict witch said too, so just shut up and go to sleep you loser!" Neville said again, and rolled back on his pillow.

"Humph" Harry said, and reluctantly shut up. He crawled in bed and had his favorite dream were he ruthlessly murdered Dudley and ate his body fat, and sold Petunia to a whore house, and he made his uncle a jail janitor.

Up in his office, Dumbeldore made sure every one was asleep. When he was positive no one would bother him, he went to the farthest reaches of his back closet in the very back. But its very very dark back there, so we shall wait till he comes out to see what he's doing. Oh, why we're here? Because it has nothing to do with the plot! Why else? Oh, here he comes!

Dumbeldore was wearing big shades, oversized sports jersey, baggy pants, and had a ton of serious bling-bling. He even had a backwards baseball cap to match the look. In his arms he was carrying three pictures, one with P. Diddy, one with Snoop Dogg and one with Eminem. He hung them up against the back wall of the room, and sat in his chair with his pimp cup, which was made of pure gold, and had his street name, A.D.Dore incrusted in diamonds around the top.

"Homious Awakium" Said A.D.Dore with a flick of his wand, and the three pictures came to life.

Soon, the four street savvy rapper men were talking away about downtown Brooklyn in a way no mere mortal could ever understand. SO! This calls for a scene change.

NEAR THE LAKE WERE THE GIANT SQUID LIVES...

"Yes, I've kept my end of the bargain. You got all the information on Hogwarts you need." Said the Giant Squid, know known as Obito.

"Excellent. Don't worry my friend, you will get your side as soon as we are victorious..." The ninja sheep was wearing a scuba outfit named uh...Sheep Lord.

"You better, or I will eat you all!" Said Botio angrily.

"No worries, Tiboo. No worries..." Sheep Lord began to laugh evilly as any sheep could laugh. Soon, Obito- or Botio, or Tiboo- the giant squid laughed evilly, as well, but he sounded more evil. Why? Because I said so. Deal.

As this took place, armies of 9,999 sheep were waiting under the whomping will to get the signal to commence their invasion.

Yes, it is an army of 10,000 sheep, but one of them was talking, talking to the squid, now wasn't he?

A/N: Well here's chapter two! Thanks so much to everyone who reviewed. Check out my other story (it's not nearly as random as this one hehe) And don't forget to read and review!

Kristin