A/N: Well, I have decided to turn "Have I Ever Told You?" into a series of oneshotts that involve Naruto and Tayuya. There are a lot of thoughts, scenarios in my head that involve those two. And here is another one. Enjoy it.

Have I Ever Told You?

Chapter : I Am Better Than You...

Konoha, sunniest village in the whole elemental nations, wait...scratch that...the second sunniest village in the whole elemental nations. Suna, pridefully and painfully first. Not that many would admit it. Well to most...would agree.

But to a pair of individuals who bickered among each other, the Village, the sun, the life, ah... yes the life, was ignored. Poor birds singing their lungs out and two people having no time to stop and enjoy it.

'Damn you pesky humans! LISTEN TO ME!' To most that would be the sound of a bird chirping his ass off.

As the bickering individuals continued, the surrounding populace just sweatdropped at the everyday occurrence. Strange what a village, the most powerful and largest village in all of Fire County, seemed to deem as normal. Especially with a duo of green spandex wearing, bowl-cut, big browed, shinobi running around at thousands of miles per hour, yelling "YOUTH!", it just mentally, and maybe sanity wise, corrupted the whole village itself.

"What do you mean you are better than me, you bastard?" A feminine voice cried out. The birds that were originally chirping, ducked out and fled on their wings. Punk ass avian.

"It means what I said. I. Am. Better. Than. You." The other individual, a male, replied, poking his chest then the females forehead, as to accentuate his response. Nonchalantly passing a hand through his sunny blonde hair, he continued walking, ignoring the pissed off look on the woman's face.

Said female, pulled on her crimson hair in fury, nearly to the point that many onlooking woman flinched at. In effort to keep up with the blond boy, she picked up a rock and flung it towards the male.

THWACK!

"Ita! What the hell was that for Tayuya-chan!" Called out the blond as he cradled and massaged his lump that now presently called out to the world, about said boys hard head.

"Don't fucking talk to me you bastard!" Tayuya indignantly flung a punch at the now frightened boy.

Naruto was by no means an idiot. When a woman is angry, it is best to stay away from them. Year, months, days, hours of being punched by his former teammate, and his motherly figure, by chakra induced fists, had thought him well. That still didn't mean he always evaded.

As the punch lightly grazed his nose, he flashed behind her, wrapped his arms around her, and shunshined back to his apartment.

To the onlookers around the area, shit just hit the fan.

O~O~O~O~O~O

The redhead glared at the boy that still carried her on his shoulders. Despite not being able to glare into his eyes, she settled for glaring at his back...well more like his butt. It just had to be right in her face. And with the glare she had, it just beckoned her to set that ass ablaze.

Naruto, feeling the slight killing intent to his rear, just nervously chuckled in response, while forming a familiar seal. A Kage Bunshin popped up in front of him. The original then order him...his copy... to open the door and stay outside and keep guard just in case.

As both the blonde, and Tayuya on his back, stepped in, the copy stood outside smirking at what was about to happen. Heh, he may be clone, but that doesn't mean he doesn't like what happens when his 'Boss' suffers a bit. The Kage Bunshin chuckled.

As the door closed behind them, the original Naruto moved over to his sofa, and gently as possible, or as far as he could, laid Tayuya down. He noticed the glare she gave him and still a bit nervous about what had occurred earlier, decided not to speak for now. He was more worried about why he suddenly had the audacity to intimately grab the redhead in the way he did.

Tayuya hated that. And it was evident by the hundred of times she had called out her Doki to mutilate him because of the faintest touches, or their spars. Or whatever in general. It even happened over a damn donut! That glazed donut was good! Innocent!

The red-head herself just intensified her killing intent. She hated when ever he did such contact with her, but despite it, she also loved it in a way. It also meant she enjoyed seeing his face frightened, shocked, confused. She so enjoyed throwing the boy off as to what she thought or felt. Hypocritical as it may be. But she would never tell him that. She enjoyed making the blond suffer. 'Oh yes, there will be blood.'

She loved to tease him, and that was what she was doing at the moment.

As she continued to glare, Naruto had trailed off into the kitchen to get some water, and try to decide what to do with his in-house roomate. 'She can't be mad over that spar. It's just a spar dammit. I'm just teasing her about being better, why can't she understand?' Poor Naruto, he didn't know what he was in for.

As he sighed in response he went to the living room and sat across the red-head, whose stare just darkened. Pain etched into her eyes. Anger as well. Mock anger mind you. But he didn't know that, and she was doing a hell of a job. It wasn't a fury one would expect in her, but then again, this was Tayuya.

As Naruto continued to look at her, his bright blue eyes fractionally widened when he noticed the ligth softness in them. The killer intent she was exuding wore off slightly, but it warped his surroundings a bit. 'Damn now genjutsu?'

'Heh, I am damn good' Tayuya thought to herself. 'I will show him I am not weak, and he definitely isn't better.' Inwardly smirking, she glanced to the windows in the room. All curtains shut, lights dimmed, and door close. 'Oh yes. Its time for some payback.' The twinkle in her eye revealed determined mischief.

Naruto on the other hand, stared at her expressions that crossed her frame by frame. 'Please Kami, don't let her be mad at me. It was just a tease!' He thought, as he slightly bowed his head guiltily. "I really am sorry." He said still hanging his head low.

Tayuya was shocked, but not in the slightest. She knew he would do something like that, and it all was going according to plan. Now she just had to reel it in.

"I am-"

The blonde never got to finish as he was tackled down. Hard. His apartment floor shaking with a thud. The clone outside laughing his ass off, while the birds themselves, chirped vigorously.

'Damn she's mad. Why Kami? Why?' His eyes widened as the redhead then tightly pinned his wrists down by his head, her body weight, albeit light, had positioned itself firmly on his stomach, straddling him. The black shirt he wore, riding up, revealing his toned pectorals, and chiseled abs.

"You are sorry?" Asked Tayuya, with mock sarcasm. " I won't accept that shit till I show you that I am definitely better than you!" She finished, as her body shifted a bit higher onto his chest. Her hands unyielding, as chocolate eyes stared at the deep blue of the man she wanted to punish. Her black tunic, which she had changed after losing her former tan one, rode up to reveal her long, slender and toned legs. Shinobi sandals discarded. She smiled and leaned forward when she saw him look away.

"You will suffer, Na-ru-to-ba-ka."

Said blond shuddered at the closeness there was between them. His head then turned to stare at her own orbs and shivered excitedly.

"YOUTH!" There it was again...

Ignoring the sudden outburst of ridiculous shinobi, he then came to notice a slight glint of mischief in the redheads eyes. He had long before vowed to never let anyone try to have complete control on him, be it social, or prankster wise. Unless, of course, it was a precious person of his, and even if the the woman straddling him was one, that glint alone told him to run.

Trying to take the peaceful way out, he nervously smiled. "Ano...Tayuya can you..."he stopped for a bit deciding what to say. Tayuya herself, looked oddly at him for a bit.

"Can what?"

"...Can you get off me...? You're heavy." He nervously and with a slight breath exhaled, and hopefully expected her to acknowledge. Boy was he wrong. If one thing is for sure, it is to never say negative things or mention a girls body weight at all. Insinuate, foretell, figure. Anything. And that he noticed to late...

Tayuya flared her chakra up. 'This...this...bastard!' She thought, flustered, and angered at the comment. She further tightened her grip on his wrists, causing the boy to slightly wince and smile. Her red hair swayed in front of her face, shadowing her eyes. As quickly as her chakra spiked, she flipped his body underneath her onto his belly, pulled his hands to his back and held them there, trying to look for something to tie him up.

There casually had to be a belt in the vicinity.

Naruto gruntled a bit, struggling to move his hands away from her, but it was still ineffective. Somehow she had shifted into her Curse Mark Level 2. But she didn't necessarily enter her full body change. She just had and increase in power. She had long lost the mutative change of the mark.

Tayuay was really mad, he surmised. The girl just wouldn't let him off easy. 'Damn me and my mouth.' He just stared at the floor compelled to remain still as Tayuya finished the last knot. He sight once he noticed the force leave his wrists, if only slightly.

"Um...Tayuya-chan..."He was cut off again. The clone and the birds outside laughed.

"What was that shithead?" She said flipping the blond over to his back once more, straddling further up his chest and creating pressure to his tied hands. Slowly being crushed by the added weight of the girl.

"Tayuya...you're crushing my arms..." Mistake number two. The now trickling rain outside made the converstation between the two seem as punishment by Kami herself. Naruto especially knew that had to be it. It was already visible by the seemingly laughing clone, birds, and sky.

"Well Duh!" She retorted. "You always see me as a weakling no? Always saying you are better. Saying you need to protect me. But you know I can defent myself!"

Tayuya fisted his shirt pulling him up face to face gazing into his cerulean blue eyes. Her glimmering, silky, and crimson hair hovering inches away from the blonds face. Her strong calf muscles tightening around his chest, constricting him in the slightest way. It wasn't lethal, to playful eyes.

'Heh, I got him."

Naruto kept his eyes on hers, ignoring the black tunic that hugged, what he now noticed in its full essence, her perky and beatiful B-cup breasts, delicate shoulders, and visible tender legs that were now being exposed by the tunic riding up. The black nail polish on her fingers and toes gave small glints of light, that stunningly matched her overall appearance. Just perfect for her milky, tanned skin. Although he really wanted to touch in a way, it wasn't the right moment to do so.

"Tayuya-chan you know I do-" began the boy before being interrupted for the third time, byt the inclined weight of her feet on his shoulders, as she stood up.

"Shut up baka! Let me talk." Tayuya said as she altered her pose to increase her weight by his shoulders. Well, in a teasing manner to say the least. Or seductively...? Not that he knew.

"Look at you. Can't keep up eh blondie?" Mused the redhead as she stared at him. Naruto was a bit shcoked and more confused by her actions. 'Is she really mad? Or...' He inwardly shook those thoughts out of his head, before returning to look at the now beautiful slender and lightly tanned legs pressed against him. He smile shyly, a gentle red tint forming on his cheeks. Tayuya never noticed it.

As she then sat down back onto his chest, her feet still pressed on his shoulders pressure point, she smiled inwardly. She just need a few more words, and payback would be satisfying.

"Tayuya, I'm sorry okay?" Spoke Naruto sincerely and and truthfully. His eyes genuinely locked onto her chocolate orbs showing her he was truly honest, whether from their spar or from his comments. It shocked the kunoichi to say the least. It wasn't necessarily suppose to go this way, but she hoped it would change. She didn't really want to confuse Naruto. "Ill do whatever you want. Buy you whatever you need. I wont say anything okay? Im sorry" The blond repeated as he looked away, his eyes averting a slight glance towards the curtains. His shoulders slumped under her feet. His bright blue eyes, shy, but sincerely apologetic.

The redhead stood still. 'Did I just take this too far...?' Overwhelmed with guilt and slight sadness, she smiled weakly and decided to end it there. Cheering him, was her best bet. 'Naruto..'

"Hey blondie" She spoke up as she leaned onto his face. Their noses touching each other, lips a few centimeters apart. Eyes locked with each other. She felt his warm breath crawl over her lips and chin, gliding down to her neck. His forest evergreen smell, potent yet soft to her sense. His shiny blue eyes, again sparkling a deep blue. As she stare at him, she then noticed the slight scarlet hue that tinted his cheeks. 'He's...blushing~!' It was then and there she did something so out of character for her, that left Naruto stunned.

"Kawaiii!"

"What?" Inquired Naruto still stunned and quite frankly speechless, in a way, at her sudden outburst. He then felt her accommodate slightly further, higher and firmer onto his chest. Her feet laying behind her now, resting on his abdomen. His heart fluttering uncontrollably as he had never been so flabbergasted, surprised and whipped by Tayuya ever. Or any female for that matter. Bearing not to much at her form and her body, he now actually looked at her entirely. One word was all that he thought.

'Beautiful...'

Tayuya continued to stare at him as a sudden grin and glimmering twinkle shone in his deep blue eyes. She suddenly felt desire and...fear? 'Why does he make me feel this way...yet frightened about what he might do?' She thought hesitantly as she now moved down his stomach, her hands resting on his chest.

"What is it baka?" She asked the blonde flustered, as she fidgeted with her toes as opposed to her fingers as to not give hint of her sudden mix of emotions. But Naruto wasn't dumb or ignorant. He noticed it, and then a very, very gleeful smile exited his lips. 'I'll play with you'

"Ne, Tayuya?" The redhead in question snapped out of her thoughts and motioned him to continue.

"You know I can feel 'you' through that tunic of yours...right?" He started with a sly grin and teasing emphasis on 'you'. His eyes staring now at her legs, licking his lips delicately, despite the sudden abrup gasp from Tayuya.

She just stood there, agape as she noticed his lips brimming with a shine from the passing of his tongue. She then noticed that in fact, her legs were visible. Her black tunic had rode up to the point where if Naruto wanted to, he could have seen her undergarments.

"I-I...c-can't believe YOU!" she flustered and stuttered at his comment. In sudden fast movements, she attempted to stand up, only to lock eyes with Naruto that caused her to trip on his shirt, and stumble, slip and drop onto his stomach. Her hands shyly around her blushing face. The landing wasn't hard, but it did kick some wind of the blond. 'Heh, now whose better?'

'Dammit it's not suppose to be like this! This is my payback!'

As she pondered on where she had gone wrong and what not, Naruto grinned his most teasing smile at her.

"What? Can't you believe me wanting to kiss you from head to toe?" He teased, and she grew another shade. "Lick and nibble your neck? Kiss your lips?" She was beginning to sway, her hands still covering her ever growing shades of red. It was so out of character for her, that Naruto thought it was a different person all togethere. Like Hinata.

"You know what?" He asked and she still didn't respond, fidgeting to herself upon his stomach. "I can do that , and I probably will." He finished. In that time, he untied his hands from the rope itself, pushed uff from the ground, quickyl yet gently enough and pressed her down below his chest, her legs wrapped around his waist. And embarrassed clench. His arms sustained him upwards as one pried her arms apart to stare into her eyes.

As he did, she again flustered further, and tried to push him away. "B-baka...let me go..." In all the time he has known her, he had never seen such a cute reaction from her. And it only further indulged him to continue. He then caressed her bare legs down to her ankles that earned him a slight gasp from her mouth. She quivered under his arms, and he loved it. Here was the girl that had the toughest, strongest, boyish demeanor ever, turn into mush when he had flipped the tables.

He was happier than he could ever be. And Tayuya was as well, but she was just overwhelmed by his boldness.

'T-this idiot...s-stop...t-that tickles...-haha- It w-asn't suppose...to-to go this way...'She tought to herself as the evident blush stayed expressive on her cheeks. Her eyes closing and small tears from the tickling of her legs, streaked her cheeks. Small fits of giggles escaping every now and then.

She was just so shocked, that she was becoming engrossed in his slight playful ministrations of her body. The tenderness and respectful dominance he displayed of her body made her feel wanted, loved and above all, better than him. In a way she told herself. She never felt so weak, yet so protected by any other man, more like nevery BY him that her previous argument with him, faded in nonexistence. She thought he would always show reserved traits and allowed her to do what she wanted, but here she was with him doing bold little acts that only boosted her sensual yet gratifying sensations that she had always wanted.

It was then she shivered by the feeling of warm wetness that appeared by her inner right thigh. As she glanced down, she came to see Naruto kissing her thigh slowly and sensually down to her right ankle where he laid a feather touch to her calk, ghosting, causing her to shiver with excitement. She then bursted out laughing as he sweetly kissed her feet and nibbled her toes. It was strange and somewhat awkward but she loved how he was so passionate with it, that she forgot it was all just intimate and caring play.

'H-he...always said he loved my eyes, my hair, my lips, my everything, but I thought he was just teasing..' She thought to herself, eliciting another giggle, that sparked with radiance of the sensations that cursed her body.

She had never thought he would do something like that. Not in the least mind you. She was always self conscious about her legs, feet and chest. She had felt somewhat unattractive, but this show of ministrations, showed her, Naruto, of all the people she knew, was a very passionate, friendly and caring person.

On the other side, Naruto himself kissed her legs up to her hips, where he pulled her closer to him, and stared into her chocolate brown eyes that now seemed lidded with euphoria.

"I told you, Tayuya-chan, I am better than you" He then gently kissed her lips, a chaste kiss to say the least, but that was all that was needed as Tayuya herself returned it.

She had always wanted it, but she had to act the tough part. And she fell with him, the playfulness gone, and the little 'spar' in full effect.

Haha, I hope this story is fun. I had a lot of joy writing it. Hopefully you will enjoy it, and laugh in a way. XD Love you all. And later. Read and Review Please!