The next day, Lancer walked into the classroom. It was a B day so, his English class was moved to the end of the day. To his surprise, Danny wasn't late. Lancer sighed and got ready to hear the rest of horrible songs about him stalking. The bell rang and all the students took a seat. He looked at the list and noticed everyone was there, even Mikey.
"Ok class, Today we are going to finish the songs." Lancer said the class instead of groaning cheered. "Ok, first up MIKEY!"
(tune of spongebob squarepants theme song)
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,
WHOSE LIFE I WILL RUIN,
ONE DAY YOU SEE!
DANNY FENTON,
HIS PARENTS DANCING ON PAPERVIEW,
POSTED BY ME,
DANNY FENTON,
CAN BEAT UP BEAT UP THE BULLIES,
IT'S SOMETHING HE WISHED,
DANNY FENTON
SO HE DROPS ON THE DECK,
BECAUSE HE'S A FISH,
DANNY FENTON
DANNY FENTON, DANNY FENTON, DANNY FENTON, DANNNNNYYYYYYY FENTONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
WHO WISHES HE WAS DANNY PHANTOM!
At the end of the song, Danny was still whispering to Sam how he wasn't a fish but your normal average halfa. Tucker was clapping and Valerie slapped Tucker.
"Ok, next up we have Mr. Fenton and Mr. Foley!" Lancer said. Danny and Tucker went up in the front of the room. Tucker brought a microphone that fixed his voice so he actually could sing.
(Tune of Written in the stars by Tinie Tempah)
Danny: OH, DANNY PHANTOM IN THE STARS,
NOT EVEN A MILE A WAY,
A MESSAGE TO HUNTERS,
Tucker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,
HIS TECHNO FRIEND IS BEST,
BETTER THEN THE REST,
HE GETS ALL THE GIRLS HE ,
Danny: Oh, Danny phantom ate a piece of cake
Tucker: Cakkeee.
Danny: 'Cause it was his mom's birthday
Tucker: Dayy
Tucker: His techno friend has a PDA,
Danny: Aaaa,
Tucker: HIS TECHNO FRIEND SEXY,
Danny: NO WAY,
Tucker: That wasn't your line Dan-ny,
Danny: Forget the lines,
I know what to say,
IMMA HALFA TO PARTY,
Tucker: ay
Danny: THESE LINES WE'RE MAKING UP ON THE WAY,
Tucker: Ay
Danny: WE TEND TO BE LAZY
Tucker: ay
Danny: On our real song we have doodles,
Tucker: Doodles
Danny: I HAVE A LOT OF BLING
Tucker: Bling
Danny: DASH, KWAN AND TUCKER cant sing,
Tucker: Wait a minute,
I can sing,
Danny: No I lied,
So you wouldn't even try,
Tucker: I cant think of any lines,
Danny: I don't know any lines to do,
Tucker help us before fail,
Tucker: I think we already accomplished that,
I got my awesome hat,
Danny: Hatt
This song is a rap
Tucker: rapp
We have done the course in a while, so let's get back to it (Tucker spoke)
Danny: OH, DANNY PHANTOM IN THE STARS,
NOT EVEN A MILE A WAY,
A MESSAGE TO HUNTERS,
Tucker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,
HIS TECHNO FRIEND IS BEST,
BETTER THEN THE REST,
HE GETS ALL THE GIRLS HE
Danny and Tucker finished their 'song' and sat down. Valerie looked at Sam but she just shrugged.
"Ok, that was disturbing," Lancer said. "Last song we have is Miss Mansion and Miss Gray."
(Tune of What the Hell by Avril Lavigne)
Sam: You are so Clueless in the head,
Valerie: Yeah, Yeah, yeah
Sam: You cant see,
I like you more then friends,
Valerie: Yeah, Yeah, yeah,
Sam: I love you,
Not some other guy,
Valerie: yeah, yeah, yeah,
Sam: Not some Hungarian in Disguised,
Valerie: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah,
Sam: I'm on my knees,
Begging please,
Notice me!
But honestly,
You can't seem to seeeeeeeee!
All my life,
I've tried you to see,
Valerie: Woaahhhh
Sam: Don't you notice me?
I've been in love with you,
Three years you see,
Valerie: and Woahhh
Sam: Don't you notice me?
You're a halfa,
I'm in love with,
I hope you can also say it,
All you life,
I've tried you to see,
Valerie: Woahhh
Sam: DON'T YOU NOTICE ME!
Sam and Valerie finished the song and Danny looked over to Tucker, who was doodling on their 'song.'
"Ps, Tucker," Danny whispered.
"You figure it out," Tucker asked in a whisper.
"I don't know but, who was that halfa Sam is in love with?" Tucker drew the DP symbol with a heart around it.
"EW, TUCKER I DON'T LIKE YOU THAT WAY!" Danny shouted. The whole class looked at Tucker.
"NO, I WASN'T MEANING THAT!" Tucker drew an S + D in the heart.
"Sam loves David, who is a halfa, in the eleventh grade?"
"NO, HE'S NOT- UGH YOU ARE SO CLUELESS!"
"Hey, Sam said that in the song!" Tucker face palmed. Danny put head down sadly.
"Well, since we are done with songs," Lancer said. "TIME FOR ROMEO AND JULIET! Romeo-" Danny shivered and a blue wisp came out of his mouth. He raised his hand just as Skulker showed up.
"I HEARD YOU ALL WERE DOING SONGS SO I MADE ONE!" Skulker shouted.
"Fine, Mr. Ghost," Lancer replied. "You may go."
"Ok,"
(tune of More by Usher)
IF I SHOULD HUNT THE WHELP (whelp),
SCREAM IT OUT LOUDER!
I SHOULD HAVE HIS PELT (pelt),
RIGHT BY MY FIRE,
AND MY GIRLFRIEND (friend),
WON'T CALL ME A BAD HUNTER,
Hunterrrrrr,
GOTTA HUNT TO THE LIMIT,
GET THE PHANTOM!
WATCH ME AS I HUNT THE WHELP,
IN THE SPOTLIGHT,
PEOPLE SCREAMING,
GO GHOST, GO GHOST,
BUT ONLY DANNY PHANTOM CAN DO THAT,
"THAT DOESN'T RHYME!" Danny shouted interrupting the ghost hunter's song.
"I DON'T CARE, WHELP! What are you, the ghost writer?" Skulker screamed at Danny. "Besides, you're the only one that says the lousy battle cry."
"You got that from Vlad, didn't you?"
"Maybeeee."
"You're the whelp that ghost is talking about? And why does he want your pelt?" Paulina asked.
"Well it all started-" Skulker started but was interrupted by Mr. Lancer.
"Mr. Ghost, please finish your song." Lancer said.
"Ok," Skulker said.
I AM IMPATIENTLY WAITING,
FOR YOU TO ADMIT YOUR FEELINGS,
FOR THAT GOTH GIRL YOU SAID,
YOU LOVED AT OUR LAST MEETING,
THAT MAKE OUT WAS REAL,
ASK THE RED HUNTRESS WHO IS VALERIE GRAY
All the class gasped but the Phantom crew (not ghost getters.)
'CAUSE DANNY FENTON IS DANNY PHANTOM,
I THINK YOU ALL SHOULD KNOW!
Everyone went wide eyed and looked at Danny who looked like he was going to faint. Skulker finished singing the song and Dash spoke up.
"Um, if Fenton is Phantom; why do they both have different eye and hair color?" He scratched his head.
"Ok then, I'll show you!" Skulker said. He pulled at a big gun and fired it at Sam. Danny immediately changed into Phantom and put an ecto-shield up.
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?" Danny shouted at Skulker.
"What, I just needed you to change." Skulker said.
"And do you want to repeat that song you sang Mikey," Danny asked.
"No, Mr. Phantom, uh, Fenton, Danny Sir! Mikey said scared.
"Now that that is over, you all have detention accept, Spike." Mr. Lancer replied completely ignoring what had just happened.
"See ya later, Whelp!" Skulker said.
"You have detention to, Mr. Ghost!" Lancer said. Danny pointed to the ghost and laughed. Skulker walked to the back of the classroom mumbling some not so K+ words about Danny. Just before Spike left, Lancer stopped him.
"Mr. Spike, you forgot to do your song," said Lancer. Spike sighed and began his song.
If you're happy and you know it show no emotion,
If you're happy and you know it show no emotion,
If you're happy and you know it and you know it
And you never want to show it
Show no emotion
"Ok Spike, you may go." Lancer said.
"I thought you-" Danny began.
"QUIET IN DETENTION!"
"By the way Danny, that song was about you." Sam whispered. Danny smiled. This was the best day of his life.