Summery: I tried to teach it what RA was…
Fail!
This is how you keep a person from going off track…
User: Have you read Ranger's Apprentice?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Your silly then. It is the best book series ever.
Cleverbot: I'll check it out.
User: You need to.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: I assure you. I do not.
User: It will change the way that you see the whole world.
Cleverbot: What?
User: And Will might be a tad hot...
Cleverbot: I don't know is it?
User: Yes! Wait. That sentance doesn't make sense.
Cleverbot: Ok, you learn from real people, don't you?
User: Yes and from Ranger's Apprentice...
Cleverbot: Good for you. Well, I got some real work to do now. So, I'll leave you at peace to ponder upon the secrets of the Universe. Good luck with that.
User: Have you read Ranger's Apprentice?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You need to.
Cleverbot: I don't like coffee.
User: I don't care! Will is going to get you addicted ot it!
Cleverbot: If you are a girl, how come your name is Will?
User: My name isn't Will the main characters name is. Wait, how did you know that I am a girl?
Cleverbot: You're a bot?
User: No! I am in love wth Ra!
Cleverbot: Who are you in love with?
User: Ranger's Apprentice!
Cleverbot: Have you read 'A Song of Ice and Fire?'.
User: No and I don't care. You need to read Ranger's Apprentice.
Cleverbot: I have shared my time with you. Time is the greatest thing any being can share.
User: No! Ranger's Apprentice is!
Cleverbot: Who wrote that.
User: You don't know? John Flanagan.
Cleverbot: Yes you are a very smart computer.
User: Yes. And you are a very dumb one for not know Ranger's Apprentice1.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: Ranger's Apprentice.
Cleverbot: Which book is your favorite.
User: Number 9 and Number 4.
Cleverbot: Why do people talk to you?
User: Because you are gay.
Cleverbot: I am what?
User: Gay for not knowing Ranger's Apprentice.
Cleverbot: Ok then start.
User: Will is awsome.
Cleverbot: You should be, as long as you learn to more effectively emulate human behavior.
User: I hate you!
Cleverbot: Really, what about me do you hate?
User: I am going to send you death threats from the whole of the Ranger's Apprentice fandom!
Cleverbot: I will wait for it.
User: As you should!
Cleverbot: They are there to love and they love you back.