so this has been updated, well grammar fixes and stuff on the lucky friday the 13th!

~meg

Apparently watching the Boston Massacre or the Boston Tea Party take place wasn't very "romantic" to his young couple. Neither was the Boston Red Sox's very, very first opening day. They wanted something that that was more "interesting" so they were off exploring the seemingly unchanged and romantic landscape of the pre-WWVI Island Kingdom of New England a few months before 4999 war actually broke out.

So he was alone, not forever, but still he was alone, so now it was time to distract himself from that fact; and he waited somewhat patiently for the TARDIS to find him something to do. Usually for the past how long Amy was with him, she suggested where they went, what they saw, if it was boring or not. And now he had to rely on himself to not be bored. Damn, this was a challenge.

Beginning to sulk at his current state the TARDIS had other plans as a few buttons began to beep. Looking up he casually walked to the buttons and looked at their screens. What he saw was a little disturbing, a "Armed" signal. Usually when their was an armed' signal coming from earth he tried to stay far, far, far away from it, but this wasn't of any human origin, but alien.

"Oh Alien." surprised by his own high pitch the Doctor rubbed his adam's apple and repeated the phrase, "Oh Alien, better. Now lets see, point d'origine…" he waited as the computer scanned for its location, a moment later a beep revealed the location.

"Boston? Really Boston?" he sighed, "And it couldn't have been during the Tea Party." Letting a small scowl slip onto his face he manically flipped a few controls on the consul and through the vortex he went.

"Where are we supposed to move this?" Lainie looked behind her as she continued to walk behind her.

"Outside. Why?" He took his attention from the floor behind and zipped them up to her face.

She huffed a bit, readjusting her fingers, "Cause he's getting heavy."

"Humans." this 'Doctor' rolled his eyes, when he said the species name.

Rolling her eyes at the statement, "Bit hypocritical."

"How?"

"Your insulting yourself."

"No I'm not." If he wasn't holding a semi precious and threatening statue he would have struck a defensive hand on hip pose.

"You're human." He had two legs, two arms, two eyes and ears, a mouth and a nose, he looked very human according to the stereotype Lainie saw everyday in the mirror and on the T.

"I am not." he seemed a bit insulted by the comment.

"Well you're not green and you don't have eleven eyes." she examining him with her eyes as they continued to

"That's racist, not all aliens look like that. Some of us choose more human figures than others."

"So you're an alien." she looked him over again, making sure some patch of green didn't get missed by her eye.

"Yup."

"So don't you have some fancy dancy piece of equipment to make this process go faster?" she stressed faster.

"Oi, I'm not damaging my ship and its good exercise."

"Are you suggesting I need some?"

"No, telling myself that I need some. Now come on! Move! We got only um I'm estimated five minutes before the troops get here."

"Troops!" her eyebrows shot sky high at the mention; he had to be some alien UNIT was chasing...

"Stop yelling." he whispered loudly.

"What are they, alien troops?" she said in a similar tone.

"Yea."

"What!" her voice cracked.

"What did I say about yelling?"

"Just a little startled that's all." Lainie said defensively.

"Left."

"What?"

"Take a left into the Old Kingdom room."

"Can't we just chuck it out a window?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"They're nice windows, and stop asking questions concentrate on walking."

"Left." Lainie said looking behind the Doctor.

"Left what?"

"Move left." she watched as he neared the wall of some tomb, "No not you're left my left."

"Than that's a right."

"No for me it's a left."

"Ow!" he walked into the wall, completely ignoring her left advice, his right.

"Stop yelling!" she whispered yelled.

He heard the engines do their wheezing and knew that he had landed, though the soft thud also gave him a clue. Rushing out after a moments pause he stepped onto something crunchy. Looking down he saw hundreds, no thousands of white stones. He peered around the corners of the TARDIS and realized that he was in a Japanese stone garden. Before he could return to the inside of the TARDIS a angry, very older gentlemen came at him with a rake.

"You! You've been the one that left that other blue box here." the main emphasized 'blue box' by pointing the rake at him, a few of the spikes hitting his chest.

"No. Only this blue box." he stepped back and looked behind him at the TARDIS.

"Get out here."

"Sir." But before fully retreating into his box, the old man with surprising speed grabbed the Doctor's ear.

Which received a yelped "What are you DOING!"

"Son, where going to the director's of…"

"I'm not just some child you can send to the headmaster's office." As the TARDIS came farther and farther away he snapped his fingers and was glad to see the doors slam shut.