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Chapter 2: Back in Black
Gaara waited patiently for Kankuro by the door. He was dressed all in black. Kankuro came to his side with his puppet. He was also dressed in black (and not his usual black outfit.
"Do you know what restaurant they went to?" Gaara asked him.
"Um, possibly," Kankuro chuckled nervously, "I think I heard Temari talking to herself about some French restaurant."
"Madame Rouge?"
"Yes."
"Lets go."
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"So I think we should sneak in," Kankuro suggested.
Gaara smiled sarcastically, "Really?"
All of a sudden Kankuro started muttering the Mission Impossible song, going in and out of shadows.
"I live with a mental patient," Gaara declared.
"Come on Gaara!"
"Kankuro, if we're going to pop in shouldn't we do it now?"
"Yes."
"Dumb ass."
"Raccoon."
"You're going to pay for that!" Gaara yelled, but Kankuro already transported into the restaurant. Gaara frowned and did the same thing. Both of them were in the men's bathroom. Gaara started to walk out but Kankuro stopped him.
"What?" Gaara snapped.
"This is a single bathroom."
"So."
"So? People might get the wrong impression if we walk out of here together."
"Uh, Kankuro."
"Just saying."
Gaara crossed his arms.
"Fine. You go first," he said.
"OK."
Kankuro stepped out to find a lovely lit French place.
"Nice," he sang. Gaara stepped out of the bathroom.
"Be quiet," Gaara spat, "Here. We'll sit at that table over there. He pointed to a booth that was close by, but not to close to Temari and Shikamaru.
"Temari's right there," Kankuro said loudly.
"Shut up. Do you want her to hear you?"
"Sor-ry."
Gaara and Kankuro sat down at the table.
"May I take your order?" a waiter said coming up to them.
"No thanks," Gaara replied never looking at him.
"Actually," Kankuro started, "I would like to have bread, cheese, and French fries."
"French fries?" Gaara asked.
"It doesn't have the word French in it for nothing."
"Right away," the waiter said leaving.
Kankuro looked at Temari and Shikamaru. She was laughing her head off.
"She looks like she's about to explode," Kankuro said to no one in particular.
"Make sure you don't get caught," Gaara said. Kankuro squinted his eyes. He started to get up.
"What the hell are you doing?" Gaara hissed. Kankuro grabbed his arm and they hid behind a plant.
"What the hell? Kankuro lets go back to our seats," Gaara barked. Temari sat two tables away from the huge plant.
"Spying."
"Kankuro," Gaara warned.
"What are you two doing?" a woman (at least they thought) said. They turned around to face a she wolf. She literally looked like an ugly body builder.
"The world's coming to an end!" Kankuro cried. Gaara kept his cool.
"are you the new waiters?" the lady(???) asked.
Kankuro went from horror expression to mischievous expression.
"Yes," Kankuro finally said after a few seconds.
Gaara looked at him, killing glinting in his eyes.
"What did you just say?" Gaara asked through clenching teeth. "Kankuro, what are you doing?"
"Improvising."
"Come with me," lady she wolf said.
"Dun da dun dun," Kankuro whistled. Gaara could feel his temples throbbing.
"Okay," the lady said," my name's Amanda."
Kankuro started laughing, "A man duh!" Gaara just shook his head.
"Is there something funny about that?"
"No sir, uh ma'am."
Amanda glared at him.
"Okay," she began, "Your uniforms are in that closet and then we will get you started."
"Uniforms," Gaara mumbled. Then it dawned on him. Uniforms! Kankuro you are DEAD!"
"Quiet my sweet little petunia." Kankuro could feel sand moving to his ankles. "Gaara, Gaara I'm sorry. Don't hurt me."
The sand went up to his kneecaps.
"Gaara!"
The sand retreated.
Kankuro wiped his forehead.
"I'm going home."
"No! Gaara come on."
"Do you want me to go get Temari and tell her what YOU"VE been doing?"
"What we've been doing."
"No, you. She only listens to her favorite brother."
"Whatever," Kankuro said.
Gaara was a little shocked. He actually thought Kankuro would give more of a fight.
"Kankuro."
"What?"
"Get the stupid uniforms. I don't trust Temari." Kankuro beamed and got the outfits. Once they were dressed, Gaara wished they had gone home.
"I look like a freakin penguin," Gaara motioned.
"You look cute," Kankuro teased.
"I guess I have to go get Temari," Gaara said.
"Okay, Okay. How to I look?"
Gaara had no expression on his face. Kankuro's pants were an inch to small and so were the sleeves. He looked ridiculous.
"Good."
"You, too."
Gaara went into the kitchen, hoping he would get out of here as soon as possible.
"Ok, you're going to the table and you're going to take their order. Easy as that and when their food comes, you give it to them. Take that table over there with the blonde," Amanda told them.
"Can we have another table?" Kankuro pleaded. Amanda had pointed to Temari and Shikamaru's table.
"Either you go serve that table or there, or you clean the toilets."
"We're going," Kankuro sang. He and Gaara started to walk to her table when Kankuro stopped.
"Hey look at this," he said holding up a fake moustache from a table.
"Kankuro don't even think about it."
"If we have to serve Temari, we should do it in disguise."
"No that's called foolishness. You've crossed the line. A lot."
"Gaara I thought you were on board with this!"
"To act like an idiot? I don't think so."
"Fine I'll go serve them myself."
"Go right ahead. I have to watch this."
Kankuro gave him a dirty look and walked towards his sister.
"Hola senorita, may I take your order?" Kankuro asked in his Spanish accent.
"Baka. It's a French restaurant, asshole," Gaara mumbled leaning on a nearby wall.
"Give us a sec," Temari answered. She was looking dreamily into Shikamaru's eyes.
"Gag me," Kankuro murmured.
Temari turned around, "Excuse me?"
"Nothing mate," Kankuro smirked.
Gaara shook his head," Great. Next he'll be saying the British are coming."
Temari looked up at Kankuro eyes squinted.
"Do I know you?" she asked. With his to short suit, moustache, no purple make up, and a black top had that unfortunately came with the uniform, he was almost unrecognizable.
"Nope."
Gaara just stood there, enjoying very moment of this.
"Are you sure?"
"Si."
"Aren't you supposed to act French? I mean this is a French restaurant. How troublesome," Shikamaru complained.
"Oiu, oui. You are a smart one. I wondered how long it would take you. Cheer up! I mean you're on this date with this gruesome, I mean, lovely lady," Kankuro spat.
Gaara took a napkin and started writing, "this is going in the book of Kankuro's most idiotic moments."
"You're one weird waiter," Temari huffed.
"Grazie."
Gaara imitated him in his mobster voice, "I let you into my family and this is how you repay me? I gave you food."
Kankuro started to sweat. His cover could be blown any minute. It was time to start grilling them on their date.
"So is this your first date together or have you two lovebirds been going at it for a while?" he asked.
"Not that it's any of your business, but this is our first official date," Temari sneered.
"First official?"
Gaara stepped a little closer to the table, anxious to heat the reply.
Shikamaru sighed, "She has two brothers. I told her a long time ago I wanted to go out with her, but she didn't know how they would react. So we kind of snuck around their backs and today is our first official date where Temari told them."
"Really?" Kankuro asked, cracking his knuckles. Gaara had a deadly scowl on his face.
"Okay, well enough of this small talk. I'll have the French onion soup and a chicken caesar salad with some wine," Temari said changing the subject.
"Kankuro looked at her, "How old are you?"
Temari smiled and took some money from her halter, giving a clear view of boobage to the waiter. She smirked, this always worked. A waiter would ask her how old she was, obviously a couple years young for the drinking age, and she would get money out of her shirt, while showing lots of her cleavage and they wouldn't ask anything anymore.
"Oh god I'm scarred for life!" Kankuro cried, shielding his eyes.
"Excuse me?" Temari pressed taken aback. Kankuro couldn't make eye contact with her. He looked towards Shikamaru.
"What do you want?"
"Um... I'll have the salmon," he said a little confused.
"Ok. Both of you are getting seltzer water. I'll be back," Kankuro quickly said speed walking towards the kitchen.
"Smooth," Gaara told me.
Kankuro glared at him, "Did you here about them sneaking around?"
"Yeah and I really want to show him how much it hurts when you play with fire. Better yet with sand."
"Not only do you get burned, you die."
"I say we mess with his fish a little. I mean we have to make sure nothing hazardous is going into his mouth."
"I like your style brother."
"Hurry up and get their food!"
"Okay."
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