Here's the continuation. Hope you like it!
Friday, October 8, 7:45 pm
Camera:
Stefan: *his face is all wounded and scratched* so that little bastard won this time, but this is not over! I'm gonna catch that son of a bitch and send it on a boat to Alaska!...*takes a deep breath* kay, now I'm sitting in the living room, I assume that the fat ball will be here any time, so I'll be waiting it, with THIS *shows to the camera a very big tennis racket and a black plastic garbage bag* that's right! I'm sending that bastard right to Boca Raton!
Few minutes pass
Stefan: mm…I'm starting to think that bastard's not gonna get in here. Damon probably trained it to smell danger or something. Never mind. I'll just keep waiting.
More minutes pass, Stefan starts to fell asleep
Stefan: *yawn*…I think it's not in here, maybe I should *yawn* take some rest…-*cuddles in the couch- how cute is that?*
Suddenly growls can be heard. The creepy "Shark" music sounds again. Something is moving between Stefan's feet!
Toby: *starts biting Stefan's toe and growls*
Stefan: *wakes up* what the hell?...* Toby jumps to Stefan's face- again* AAAHHH! *grabs the racket and hits Toby with it* DIE YOU LITTLE BASTARD! DIE!
Toby: *growls with anger, then break the racket with its teethes*
Stefan: O.O WTF? HOW THE HELL HE EVEN DID THAT? *its being hurt by the raccoon* AAAAAAHHH! *starts running in circles with Toby in his head* YOU ***** RACCOON! *tries to hit it with the broken racket*
Damon: *appears in the shot* oh hi Stefan, whatssup? *sees the scene* hey! What are you doing to Toby?
Stefan: *with the raccoon still in his head* WHAT AM I DOING? LOOK AT YOUR RAT! IT'S DEFORMING MY FACE!
Damon: *shrugs* and I care why?
Stefan: *got the raccoon out of his head* you know what? GO TO HELL! YOU AND YOUR FAT RODENT! I'm so gonna to destroy that demon! I swear!
Damon: whatever dude. Come here Toby, the guy's insane. * pick a surprisingly docile Toby in his arms and leaves* and he said I had problems!
Saturday, October 9, 3:32 pm
Stefan: *on camera* I'm alone again. Damon's out, probably killing some innocent sorority girls or random extras. This is my opportunity to end with this! I'm killing that rodent right now! *pulls a huge knife from nowhere* Oh Toby! Come here!
*Toby appears hissing and growling*
Stefan: *smirks evilly* gotcha bastard!
*somebody nocks at the door*
*Caroline comes in with rush, Toby runs away*
Caroline: Stefan! Glad I find you! Katherine showed up at my place and…!-
Stefan: *psycho face, still holding knife, teeth come out-nice picture, isn't it?* SEE WHAT YOU DID! YOU SCARE THE SON OF A BICH! What the hell do you want?
Caroline:…never mind. I take off. Whatever Katherine does to me it can't be as scary as this! *leaves quickly with vampire speed*
Stefan: *frowning* weird. *grabs the knife again* where were I? Oh yes! Come Toby, Toby...SHOW UP YOU DAMN BITCH!
Katherine:*pops up from nowhere* where you looking at me Stefan?
Stefan: oh crap! Now what? *glares* what do you want Katherine?
Katherine: I've come to visit you. I've missed you Stefan. Did you miss me?
Stefan: *ironic* yeah right. Just like I miss Damon or the Bubonic Plague.
Katherine: oh you're so hot when you use that tone! So what are you doing?
Stefan: not much. Try to hunt a psychotic raccoon with anger management problems. Courtesy of my beloved Brother.
Katherine: oh, you mean this raccoon? *is holding a docile Toby in her arms*
Stefan: *twitch* ho…how the hell did you do that? O.O
Katherine: oh look at this little buddy! It's so cute! *pets and cuddle Toby*
Toby: *purrs*
Stefan: *slaps forehead* of course, the fat rat is just as evil as her, obviously they should get along
Katherine: *lets Toby go and he runs away* so, what I was about to tell you? Ah yeah! I have a new evil plan to destroy your relationship with Elena and get into your pants. So stay-
Stefan: *psycho face* OH CRAP! You let the bastard go! Nice Katherine!
Khaterine: pay attention to my threats! As I was saying: stay away from Elena cause I'll kill her!
Stefan: yeah, yeah, whatever *glares* where the hell that fat ball went?
Katherine: *throws a tantrum* hey! Don't ignore me! I hate when people ignore me!...maybe I have low self esteem problems…
Stefan: *twitch* look Katherine I don't care about your weird and creepy traumas, so leave, or help me caught this damn raccoon!
Katherine:…kay. I think I'm gonna go. You know, people to kill, main characters to threaten. You know Stefan, you've turned into a very weird creepy person…maybe even more than me…but you're still hot so, call me!
Katherine leaves
To be continued…
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Hey what's up? You like the 2nd part? R&R please!
