A/N:...Please don't kill me! Anyways, here you go guys!

Rated: M

Warning: this is Yaoi, BOY X BOY don't like, don't read. Sexual intercourse in chapters. Maybe forced sex if you see it that way. And of course, its Romano were talking about here.

Pairings: Japan/England, China and Japan/England, Hong Kong/England, China/Hong Kong, Romano/England, Spain/Romano/Italy, Italy/England. Basically everyone x England XD(...I'm guessing these are the parings -_-)

Disclaimer: I do not or ever will, own Hetalia or its characters. All belong to their rightful owners. I only own the plot and this story.

Tea Loving Bastards

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Spain stared at his cell phone in wonder, flipping it open then flipping it close over and over again. The sudden call from Romano startled him.

Thinking it was an emergency, he immediately picked it up, though it was a surprise to find out instead that he was told to go the the Italian's resort...with Hong Kong.

Weird.

But Spain being Spain laughed it off, saying he will do it before adding a sly comment just to piss his little tomatito off, which totally worked.

Spain stared at his phone for a little longer before letting out a small chuckle and dialed Hong Kong. Don't ask how he got the number, because he will just laugh as a reply. He explained the situation and Hong Kong just chuckled darkly, replying that he will be over in a few minutes before hanging up.

Now the poor Spaniard was confused, "Eh? Hong Kong sure must be close if he could be here in only a few minutes..." Spain pondered about this for a good moment before laughing it off. He must be overreacting, it would not be the first time that he did that.

Now if only he could get Germany to forgive him for thinking that the German was actually a spy from France whose mission was to reveal the Italy brother's vital regions...

It was an honest mistake, really.

He stuffed his phone in his pocket and began to pack his things for the little trip. Would Romano murder him if he brought the Italian's old stuff teddy bear with him?

Probably, but that never stopped him. Once he finished packing he texted his boss and told him he would be out for a couple of days. Spain's boss just sent back curses and threats which cause the Spaniard to chuckle sheepishly. He would be irritated too if he was to get a text around four in the morning telling them that they would be gone for a small mini vacation.

They will die with the wrath of his tomatoes...picture that kind of pain.

He dragged his things outside his door and waved enthusiastically at Hong Kong who leaned casually against a wall. The Asian nation just nodded in acknowledgment, his look holding his usual poker face. He held out two tickets to Italy and strolled to a airplane that was a few feet away from them.

Spain tilted his head in confusion before shrugging, following the silent nation to the plane that was parked way too close to his hou- wait, how the hell did it get here?

"So...do you know why Romano called us there? He usually threatens me with tomatoes if I ever get near his place."

He really wanted to know!

Hong Kong's blank face turned to a sinister one, causing the cheerful Spaniard to shiver. The nation held that smile for a while before turning his head to look out the window, his face back to a normal blank look.

...Guess he doesn't really need to know.

Spain just sighed, surrendering himself with the sudden quietness. Hopefully its not bad.

ooOoo

When they got to the island, Hong Kong quickly scanned the area before dragging the poor Spaniard by the arm, not letting him grab any of their luggage. He led them into the lobby before taking out his phone, seemingly reading something on the screen.

He nodded before putting it back in his pocket and dragging Spain to a certain room, opening the unlocked door and silently entering. Spain gently took his arm back from Hong Kong and gasped.

In the room, was England pinned against the wall, eyes closed shut and was panting heavily, by China and Japan. They both were too busy sucking on the skin that was available to them, making the Brit whimper.

Spain and Hong Kong both felt their blood rush to a certain place, mouths going dry at the sight. The Asian nation blushed heavily, already setting his gaze on his "Daddy." He of course knew this was going to happen after he got a call from the Italy brothers, explaining to him what their plan was. He just didn't expect to see England that desperate and sexy.

Spain stared at the three for a very long time before he noticed a certain Italian grinning at them. "R-Romano...¿qué es esto!?"

Romano smiled, "Well this is a bet gone wrong tomato bastard. I knew that they were going to be here so I made sure the cards were in this room and that they would agree to my little bet."

"B-But how did you know they were coming here? You weren't at the last meeting when China told us about the mini vacation." Spain asked, his feet suddenly moving him towards the sexy sight.

The Italian smirked, "Well, Fratello was there, and he told me all about it. He went to eavesdrop on the conversation and found out what resort they were going to. Honestly, I didn't realize Fratello could be so evil."

Spain stopped moving, stunned by the news. Italy? That sweet innocent nation planned this?!

"Ve, Romano~ What are saying to big brother Spain?"

Everyone in the room, besides the tea nations, turned towards the door and find the innocent Italian smiling innocently at them. He walked calmly towards Romano and grinned happily at the tea nations. "Ve~ it worked out so well! Didn't it Fratello?"

Romano nodded, suddenly starting to take off his shirt. "Yeah, yeah, it sure did."

He then focused his attention to the Spaniard and Hong Kong. "Well? What are you waiting for, get undress. Those two are going to devour England before we even get the chance."

Spain stayed silent for a moment before nodding, doing what was asked. What the hell. He had a crush on the Englishman for a while now anyways. He's not going to let this chance slip through his fingers. Hong Kong followed, littering his clothes on the floor and took a place near the Brit, already roaming his hands around the skin around him.

Spain sucked on England's stomach running his tongue on the smooth skin before dipping his tongue inside the belly button. The Italians latched themselves onto the neck, biting down hard and lapping up the blood that leaked out while China and Japan sucked on the englishman's nipples.

England was resulted into a moaning mess, not use to the overflowing amount of pleasure that he is feeling at one time. But why only him? Surely they can't all love him, that's not possible.

England tried to make sense of this, but his mind was too hazy from the stimuli, and he was too tired.

The nations continued their assault on the Brit before The Italians let go, licking their lips as they did so. "Come now, we can't let England come too soon. Why don't we have our own fun before we take him?"

By this statement, the Italy brothers grabbed Spain and began to grind their hips next to him. China held Hong Kong and slid his tongue down the other's throat, hands already sliding towards untouched territory.

After everyone left, Japan fully kissed England, running his hands over the other's chest before cupping his manhood, causing the englishman to whimper into the kiss. The Asian island felt happy, he got England all to himself while the others fooled around with each other.

England opened one glazed emerald eye, locking his gaze with Japan's. The Brit really doesn't know whats going on, or how this turned up to be, but it seemed that everyone didn't really care for the matter so why should he?

England sighed and fully let himself go, passionately kissing Japan back and thrusting his hip against the other.

Honestly, how could any of them predict this?

ooOooOoooO

A/N HeeHee, I love making England suffer. Its only because I love you! I know it was shorter than the last chapter but...meh. Thank you to those who bothered to read this and reviewed. I'm thinking of leaving it here but I don't know. What do you think?

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