Elementary School
Disclaimer: I don't own Eragon. Never have, never will. But, I hope to own my own book one day, so I will never have to write one of these things ever again! Moihaha!
It was a big room, with many doors and two hallways. And everything was made out of something the people from Alagaësia had never seen before. Orik looked around at the five people. Including him it was six. But wait! You must be thinking I need to take math all over again, because there were only five people. But, along with Eragon, Roran, Murtagh, Galbatorix and Orik, there was a random elf girl. Why was she there? Well, because if it wasn't for her, there would only be guys, and everyone knows that a group of all guys would never last.
Eragon looked at the girl. 'Who are you?'
'My names Cinderella.' She smiled. She had always liked her name, even if her stepmother gave it to her because she was always covered in cinders.
'That's a weird name.' Galbatorix said. Then, he realized something so terribly horrifying he screamed like a little girl. 'I'm outside my house! AHHHHHHHH!!!! I'm gonna die!!!!!! Save me!!!!' Yes, he had the phobia that I can't remember the name of. You know, the one where you're afraid to leave your home. But, think about it, he hasn't left his castle in ten years. TEN YEARS!!!! Ten years ago, I was in grade 1!
Then, Cinderella saw that a little boy was watching them. He was dressed weird. She told Galbatorix to shut up then smiled at the boy. 'Are you lost?'
Then, Murtagh looked at the boy and said, 'Beet it.'
The boy started crying, then ran off down one of the brightly colored hallways. Everyone looked at Murtagh. 'That was mean!' Roran said.
'Ya, you're a… a… a… big meanny!' Eragon said the best insult he could come up with. He wanted Murtagh to know just how mad he was at him for betraying him.
'You're not supposed to be like that with kids.' Orik said.
'Ya, how would you like it if we treated you like that?' Galbatorix said. Everyone looked at him. Wasn't he supposed to be the bad guy?
But Murtagh didn't have time to say a comeback. A man was walking down the hallway the kid had run down. He was wearing funny clothes too. His shirt was white, and his jacket was black, and it matched his pants. He had a yellow thing hanging from his neck and his black shoes didn't look like anything they had seen before. This whole place was strange. Behind the man was the little boy.
'Have you been harassing Jimmy?' The man said, motioning to the boy. Then, he noticed their clothes. They were wearing clothes form medieval times. Not only that, but they had weapons! 'You will have to come with me.'
Galbatorix ran up to him. 'Excuse me, but I will have you know, I am King Galbatorix, incase you didn't see my crown, and I don't appreciate the way you talked to me. I will have my guards arrest you, and then I can return to my castle.'
The man looked at him like he was crazy. You can't blame him. Listen to what Galby is saying.
'You try to have your… guards… take me away, but I'm the principal of this elementary school, and I'm telling you to come to my office.'
Well, let's see how they deal with my old principal! Mwahaha, I feel evil. Well, the only good thing I can say is, they have a girl with them, so they at least have a hope of not being thrown in the loony bin. Is it a big chance? Well, that all depends. But, until next time, here's some happy thoughts…. I GET TO HAVE A PIECE OF PIE!!!