35 ways to annoy random MR characters!
AN; thanks guys! Nobody hated it! And I kinda wanted to annoy him next, he's so darn unemotional! On with the guide/ story/ whatever you wanna call it…
FANG
Poke him. Poke him again. And again. And again. And… you get the idea.
Tell him he wears too much black.
Scowl at him creepily for an hour.
Tell him Max hates him.
Make him read a Figgy story.
Tell him Total wrote it.
Look at him with big eyes and ask him where babies come from.
Glare at him and tell him that if he doesn't hurry up, James Patterson will make her fall for Iggy.
Get him to kiss Lissa when Max can-wrong person, sorry. Get Max to kiss Iggy.
Sing the song that never ends in your 'sleep.' BONUS! This will annoy everyone else as well.
Tell him that James Patterson controls his thoughts.
Tell him JP is with Itex.
Ask 'are we there yet?' until he yells at you. Then burst into tears and tell Iggy loudly enough for everyone to hear, 'Make your boyfriend be nice!!!!' BONUS! This will also annoy Iggy. And Max.
Tell him Alex Rider is cooler than him.
When he asks who Alex Rider is, tell him he's Ari's imaginary friend. BONUS! This will also annoy Alexis- oops! Alex, and Ari.
Tell him exactly one hundred and three times he's kookoo for coco puffs.
Ask him to take Nudge shopping
Give off annoying vibes. It never fails.
If giving off annoying vibes fails (gasp! Not a snowball's chance in Florida!) Tell him he's an Instigator and run away.
Make him listen to Instigator, by Vanessa Hudgens.
Look at him and scream like a four year old boy.(In a really high voice)
Get Total to drool on him.
Throw all his clothes down the fire escape when the flock stops in a hotel.
Tell him to move a boulder from one place to another, because Max thought it would look prettier over in the other place.
When he's done start 'crying'. When he asks about it, tell him he dropped it on Max.
When he freaks out, start laughing at him. Then tell Max in a loud whisper that she can come out and laugh at him now.
Tell him you know where he lives.
Tell him you personally knew his mother and that she lives in Ireland.
Tell him he needs help, because he's suicidal in Max's hearing.
When he denies it, remind him of the 'time you caught him in the bathroom taking a buncha pills.' When he denies THAT, remind him beach incident. When he protests that he had no control over that, pat his arm and say, "if it makes you happy, Fnick."
Refer to him as Fnick
Tell him he's weird because he's annoying because he's weird because he has mental problems. (no offense to anybody who is or has relatives like that)Make sure you use that exact phrasing.
Tell him that he's gay.
Tie him up and put him in a box, then send him to Eagle Pass Texas.
Tell him how many reviews I got asking me to make this chapter.
WARNING!!!
after you do any of these things, i highly recommend running for your forking life unless you have a death wish.