part 2:
waking up with a start dipper felt horrible, and his first thought?
"ugghhh" why is mabel hanging off the fire place? ...oh right apparently once they had safely gotten to the hufflepuff common room their chatter and fun woke a few of the house members, but instead of being told off or ratted out they had decided to join causing a sort of party to happen, bodies strewn across the floor and inside collapsed pillow forts. then there was dipper, 3 seconds away from being crushed under his twin as she fe-UMPH!
"dipsterrrr i want...no i NEED some mabel juice right now~ my life energy is leaving meeee!" "well my life is flashing...before my eyes...so could you get your elbow... out of my chest and get off! "dipper finally got to suck in a deep breath as she rolled away not stopping until she was at the stairs to her room to get ready, this causing other patrons to wake up and hobble off to their own beds either to go back to sleep or get ready themselves. Dipper took this as his que to leave, mabel trailing not far behind.
after a quick trip to the ravenclaw house and Dipper locating his stuff they began the search for the kitchen so Mabel could make her...Mabel juice...ugghhh dipper shivered at the memories of the last time he had a try he swore he could taste colours as well as not sleeping for at least two days, he could NOT understand how his twin could have regular intakes of the stuff.
after hearing about the kitchens location they back tracked towards hufflepuff Dipper dragging the practically dead Mabel as she started sniffing and pointing in seemingly random directions until finally they made it to the source of the smell. Dipper was about to knock when mabel full of renewed energy threw herself through the door causing...elves? they looked like goblins mixed with that "chibi" thing mabel was obsessed with before one of the elves shouted "no one is allowed in the cooking area!" mabel started screeching back about her need for the mabel juice and how she was the only one who knew the recipe causing one of the elves to practically bristle with indignation at the thought! the elves could make anything! and they were determined to prove it and so after a brief explenation from mabel as to what "mabel juice" is, the elves added it to the list of things they were making for breakfast telling the twins to go to the great hall and there would be some along with her food she was so happy! she wanted her friends to try the magic of her concoction it was going to be great!
later~
...the mabel juice was a horrible idea...not to say that the elves failed in making it infact mabel thought it was the best she'd ever tried but...when she offered some to her friends that was when things went downhill by the end of breakfast at least a quarter of the schools population was sick with a sugar high oh boy...
after the breakfast fiasco and those poor souls having their stomaches pumped classes began which to the twins chagrin started seperatly but they weren't that sad because mabels first lesson? FLYING! WITH A BROOOOOOOOM ooh and after hearing about quidditch? she was psyched and sooo going to try out once she got the hang of flying of course, it would be a snitch, a breeze i say! she'd sweep the competition she...she's out of puns! but still she has to get a spot on the team how else will she find cute guys(or girls!)?! plus it looks fun! time to fly!
dippers first class looked easy enough herbology study of plants! he's pretty sure he'll do great since he's already read through most of the herbology book and was now half way through his basic spells book, he had to try a few of those out later...but right now he has to repot some mandrakes and tend to a...devils snare? huh that one wasn't in the book... oh well can't be too bad a lot of the things here had intimidating names but were actually pretty harmless so this should be fine! ...he did not know how wrong he was. apparently herbology is the kind of class that has you leaving with a few scrapes and bruises...
but their teacher...proffessor longbottom was really nice and didn't mind that he stuffed up a few times...okay a lot but still the man was a great teacher he was really helpful and compationate towards everyone and besides next up is a joined class with the hufflepuffs he'd be able to see how mabels first class went! she's probably having it just as rough as him!...
why does the universe like proving him wrong? not only was mabel apparently a natural with a broom but she managed to catch the eye of the quidditch instructor who wanted her to try out for a chaser ughhh why can't he ever get popular quickly? or be as quick...or have the stamina to DO things like quidditch or...any sport for that matter...flashbacks of painful basketball and football days went through his mind as they entered the spells class. this! he's sure he'll be good at he just has to! besides the first lesson is to hold a basic levitation spell
Dipper and mabel learnt the hard way to get a spell right you need to pronounce it perfectly and do the right motions other wise it doesn't work... or backfires, he found this quite hillarious when a feather exploded in his sisters face, until the same thing happened to himself... after a few more goes they figured it out and dipper even tried it with two feathers which then turned into a challenge since the teacher had nothing else really planned the others were placing feathers on top of the ones he had, seeing how many he could hold up. it was going well he had about 7 when suddenly they errupted into blue flames...as some of the kids laughed it off he looked around the room looking for the source of the fire he knew he didn't stuff up the spell he did all the correct motions and nothing felt different before they blew up! then he saw him, bill... he was there grinning with that cat face before his form glitched into triangle form for a moment and then just disappearing...he knew this was going to be trouble...he just couldn't escape gravity falls no matter how far he went...
he had his work cut out for him, the school had many unsuspecting people not knowing of bills tricks they could be conned into a deal at any moment not to mention he didn't know about many of the monsters already residing in the area this was going to be a loooong school year but he couldn't let bill get away with this!...whatever this was...
bill scene!: oooooohhhh he was having sooo much fun! so many minds to play with! and all so frustrated why i bet they'd do just about ANYTHING to get what they want which is why it was wonderful after a run in with his good widdle pal Gideon a deal was struck to defeat/have some FUN with Dipper Pines in exchange gideon would help trick some sorry suckers into making some deals with the dream demon he agreed after all what do these guys matter to him? Gideon cornered some of his fellow students about the being that could help them with ALLLL their problems for just... small prices. He gave them instructions on how to summon him and they were none the wiser to his plot.
the first few kids finally gave in within weeks when they realized they were failing two or more of their classes, god kids would give in for such little things! from a little bit of information to the attractions of someone they liked it didn't matter the word was spreading and he had brand new pawns in his debt~ which bill finally put to use when one of the brats wanted to become an animagus but didn't want to go through the few weeks of trouble... "i've been trying to become an animagus for ages but i keep stuffing it up! you have to make me one!" "haha slow down kid~ we need to discuss PRICE and i was thinkin all you gotta do is let me in and give me something of yours!" he began thinking it over it couldn't hurt to give over just ONE thing "oh and i get to pick it!" hmmm "well okay but i don't really have much..." bill held out his hand having it burst into the familiar blue flames "all you gotta do is say DEAL kid" he grabbed onto his hand or...at least he thinks it's a he(how would you even determine a triangles gender)? he was amazed that the fire didn't burn at all when it touched him and it even travelled up his arm a bit before receeding "so um...what do you want from me?" bill looked like he was thinking it over "well, hmmm lets see how about...YOUR BODY" the boy could feel his soul get torn from his body before hearing a creepy laugh it sounded both of him and bill and it scared him "WOW this is different and you know the funny thing? the castles wards makes the mindscape trickier so there's a chance some people can actually see you BUT for the most part you're COPMLETELY INVISIBLE HAHAHAHA!"
he, bill, his body began stumbling away. oh god... he needed to find help soon.